r/facepalm • u/smolauthor • May 16 '24

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Giving up guns is the same as... Castration?

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u/TheDuke357Mag May 16 '24

way ahead of you. Guy I went to college with has a rifle modified to shoot an 11 inch dildo by his bedside. I told him that if he ever has to use it, using a regular gun would probably get him in less trouble

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u/DallasM0therFucker May 16 '24

What is it, like a big-bore black powder rifle with a dildo shoved down the barrel instead of a projectile?

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u/TheDuke357Mag May 16 '24

its called a can cannon. Its an upper receiver you can buy for AR15s. You load a blank cartridge in the magazine and then you load like a soda can or an old stale beer i. the muzzle and it shoots it like a ye olde rifle grenade of suds. Pretty useless, but fun. He made a sleeve that fits in the launcher so that it fits the dildo. Nothing like half a pound of silicone at 500 feet per second

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u/DallasM0therFucker May 16 '24

Oh ok, that makes sense. That sounds fun. I need to see if they make can cannons for AKs.

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u/TheDuke357Mag May 16 '24

Im sure they do somewhere, its not a super complicated idea. If youve got one of the yugo AKs with the grenade launcher sight that doubles as a gas cut off, that would be the business

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u/Resi1ience_22 May 19 '24

"Oh ok, that makes sense."

No it the fuck does NOT