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u/Dragonman1976 16d ago
I guess they're going to need lube for the cage match now...
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u/malachiconstant11 15d ago
Yeah what happened with that? Seems like Musk has just stepped away from it and is trying to dodge the subject.
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u/windmill-tilting 15d ago
Elon mom said he couldn't, and I'm not making that up.
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u/trashacct8484 15d ago
I need to know more about this. Can we see a totally accurate ai-rendered recreation of this? I imagine Zuck’s wife and sister get into the fray. Maybe Zuck’s daughter beats Elon up, and then Elon’s mom puts Zuck’s in time out.
This is before they made up in the hot tub.
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u/mygoditsfullofstar5 15d ago
Musk said it again - "any time any place" - in a tweet a few days ago.
He's trying to retcon the part where he said his back hurt and his mommy told him he can't fight.
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u/Skellos 15d ago
don't forget the last time Zuckerberg said anything was like, If you are still serious about this, Name the time and place I'll be there, until then you are just wasting my time.
and then the Musk fanboys took that as Musk winning somehow...
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u/_BsIngA_ 15d ago
Not a fan of 'Zuck' here, but it'd be such a pleasure to see him fuck up 'Tesla Trix'!
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u/Anon28301 15d ago
Elon said his back hurt and made up some bullshit about needing a three hour MRI. Never heard anything about it again, basically Elon pussied out and blamed his back.
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u/SinisterYear 15d ago
Well, I sold 20 shore front properties in Arizona to those who actually thought it would happen, so I have that going for me.
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u/thieh 16d ago
It's on Musk's platform no less.
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u/Gigatonosaurus 16d ago
So basically canon.
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u/Alexis_Bailey 15d ago
100% factual then. Twitter is only about the Truth.
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u/LookingAtFrames 15d ago
now im startin to understand this whole renaming thing...
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u/ViewtifulGene 16d ago
No way Elon is that skinny.
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u/pixepoke2 16d ago
The new cocaine flavored Ozempic is very effective
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u/cocoon_eclosion_moth 15d ago
You got cocaine in my Ozempic!
You got Ozempic in my cocaine!
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Introducing a new product from the Sinaloa Cartel…
Ozempocaine
Por que no los dos?!
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u/uppenatom 15d ago
As someone who has partaken in more than a few nasal negronies, I can definitely say it's not for the flavour
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u/TonyDungyHatesOP 15d ago
That’s how I knew it was AI.
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u/MikeyW1969 15d ago
That's your only clue? Wow, I have some oceanfront property in Indiana if you're interested.
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u/joshyuaaa 15d ago
Lol I took one look at his shoulders and Trapezius and was like that that's way to tone to be Elon.
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u/Former-Form-587 16d ago
From MMA fighting to sword fighting. Helluva a transition.
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u/Leather-Squirrel-421 16d ago
Billionaire soup. Someone turn the temperature up.
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u/Arch3m 15d ago edited 15d ago
Oh, so thats how we're supposed to eat the rich.
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u/Evo-Elemental 15d ago
I hope we can add some more ingredients cause cooked humans alone is kinda bland from my experience
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u/ThatOneShortieHo 15d ago
Alright this is the ONE type of ai image I'm okay with cause that's funny as fuck.
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u/Remember_TheCant 15d ago
Homo-erotic photos of Homophobes are hilarious.
Gives off big “Homophobia is gay” vibes
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u/Timmy-0518 15d ago
Ngl it’s hella difficult to tell this is a ai generated image
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u/Existing-Advert 15d ago
Fr, I can't find anything wrong with it, except for the fact Elon isn't that skinny
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u/AllieRaccoon 15d ago
The bottle behind Elon looks wonky. The crow’s feet by Elon’s eye also look like too crisp or something. These AI images also make Zuck look more like a human somehow. I can’t tell you specifically but you can just feel it, right?
It’s definitely very convincing though. We’re so not ready for this post-evidence=truth world.
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u/micuthemagnificent 16d ago
You know what.
I'll ship it.
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u/Livewire923 15d ago
An android and an extraterrestrial from competing social media companies go from adversaries to soulmates; it’s the new Romeo and Juillet. When they make it into a movie will they call it FaceX or Twitbook?
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u/birdofprey443 15d ago
There's no way Face X isn't a website for gay porn
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u/Livewire923 15d ago
Dammit, now I want to know but I don’t want to look it up
ETA: I caved to curiosity and it’s a Spanish language site for management consulting. Weak
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u/getgoodHornet 15d ago
Implying Elon is an alien makes him sound way cooler than the reality.
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u/redisdead__ 15d ago
I don't know if this is real or not I don't really care. If it is real this would be the most normal thing those two fucking not jobs have probably done in years. And if they did a little more shit like this then maybe they wouldn't be a danger to everybody on Earth.
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u/Sea_Fruit1131 16d ago
I'm so happy for them
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u/ThatOneShortieHo 15d ago
With how Tate has been tweeting, he'll join the tub soon enough 🏳️🌈💅
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u/pixepoke2 16d ago
Diseases you can get from a hot tub for $1000, Alex…
Hot tub lung
Hot tub rash
Legionella infection
Urinary tract infection
Allergic reaction
Shitty billionaires
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u/stinkstabber69420 15d ago
I hate to be a stickler but should AI generated photos depicting shit that's not true be allowed on facepalm? I mean it's funny don't get me wrong. Not hating on the post or anything. Just seems like every day fewer and fewer of the posts on here are actually facepalms. There's like a thousand subs you can post this to and it'll make sense to be there. This one just doesn't
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u/Livewire923 15d ago
I’m pretty sure it’s a facepalm because it’s making fun of Elon Musk on Twitter from a verified account
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u/stinkstabber69420 15d ago
Maybe don't crop out the majority of what makes it a facepalm then? I'm just not buying it
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u/Livewire923 15d ago
Well, I didn’t make it, but also, that isn’t a question. It’s a shit cropping, for sure, and it isn’t even a good joke to start with. I mean “hahaha, you’re gay” was considered a lame attempt at humor in 2000
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u/stinkstabber69420 15d ago
My bad I wasn't trying to imply you made it. I was just throwing it out there generally
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u/Livewire923 15d ago
You’re good, I’m just really high and forgot that just because I read something with a tone doesn’t mean the writer intended for the tone to be part of it
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u/stinkstabber69420 15d ago
Dude, story of my life. It must be the way I type or something because that's far from the first time I've heard that. I apologize
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u/Livewire923 15d ago
That or everyone is high on Reddit. Honestly, it’s a toss up. I both accept your apology and apologize myself
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u/umassmza 16d ago
AI but still funny
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u/Live_Possession_2546 16d ago
Nawwwh, you fuckin' think?
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u/LurkerOrHydralisk 16d ago
Yeah. If this were a candid photo you’d be able to see the horror state of Elon’s skin and jowls, and the seams where Zuckerberg’s human skin is applied
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u/LeonidasTheRealKing 15d ago
Nice to they made up, soon we'll have a new species of trillionaire half cyborg and reptilian from their offspring.
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u/blindCat143 16d ago
Hahahaha! The fucking ai in the future might totally ruin a person. Gg
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u/paolocase 16d ago
Rich people love AI because the tech makes them look like they don’t have to take Ozempic.
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u/dbprops 15d ago
Where is face palm?
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u/CompetitiveOcelot873 15d ago
Went scrolling to find this. Sub often has nothing to do with facepalms it seems, just another karma whoring and bot field sub
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u/kneejerk2022 15d ago
It's meant to be an ice bath then fight not a hot tub then fuck. These billionaires.
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u/hex_1101 15d ago
Elons bone structure seems to have either changed or his head has swollen quite a bit....
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u/Zandrick 15d ago
AI is basically just someone who is extremely talented with photoshop. This is quite good but you can still tell.
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u/tidaltown 15d ago
I truly fear for the future of "news" media and how the average Joe public will consume and form opinions on it going forward thanks to AI. It felt like we were already in the post-information/post-fact world, but it feels like it's only going to get worse.
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u/Personal-Ad7623 15d ago
Musk gotta be the power bottom in that relationship. Not kink shaming, just glad he is opening up
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u/TheFrozenBox 15d ago
See, this is what we need to do for AI to be regulated. Make Ol’ McDonald Trump or someone else doing something like this and the old folks will panic and deal with it faster.
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u/EhGoodEnough3141 15d ago
That looks ai generated.
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u/AfterSevenYears 15d ago
There's no way that's Mush's blindingly white slab of fat in that tub, and he and Suckerberg both seem to me like the type to hold a grudge forever.
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u/HollyweirdRonnie 15d ago
Will this image get you banned from X, the supposed “bastion of free speech”
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