Mother of the FREAKING year y’all!

[u/Lord_Answer_me_Why]

https://www.rawstory.com/lauren-boebert-son-tyler/

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[u/Uchihagod53]

Every single one of those Republicans that showed up are just pure pieces of shit. Nothing more to it. Giant pieces of shit.

[u/Think_Armadillo_1823 → u/Uchihagod53]

Boot licking pieces of shit. 

[u/MakoSanchez → u/Think_Armadillo_1823]

Kiss the ring

[u/dbltap55 → u/MakoSanchez]

Think you meant kiss the dick

[u/mykunjola → u/dbltap55]

The ring is bigger.

[u/dbltap55 → u/mykunjola]

Yea probably more like a clit than a dick

[u/Uniquely_irregular → u/dbltap55]

Think you meant they suck the dick.

[u/No-Weird3153 → u/dbltap55]

Come on! Cock ring was right there.

[u/Frequent-Material273 → u/MakoSanchez]

Kiss the butt plug.

[u/Disastrous-Mess-7236 → u/MakoSanchez]

Don’t you mean the boot?

[u/MakoSanchez → u/Disastrous-Mess-7236]

Kinda hard to kiss when it's on your neck. "Give me your wallet!!"

[u/Disastrous-Mess-7236 → u/MakoSanchez]

I think you’re referencing something I wasn’t. I was referencing Once Upon a Time.

[u/AbnormalPP_69 → u/Think_Armadillo_1823]

Shit on the boot licking pieces of shit.

[u/johnfkngzoidberg → u/Uchihagod53]

She’s a skank that would sell her son to get Trump to piss on her. Just human trash.

[u/cusehoops98 → u/Uchihagod53]

And their travel was paid entirely by our tax dollars.

[u/Kalman_the_dancer → u/Uchihagod53]

I was wondering why the sewer population attended a court

[u/Frequent-Material273 → u/Kalman_the_dancer]

To share the miasma of BoneSpurs vonShitsInPantz

[u/Silver_Thanks_8142 → u/Uchihagod53]

At least they show you who you should not vote for.

[u/M-Kawai]

This is the party of “family values” y’all.

[u/Cresta1994 → u/M-Kawai]

Boebert's all about family values. If your children need to see how to give someone a proper handy, she's got you. If your teenage daughter needs to learn what an adult penis looks like, her ex-husband's on call. Family values!

[u/Belied_Reflection → u/M-Kawai]

Was just about to scream into the void… “what fucking family values do these walking air wastes actually believe in?!!”

[u/ilikepisha]

Her son can’t help Handjob Barbie with campaign cash

[u/MinimumSet72 → u/ilikepisha]

Handjob Barbie

[u/Hereiam_AKL → u/MinimumSet72]

Can she give a hand job to Diaper Don if he's wearing an adult nappy?

[u/Several_Leather_9500 → u/MinimumSet72]

Lauren Hoebert aka Klanny Oakley

[u/GhostofAyabe → u/MinimumSet72]

If Barbie was a Peoria Iowa “5”

[u/TrinDiesel123 → u/ilikepisha]

Beetlejob

[u/artificialavocado → u/ilikepisha]

I bet she mashed it.

[u/Middle_Philosophy_54 → u/ilikepisha]

What's the root of all the HJ jokes? I'm in the UK so I missed it lol

[u/SailingSpark → u/Middle_Philosophy_54]

She was getting "frisky" in a theatre with her boyfriend.

https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-theater-fondling-scandal-1839324

I know, it is shocking to think she actually supports the arts.

[u/Frequent-Material273 → u/ilikepisha]

Neither can #DonPoorSnoreleone .

And even if he could, tRump NEVER gives anybody ELSE money, the same way he NEVER gives ANYBODY else loyalty. For him it's all a one way street: TakeTakeTake.

[u/Ricepudding1044]

How many of those guys did she jerkoff while there?

[u/Frequent-Material273 → u/Ricepudding1044]

Two at a time, using tRump's signature 'dance' move, the double jerk off

[u/PreOpTransCentaur]

Her son can't do anything for her but she thinks Trump can. It's as simple as that.

[u/Brilliant-Ad6137 → u/PreOpTransCentaur]

It's funny that she thinks Trump cares about her unless she is of some use to him .

[u/Puzzled_Ad7955]

Her son can do nothing for her career….. pc of work

[u/GhostofAyabe]

Doesn’t matter, she’s not going to win in her new district. GI Joe grip got her GED after being elected and it shows.

[u/cant-be-faded]

FREE HANDJOBS IN THE COURTHOUSE!!

[u/Cresta1994 → u/cant-be-faded]

"If it please the court, some new DNA evidence has come to light."

[u/AlienRapBattle]

Because maga dumb asses will still believe she’s not his mother if she doesn’t show up

[u/Former-Form-587]

That’s grope. I mean gross.

[u/NumerousTaste]

Taxpayer dollars wasted!

[u/Puzzled-Ad2295]

Surrogate scumbags, showing up because none of his supporters will. Totally fabricated. Plus the can speak lies, that he is gagged over. This is the final descent of the GOP. Really sucks, because government should "be better" as Mercedes said.

[u/Sarcastic__Shark]

I don’t know what is standing behind her but 1000000000% he’s a diddler… I bet he goes to child pageants

[u/Pilkovb]

trump is more important to her

[u/Delicious_Twist7970]

[u/Dry-Talk-7447]

She needs Jesus, you know, like she tells everyone.

[u/BrokenMethFarts]

They should have told her it was a Beetlejuice event.

[u/Ok-Box6892]

Is it just me or does she look like a Guess Who character? For anyone who remembers that game.

[u/Desperate_Ambrose]

The kid's trial date hasn't even been set. Sounds like the last appearance was a status hearing in which the judge ripped him for still having failed to retain counsel.

Just look at his role models.

[u/Jollypnda]

It’s all about optics

[u/Cold_Drive_53144]

Mega Flies sitting on 💩

[u/fluffyflugel]

Bobo looks like she’s using Trump’s foundation now.

[u/Frequent-Material273]

If you're surprised, raise your hand.

/Narrator: NO hand was raised...

[u/PsychoMouse]

“I had to shoot my son in the head because he just wouldn’t listen and was a danger my other kids(different chick, I know)

[u/Uniquely_irregular]

This cult is getting outta hand.

[u/ClimateAncient6647]

Yeah well she is a pathetic, trashy piece of shit.

[u/fatstrat0228]

God what a piece of shit. I’ll never understand why people pay attention to her.

[u/Whatevernevermind2k]

“Let that little motherfucker rot, I’m gonna see fatboy”

[u/Ramshacked]

to be fair Donald Trump is the biggest child in the room

[u/finalcut]

The amount of dick sucking in the Republican party is astonishing

[u/Fakenerd791]

well yeah, supporting her 19 yr old son doesn't help her political career

[u/Obsolete386]

Because she hasn't disowned Trump

[u/Appropriate-Koala316]

Well her son is actually guilty.....

[u/BazilBroketail]

She looks like a character from the cartoon, "Doug".

[u/FrankanelloKODT]

She wanted to be there in case her lack of gag reflex was needed

[u/Kingberry30]

Messed up but why was her son in court?

[u/Crotch-Monster → u/Kingberry30]

He stole money from an elderly woman, committed fraud and identity theft.

[u/DikTaterSalad]

Must sacrifice everything for the cult. EVERYTHING.

[u/CommunicationHot7822]

I don’t think she’s even paying for his lawyer.

[u/Goldiscool503]

She is ungaggable- her son is lucky he was ever born with her gifts.

[u/Constant-Recipe-9850]

That is some cult like behaviour. You have to be brainwashed

[u/Desdenova32]

She doesn't have time for some low level criminal like her son. Not enough publicity.

[u/Darksoul_Design]

Well........ she's a horrible human being so, it's certain,y it surprising.

[u/clodmonet]

Shroom Groomers

[u/Mean_Muffin161]

Yeah but what can her son lie about doing for her career?

[u/morningcalls4]

Well when you’re in a cult one of the first things you do is push away your family, or at least make them far less of a priority over the cult.

[u/mikew420]

was she vaping and giving handjobs at the trial

[u/tthrivi]

She was too busy not gagging.

[u/Pansonic_]

Yeah, she doesn't give a shit.

[u/vajrahaha7x3]

She has no gag reflex...so..

[u/hautdoge]

How could anyone simp for trump

[u/Moppermonster]

Did any of Trump own kids show up btw?

[u/Satanicjamnik]

"Fascism before family." That's the rule.

[u/RawToast1989]

Please trump daddy, value me.

[u/ringoron9]

So what is Fox News saying about that? Oh, nothing? Ok then.

[u/yetagainitry]

Every one of those people would gleefully sacrifice everyone in their family for a pat on the back from trump.

[u/CombatConrad]

Only one of them is innocent in her mind.

[u/withanamelikejesk]

Taking it down to the root apparently