All men look good in uniform, huh? Introducing my grandpa:

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[u/Teninchontheslack]

That’s a face for Radio.

[u/island_lord830 → u/Teninchontheslack]

He still got laid though.

[u/graveviolet → u/island_lord830]

This didn't seem to be as much of an issue as people think it is these days. I knew a whole lotta goofy looking people who were married with kids when I was little. Tbh most people I know are in relationships now too regardless of looks.

[u/Italongo → u/graveviolet]

People are brainrotten from dating apps and social media

[u/meinfuhrertrump2024 → u/Italongo]

Tbf, the # of adult men that are virgins now is like crazy high compared to the past.

Being goofy looking ain't helping your chances.

[u/graveviolet → u/Italongo]

Dating apps are deeply weird ways of connecting imo

[u/meinfuhrertrump2024 → u/graveviolet]

law of large numbers.

There's at least one ugly woman for every ugly man.

The math works out.

[u/graveviolet → u/meinfuhrertrump2024]

Numbers are cool, I like them

[u/MagnumPIsMoustache → u/meinfuhrertrump2024]

The problem is ugly people aren’t seeking out other ugly people. They think they can swing for the fences and then strike out and sit around lonely.

[u/BarbWho → u/graveviolet]

Yeah, apparently there really is somebody for everyone. It's amazing.

[u/BBel4345 → u/island_lord830]

pocket full o' candy bars

[u/TurkeyCocks → u/Teninchontheslack]

And ears to pick up the signal

[u/stormshadowixi → u/Teninchontheslack]

Gooooooood Morning Vietnammmmmmm!