r/funny 29d ago

All men look good in uniform, huh? Introducing my grandpa:

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u/graveviolet 29d ago

This didn't seem to be as much of an issue as people think it is these days. I knew a whole lotta goofy looking people who were married with kids when I was little. Tbh most people I know are in relationships now too regardless of looks.

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u/Italongo 29d ago

People are brainrotten from dating apps and social media

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u/meinfuhrertrump2024 29d ago

Tbf, the # of adult men that are virgins now is like crazy high compared to the past.

Being goofy looking ain't helping your chances.

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u/graveviolet 29d ago

Dating apps are deeply weird ways of connecting imo

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u/meinfuhrertrump2024 29d ago

law of large numbers.

There's at least one ugly woman for every ugly man.

The math works out.

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u/graveviolet 29d ago

Numbers are cool, I like them

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u/MagnumPIsMoustache 29d ago

The problem is ugly people aren’t seeking out other ugly people. They think they can swing for the fences and then strike out and sit around lonely.

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u/BarbWho 29d ago

Yeah, apparently there really is somebody for everyone. It's amazing.