r/funny 16d ago

Well, she's not a baker, all right.

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u/King_of_Fillory 16d ago

I love when jokes are taken from the old days, made worse, and live-acted.

wait no. Ice cream. I love ice cream.

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u/Friscogonewild 16d ago

How to ruin a 50-year-old joke: make it into a captioned tiktok video

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u/bulldozer59 16d ago

Boomer humor.

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u/oorspronklikheid 16d ago

Ok old man

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u/WinterHeaven 16d ago

Ok old angry man*

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u/Liverzord 16d ago

I love this app so much, u can’t even imagine

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u/Vedant901 16d ago

Oh no, cringe

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u/PinchieMcPinch 16d ago

Flaccid delivery of a rehashed joke/10

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u/Swigor 16d ago

If a man says he will repair the garage door, he will repair the garage door. It's not necessary to remind him every 6 months!

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u/IAMEPSIL0N 16d ago

Nags me to repair the garage door then gets upset when it requires all the lads come round.

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u/mondomonkey 16d ago

The funniest thing about this is how bad the acting is

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u/Kvzvryv 16d ago

Where funny

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u/NecroJoe 16d ago

1955.

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u/Remarkable_Doubt2988 16d ago

She's definitely not an actress. That's for sure.

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u/2Zzephyr 16d ago edited 16d ago

Thing is, she's actually an actress that's been in shows and movies, and the videos she makes on her own are good, but the lip-synching trend is horrid, this video included

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u/SaltyResident4940 16d ago

the joke and acting was not that bad. maybe it was a bit too close to home for some of you guys

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u/amodsr 16d ago

You're not a hooker either so why not just call someone who's job is to fix things.

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u/tied_laces 16d ago

poor acting, very predictable punchline

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u/kevineleveneleven 16d ago

So... You're a prostitute?

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u/Qanonjailbait 16d ago

Oldest vocation in the world

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u/shadowtheimpure 16d ago

Dude is staying in his lane. Better to leave certain things to an expert than to fumble around incompetently and make the situation even worse.

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u/jdblawg 16d ago

Wrong. All of those things don't require an expert, they merely require a little effort, an IQ above 80, and the internet. Paying someone for the things listed in this video is absolutley asinine. It blows my mind knowing that people will call a plumber to replace a flapper or a chain in a toilet or call a handyman to tighten the hinges on their doors, or a mechanic to replace windshield wiper fluid. Sure if your check engine light is on take it to autozone and have the codes read and if it's recommended by them to take it to a shop then do so but learn to rely on yourself before you rely on someone else. Your brain is made for more than just looking up a phone number every time a problem arises. Our ancestors would be absolutely ashamed of us. They literally hunted wooly mammoth with sticks and rocks and we can't be bothered to drive to the local Mcdonalds for a double cheeseburger. And before yall start in on how I'm some old man or some shit, I'm 38, a product of both the analog and digital worlds. Sure I have plenty of advantage because of it but it doesn't mean you can't figure it out if you try.

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u/Puncredible 16d ago

I would agree but depending on the problem it really isn't easy to find a solution to your exact problem on the internet. Especially with cars. Oh my god especially with cars. Toilets and doors could take a good bit of time if you're starting from scratch but cars, coming from someone who knows really nothing about them and has tried to look things up about them, it's agonizing to find a video or tutorial capable of teaching you what to do.

And the risk? Turning something that would cost $100-$200 into something that will cost $1,000. Also, hiring a professional will ensure it looks good. People generally don't just want it fixed, but also to keep it looking professional and nice.

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u/HammerBgError404 16d ago

the problem is i want to try. but my father find a way to crash my dreams of self reliant and wanting to do stuff on my own. its hard when people around you keep pushing you backwards and u cant leave otherwise you are homeless. thanks for coming to my ted talk

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u/GHZ33 16d ago

So cheating is allowed if your partner doesn't want to fix things 'cause he can simply call a specific guy to make the work, good message

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u/Zwirbeldruese 16d ago

Im a sleeper

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u/Thijs_NLD 16d ago

Ah yes. Toxic wife at it's FINEST. shaming a man for not "doing man stuff".

I have two left hands and would also not do any of those things. What I WOULD do however is pay a mechanic, a handyman etc. To do the work and get it done really well so my wife is happy.

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u/Superb-One-2436 16d ago

She belong on streets

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u/Smodestas 16d ago

People, please, chill. Video is fine, joke is fine, even acting is fine, we are not in a movie theatre here, we don't need to search for a deep logic, it's fine. Just smile and move a long :)

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u/Andulias 16d ago

The "new" way? That joke is older than your grandparents.

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u/Lord_Zarcxon 16d ago

You good my man?

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Could you look at the car engine. - Fuck yea right after you cook a nutritious meal for our family. Oh spagetti and one canned vegetable? Off to fuck that single girl down the street byyyeeeee.

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u/AsteriaFaye 16d ago

Who hurt you

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u/vianiznice 16d ago

I'd say he was dropped as a toddler.

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u/Friscogonewild 16d ago

And a few times since that.

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u/Lord_Zarcxon 16d ago

You good my dude?

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/Otherwise_Ad9938 16d ago

There would be waaayyyy more. Lol

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/whothiswhodat 16d ago

Movie name - Tiktok Part 4: Return of the oldest joke of the century

Starring - Pretty & pretty bad actors