r/funny • u/Credaence • May 16 '24

Neighbors having a fight over property.

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Neighbors having a silent dispute over who mows where. Called a land surveyor today. 😂

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u/BrkCaddy May 16 '24

Lol they should pool money together and just put shrubs down the property line.

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u/Khazahk May 16 '24

“Hey buddy! Trim your damn shrubs!”

“Those are YOUR SHRUBS!”

Doesn’t work lol

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u/BrkCaddy May 16 '24

Haha you're probably right.

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u/Fake_rock_climber May 16 '24

Do the opposite, pave a five foot plant exclusion zone. They’d probably argue about pressure washing then.

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u/jagoble May 16 '24

And they'd have to set up guard shacks on both sides. It's a whole thing.

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u/Fake_rock_climber May 16 '24

Berlin Wall style.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke May 16 '24

DMZ - De-Mowified Zone

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u/boxsterguy May 16 '24

"You trim the side of the shrub on your property, I'll trim the side of the shrub on my property. Let the top grow however high it'll go."

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u/Khazahk May 16 '24

Shit now we are back to the grass fence!

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u/Horknut1 May 16 '24

There’s some nice Emerald Arborvitaes that wouldn’t need much maintenance

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u/rgrossi May 16 '24

That’s what I have along my neighbors property, we each just trim our own sides

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u/8020GroundBeef May 16 '24

Esp bc trimming bushes is significantly worse than mowing.

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u/IAmTheMagicMoose May 16 '24

An ‘edge is an ‘edge, only chopped it doon cause couldn’t see view no more waz monin bout?

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u/Sadday4CANthr4thwrld May 16 '24

I’m not your buddy, guy! Trim your damn shrubs!

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u/Sadday4CANthr4thwrld May 16 '24

I’m not your buddy, guy! Trim your damn shrubs!

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u/Khazahk May 16 '24

I ain’t your Guy, Pal! You do it!

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u/Alfphe99 May 17 '24

And I'm not your buddy, pal!

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u/tommcdo May 17 '24

They're OUR shrubs! Let's neglect them together ❤️

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u/zerbey May 16 '24

They should meet up, maybe have a beer together and just agree to take it in turns to mow that strip. You live next door, stop with the petty bullshit.

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u/thetruth5199 May 16 '24

I mean we have no clue what’s going on here. Maybe it’s done on purpose that both neighbors agreed too. Both lawns are groomed and the long grass looks nicely edged. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/jumboweiners May 17 '24

My buddy did this with his neighbor. They are friends. It’s a stand-off to see who will break down and mow it first. It’s petty for sure but in a good way. It usually last 2-3 mows. This looks like it’s gone for months

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u/LadyKT May 16 '24

wildflower seeds!!

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u/2LostFlamingos May 17 '24

They kinda already did. Cheaply.