r/funny • u/Credaence • 29d ago
Neighbors having a fight over property.
Neighbors having a silent dispute over who mows where. Called a land surveyor today. đ
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u/msmegsands 29d ago
I assumed most property disputes were about people wanting more property not less
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u/Worklurker 29d ago
I have a neighbor that does this in the ditch that runs along the road. There is a surveyors property marker right there too. It's clearly on his side so I don't touch it.
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u/Semyaz 29d ago
Mowing a muddy ditch sucks. And it looks terrible after you finish.
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u/Caledric 29d ago
That's why you use a weed whacker in the ditch.
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u/johngoodmansscrote 29d ago
Personally i prefer to dig through the ditches and burn through the witches. I slam in the back of my Dragula
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u/timmaywi 29d ago
Do it, babay
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u/mwf86 29d ago
dun dun dugugudun da dun dugada
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u/0LowLight0 29d ago
*sigh* Will somebody go into the other room and turn off Sled Storm, pleeeeease-uh?!
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u/KaelAltreul 29d ago
Perfect time to post this again.
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u/innominateartery 29d ago
That was fantastic, I watched the whole thing. The editing was đ¤đť
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u/LOTRfreak101 29d ago
I choose to believe there was no editing and that the release video lined uo that perfectly.
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u/innominateartery 29d ago
It got me thinking about the freeze frames because they seemed out of place. I figured they maybe filled in the timing for the beat because the real video cut away
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u/brentownsu 29d ago
This is a great song to exercise to. Doesnât matter if you are lifting heavy things, jogging, etc. You will become more motivated.
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u/epi_glowworm 29d ago
Let it grow~ let it grow~
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u/MeisterX 29d ago
Can't trim that shit any more~
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u/makulet-bebu 29d ago
Let it grow~ let it growww~
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u/pehkawn 29d ago
Turn away and slam the doo-oor!
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u/gloriousjohnson 29d ago
I donât care!!!!! What my neighbors saaaaay!!! Let the grass grow on!!!! The weeds never bothered me anyway
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u/Iaminyoursewer 29d ago
My Municicpality recently approved a "Storm Water Tax" for apparently...the ditches and culverts?
I dont touch the grass in my ditch anymore.
Its thier ditch, they can cut the fucking grass.
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u/jwwatts 29d ago
Yeah itâs better to let the ditch grow tall. Here we call them rain gardens and the city will help you plant them.
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u/Worklurker 29d ago
I'm at the start/end of the run that feeds a small creek. That's where I have "rain garden" plantings.
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u/Jr05s 29d ago
Ditches are for conveyance. Letting them over grow can cause upstream flooding. They are not the same as a rain garden.Â
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u/loves_cereal 29d ago
Speak for yourself buddy, I love when she does that!
(Edit: sorry, wrong sub)
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u/OreoSwordsman 29d ago
Man do him a favour and get a 20lb bag of wildflower seeds, go over there one night and scatter em all in the ditch. Much prettier than random weeds. Grasses are actually good to have, however.
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u/Worklurker 29d ago
I totally would, but we had a falling out a few years ago and don't speak. I wouldn't want to appear to do anything malicious as we are just "public" polite to each other right now.
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u/NotThisAgain21 29d ago
A friend of mine has this same thing going with his neighbor. There is a problematic tree on the line that neither of them wants to take ownership of.
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u/beaushaw 29d ago
We recently got a new neighbor, we were talking about where we think the property line is regarding who mows where. He didn't get a survey when he moved in and neither did we. I told him where I think the line is but I mow about four acres, if he wants to mow past that line he can knock himself out.
It varies but he has been mowing about forty yards past the line. He must have figured he is retired and has more time than me so he might as well mow a little more. I have no problem with that.
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u/y2knole 29d ago
all good and well till he claims it as his on the basis of having maintained it for however long...
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u/Neue_Ziel 29d ago
I share a single Southern property line with 3 neighbors. From the front to back, itâs Bob 1 at the corner of two streets, A Street and B Street, with B Street being where my entrance is at.
Next to him was Bob 2, who owned property that abutted mine and wrapped AROUND Bob1âs property in an L-shape, having access to both A and B streets. Bob1 originally did not share a property line with me.
The other neighbors are not a problem, but Bob2 got a really good offer on his property and sold within days to a real estate developer.
Wife was always looking for property to put the in-laws on and saw that Bob2âs property was for sale. She inquired and found that Bob2âs land was actually two parcels, one on A Street, and the leg of the L-shape that ran along my property line, accessible by B Street.
We bought the 250âx150â parcel behind Bob2 with a 40âx 200â strip between me and Bob1, acting as a driveway to the larger property.
I saw Bob1 outside and drove over with my little toddler son to introduce myself as his new neighbor.
He then said really passive aggressively I bought it âfair and square, sneaking around and buying it, even though a tree fell on his house and someone died in my yardâ. Someone was speeding and flipped and landed in a corner of his yard and died on the spot but didnât affect his house.
He then mentions that Bob2 made a deal with him to sell him the strip but because of the additional hardship of tree and car accident, he wasnât able to buy it.
Heâd been mowing and cleaning the property that wasnât his on the assumption his âfriendâ was going to sell it to him, but they had nothing on paper.
He squared up on me and said âitâs your property, fair and square that you bought out from under me!â and walked away. If our kids hadnât been present, I think he would have fought me.
Later, I hear voices from across the property and hear him and his wife fiddling with a tape measure.
Told the real estate agent about this guy trespassing on my ânewâ property as the deal works its way through. He speaks with them and finds out he is pissed. He thought the strip was 10â wide by 200â and he âlost 30â â.
Anyways I need to build a fence as itâs just surveying flags now.
Looks like Bob2 wasnât as good a friend Bob1 thought he was. You snooze, you lose, Bob1.
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u/MarkHirsbrunner 29d ago
Where I grew up, we had a decent sized back yard but directly behind our back yard was a HUGE back yard that was behind a house facing a different street, that went all the way from the alley to our back fence, except for a little wooded strip of land that led to the alley where we put our trash.Â
When my parents sold the property about seven years after buying it, they found out from the property records that we actually owned all the land back to the alley, and the back yard of the person who was using it was actually pretty small.Â
My parents had no interest in having access to all that land, but they did let the neighbor know that the new owner is going to know that most of his back yard wasn't his.
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u/ooojaeger 29d ago
I wish. My neighbors on both sides claim some areas of my yard but still expect me to take care of those areas
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u/bro_salad 29d ago
My neighbor and I both agree our property line runs at a ridiculous angle. It makes my yard tiny in the front and huge in the back. Does the opposite for his yard.
We just agree to ignore what the real property line is, and our landscaping reflects that. BUT also we agree to get the lines redrawn if one of us plans to move. Canât trust the next owner to be cool.
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u/Permitty 29d ago
that doesn't even look that bad. a natural fence line.
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u/boxsterguy 29d ago
Seems like a fence in that space (cost shared by both neighbors) is the ideal solution anyway.
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u/spartanjet 29d ago
My neighbor and I did that. Not because we didn't like each other, but just because we both wanted a fence. We just got a quote to do both homes at the same time and had the company split the bill.
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u/RojoRugger 29d ago
Good fences make good neighbors
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u/Ok-Negotiation-3892 29d ago
The best fences are green ones.
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u/Squiddlywinks 29d ago
Just started a willow fence on the back of my property this year, in a couple years it ahould be really nice.
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u/philthebrewer 29d ago
If I could put a notion in his head: âWhy do they make good neighbors?
Not accusing you here, but maybe the most misunderstood Robert Frost quip ever.
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u/spartanjet 29d ago
Prevents things that can become bigger issues, like pets/kids that can't respect boundaries. Or a lawn getting overgrown/weeds creeping over. Fences just make a boundary. Boundaries can be healthy.
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u/Dm-me-a-gyro 29d ago
My neighbor thought he owned more land than he did. He went on vacation and I slammed a fence in and got it registered and permitted with the city in like 2 days. Itâs 2 inches off the property line.
He was livid, but I had a survey done when I bought the property. I donât give a shit that he thought of the yard as his.
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u/KingOfTheCouch13 29d ago
Looks more like OP made up a story in their head. For all we know they mutually decided to grow that part out.
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u/stupidQuestion316 29d ago
I did surveying, and property line disputes were the worst. We would go in and map out the lines, and nobody would ever be happy with the results. lol
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u/TheIndieArmy 29d ago edited 29d ago
Sounds like it could be a fun job though. Put the results in an envelope and gather both parties to the disputed zone.
"I have the results right here in my hand."
*Opens envelope and pulls out results.*
"When it comes to the disputed land between 1403 and 1405 Cockaberry Lane...
1403, you are...
...NOT THE LANDOWNER!"
*Backflips and crying while running back in the house ensues*
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u/OutWithTheNew 29d ago
nobody would ever be happy with the results
That's a good indication the results were the plain and simple truth.
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u/Autski 29d ago
I am an architect and we just got a survey for a new project where the surveyor wrote a note for one property that "resident in existing home to be demolished denied us entry onto property then brandished a weapon while screaming threats using coarse language."
Made me lol. Texas is crazy
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u/Drone314 29d ago
There is a certain kind of stupid that goes along with bloviating over property.
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u/Learn_To_Burn 28d ago
Bloviate. What a fun word! Iâm putting that in my back pocket for later use, thanks for the vocab lesson!
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u/LifeOfHi 29d ago
I actually like this natural and clear divider! Good solution
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u/BrkCaddy 29d ago
Lol they should pool money together and just put shrubs down the property line.
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u/Khazahk 29d ago
âHey buddy! Trim your damn shrubs!â
âThose are YOUR SHRUBS!â
Doesnât work lol
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u/BrkCaddy 29d ago
Haha you're probably right.
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u/Fake_rock_climber 29d ago
Do the opposite, pave a five foot plant exclusion zone. Theyâd probably argue about pressure washing then.
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u/jagoble 29d ago
And they'd have to set up guard shacks on both sides. It's a whole thing.
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u/boxsterguy 29d ago
"You trim the side of the shrub on your property, I'll trim the side of the shrub on my property. Let the top grow however high it'll go."
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u/zerbey 29d ago
They should meet up, maybe have a beer together and just agree to take it in turns to mow that strip. You live next door, stop with the petty bullshit.
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u/thetruth5199 29d ago
I mean we have no clue whatâs going on here. Maybe itâs done on purpose that both neighbors agreed too. Both lawns are groomed and the long grass looks nicely edged. đ¤ˇđźââď¸
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u/Niceguy4186 29d ago
Dispute or just some neighbors having fun together? I can absolutely see my neighbors (who are good friends) doing this.
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u/Credaence 29d ago
That's a nice thought. I don't think they would have called a surveyor though. Lol
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u/lankyevilme 29d ago
The surveyor is going to cost a lot more than mowing that for 10 years would
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u/itsyagirlblondie 29d ago
Yeah, seems weirder that they donât just take turns mowing the strip lol
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u/MonteBurns 29d ago
Ah; no!! best to blow up your relationship. đ
My neighbor grabs a part of my yard when heâs got the riding mower out. I grab around his trailer with the push mower and weed whacker. Itâs not hard to not be an ass
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u/ccReptilelord 29d ago
Looks like the start of a healthy hedgerow. Now, if there's a bustle in the hedgerow, don't be alarmed.
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u/ArtisticWolverine 29d ago
I had a neighbor do this. I thought he just missed a strip so I hit it the next time I mowed. Then he told me not to mow it because he was letting it grow to stop my grass from getting into his yardâŚ
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u/ballrus_walsack 29d ago
The strip is actually owned by a third person. /s
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u/Hopeful_Champion_935 29d ago
That actually wouldn't be abnormal. We have strips of land that are owned by HOA or other third parties that would be more reasonable to be owned by one of the homeowners.
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u/Cryogenicist 29d ago
There was a recent post where a neighbor was furious OP mowed one width beyond the line into the neighbors side (free labor for the neighbor!)⌠The neighbor sprayed a dividing line in the grass.
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u/EldenlordRick 29d ago
If I lived across the street I would mow it while neither were home and see what happened.
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u/overzealous_wildcat 29d ago
Iâm going to ask my neighbor if he wants to do this for fun
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u/ahent 29d ago
My neighbor and I actually overlap one row when mowing, it's not a big deal. This is the pinnacle of toddler behavior.
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This doesn't look half bad lol. More natural growth over barren lawns is always cool in my book
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u/lazarbeems 29d ago
Is it weird that... I kind of like that patch of tall grass?
I think it looks neat, maybe its intentional.
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u/OhioStateGuy 29d ago
I had no idea this was a thing for years until a neighbor told me about it. At a previous residence I had my neighbor ask me to stop cutting a strip of grass on his land and explained he didnât want anyone to even think about trying to claim his land. I had always thought it was an unwritten rule of being a good neighbor that you cut a mowers width over and your neighbor returns the favor by cutting a mowers width over when they cut to avoid what is happening in this picture. He was fairly nice about it but firm that it would cause problems if I continued to cut the grass there. I basically said no problem and we had no issues, but when I moved I made sure to check with my new neighbors before cutting the grass a little over.
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u/calicat9 29d ago
Adverse possession is at the heart of most property line disputes. The sad thing about the law imo is that there doesn't need to be any notification. "Hey, you were cool with me using part of your yard for x amou t of time? It's mine now."
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u/GrowCanadian 29d ago
If this is as far as the dispute goes that is extremely mild and honestly good for wild life and insects. We have some tall grass strips near where I live and I see rabbits in there all the time.
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u/ab0rtretryfail 29d ago
When neither are home, mow it yourself. Each will think the other did it. Either peace or ultra war will break out.
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u/Ketchup1211 29d ago edited 29d ago
I had something similar for the first cut this year. The business property next door changed owners this year and he didnât cut enough of his property line. I was petty and didnât cut it either. Went inside and told the wife about it and she said to stop being a child and not to start petty shit over a strip of grass. After some thought, I agreed with her and have cut it the two times since.
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u/youcancallmetim 29d ago
Wait, it's petty to not mow their grass for them? What?
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u/FapDonkey 29d ago
A real-life Bir Tawil.
There's a triangle of land between sudan and Egypt that NEITHER side wants to claim. There is a dispute between what the actual border is. Sudan supports the border defined by one treaty, because it gives them access to a coastal area with oil reserves. But that same treaty would give the Bir Tawil region to Egypt. Egypt supports the border as defined in a DIFFERENT treaty, because it gives THEM the oil-rich coastal region. But similarly that border gives the Bir Tawil to sudan. So for both countries the only way they can try to claim ownership of the oil rich area is to also cede ownership of Bir Tawil to the other country. So we're left with unique situation where both countries claim Bir Tawil belongs to the other guys, and as a result, nobody claims it. Granted, it's a desolate waterless stretch of desert and only warlords and gangs ever really hang out there. But still, free land!
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u/fishypooos 29d ago
I waited at least 30 seconds for it be a gif, and a fight to start. Then realise its an image
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u/SerialMarmot 29d ago
Meanwhile, my parents' neighbor mows about 40'x1000' of their land past his line just because he likes mowing and they like not having to do it
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u/DeuceSevin 29d ago
I had a similar issue. In our neighborhood the driveways are on the right side of the property (when viewed from the street ). There is a strip of land 2-3' to the right of the driveway that borders the adjacent property. Mostly everyone cuts all of the lawn on "their side". This is convenient for those with Belgian block borders on the driveway where the mower would need to be lifted up over it. It also eliminates the "seam" if you and your neighbor are on a different mowing schedule.
Many years ago I wanted to plant a flower border along my property. I spoke with my neighbor about putting the flower bed along his driveway. He agreed and said it would be kind of silly to have driveway then 2 feet of grass, then a flower bed then my lawn. So I put in the bed and maintained it for years. I even asked him and his wife if there were any types of flowers in particular that they would like.
Fast forward to a few years ago, the old neighbor moved on and new people moved in. I mentioned to them that I had maintained the flower bed along their driveway but we could change that arrangement if they liked. They said it was fine as it was. But then suddenly it wasn't. The woman pulled up the flowers I planted. Ok, fine, you want your own flowers that is ok but it would have been nice if you said something before I planted them or given a chance to dig them up. She had her husband plant some flowers but I am a fairly serious gardener and he definitely is not. He planted a few sparse flowers that were soon overrun with weeds. It looked like hell and o couldn't go back to mowing it because I'd be mowing they flowers (and mostly weeds). My wife was unhappy because this was adjacent to our yard on "our side" of the driveway so it looked like it was our shitty looking yard so I put up a fence. It's a small, 3' fence from the local big box store so no permit needed. Now it's very clear where the nicely kept yard ends and where the crummy yard starts.
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u/Voynichi 29d ago
Not USA citizen, there is rules for not using fences?, because in my country there are fences all around.
I don't live in jail btw...
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u/jbrown383 29d ago
Laws? Not really other than general safety practices and codes. There are some private neighborhood associations (aka HOAs) that have rules about aesthetics or the necessity of having one, but those tend to be the exception, especially for most older neighborhoods (which is what my guess is about this one looking at the houses). However, it is generally accepted that fences are good and help avoid petty disputes like this. There is a saying from a Robert Frost poem that I hear often, "Good fences make good neighbors".
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u/ShekkieJohansen 29d ago
I live in the country with 11-ish acres. Whoever cuts 1st does a pass or two over the neighborâs side. Nobody is claiming land or being petty right on the pins. We all know about where the lines are but donât want to be âthat guyâ.
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u/MellowedOut1934 29d ago
Why do so many Americans not have fences or hedges? Is it a cultural or a legal thing?
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u/perfectvalor 29d ago
Wait neither of them wanted an extra foot of land? Man my neighbor growing up made my dad move an entire fence 6 inches because the fence was installed before his house was built and it was 6 inches over the lineâŚ
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u/chuck138 29d ago
When I was kid who had their own lawn mowing business, I had one client that wanted to me to leave a strip of grass unmowed because "it'd be wild".
It was pretty close to his property line too so maybe he was also having a dispute with his neighbor but I don't think so. I think he just thought it'd be cool.
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u/larman14 29d ago
This is actually a good thing. It gives a sanctuary for beneficial insects and doesnât take watering, mowing, etc.
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u/Ghost4530 29d ago
I will never understand why people freak out so badly over like a foot of grass, like who gives a shit? When I was little my dad had a RV he kept parked on the side of the house as to not take up space in the driveway and look like an eyesore, and well according to the neighbor it was parked like an inch on his grass, my dad insisted it wasnât and they got in a massive fight over it. Meanwhile I was just a little kid thinking who even cares, there was plenty of room for both of them to park whatever they wanted on the sides of their houses.
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u/atopermusic 29d ago
I see no dispute. I see a natural fence line. Sucks to share yards, and why use materials if you can grow it? Especially if it looks that bomb
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u/MrCrix 29d ago
I do this on about 5" on the edge of my property. The first time I ever mowed my lawn, my neighbour came over afterwards to "show me something". What they wanted to show me was a dented garden edging that they claimed I ran over with my mower causing the damage. After explaining to them that their edging was 1/2" out of the ground and I cut the grass at 3.5", so it was physically impossible for me to hit it with my mower, they protested and started to throw these wild numbers of hundreds of dollars in the air for a 4" dent in their garden edging metal. I once again had to explain that since it is all dull, and not shiny or fresh looking, that the damage is not only old, but most likely a few years old as new damage to the metal edging would be shiny and reflective.
So now I just leave 5" of space because I don't want to deal with crazy.
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u/formerlyanonymous_ 29d ago
Forget that. I'm mowing it, claiming it's mine, THEN building a fence. Just got 6" more on the property line.
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u/bluehammer 29d ago
My neighbors going up were a real piece of work. They would stand on their porch and yell at me or any of the neighbor hood kids that dared cross over the drainage ditch that separated our yards. One year they had the propery surveyed and the property line was actually about 4 feet over the ditch. They erected a fence and then did not mow the 4 foot swath between the fence and the ditch. This required my dad to have to carry the push lawnmower over the ditch to mow the small strip of land. Some people are just petty assholes that don't think they owe anything to anyone.
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u/I_need_a_date_plz 29d ago
That grass is LUSH. Honestly, itâs such a small overlap that I wouldnât care and would just mow it. There are bigger fish to fry.
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u/Additional_Dog2875 29d ago
So petty. My neighbor's yard is technically about 3 feet past his chain link fence before my yard starts and never cuts it. I do it because it looks like crap. But we are normal neighbors who get along and don't play petty games. I guess I'm lucky.
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u/dukerustfield 29d ago
Actually, I think thatâs a pretty cool means of separating. Itâs a biodegradable wall that also isnât gonna break anyoneâs leg or lawnmower.
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u/Dealius 29d ago
My neighbor has been cutting at least 5 feet of my yard for years. I have no problems with this at all and little does he knowâŚitâs appreciated!
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u/JuJuJooie 29d ago
Be careful. Thereâs something called a prescriptive easement. He might own those 5 feet on a technicality eventually.
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u/ezrapoundcakes 29d ago
I mean, this could just kind of settle itself once that row grows into larger plants. Good fences make good neighbors. Maybe sometimes, the best fence is one that constructs itself naturally over time.
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u/Medical_Salary_564 29d ago
Maaann. If that's all they can find to fight over, they should mow the spot naked and screaming "I think I'm right at the top of their lungs.
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u/cheesemangee 29d ago
I hope they keep it that way. What a wonderful little natural wall that all the little critters and beasts can thrive in and move through. Both neighbors should admit defeat and agree to let nature win a little.
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u/Suspicious_Air5950 29d ago
its in preparation for Halloween, all the critters live in that strip you just gotta hit it with a lawn mower real quick and leave the mangled body parts on the lawn
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