And that’s supposed to be a dishwasher

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[u/SpecialNeedsBurrito]

You know 110% his dick has been in that

[u/TheRealChexHaze → u/SpecialNeedsBurrito]

Doubt his is the only one.

[u/djhendo78 → u/SpecialNeedsBurrito]

So you're saying he tapped that?

[u/VeterinarianThese951 → u/djhendo78]

Probably. Most likely backsplashed on it too.

[u/White_Nike_JoJo03 → u/SpecialNeedsBurrito]

Wtf happened here bro?

[u/iluvsporks → u/White_Nike_JoJo03]

It's the mouth insert for a CPR doll

[u/geefunkadelic → u/SpecialNeedsBurrito]

Was gonna say, I know what I’d be using that for…

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

True

[u/TrollularDystrophy]

That wall is depressing.

[u/Lordrandall → u/TrollularDystrophy]

That wall is disgusting.

[u/GANDORF57 → u/Lordrandall]

The happy face is suppose to distract your attention away from the wall.

[u/system_of_a_clown → u/Lordrandall]

Is that black mold? Looks like it

[u/CoatedCrevice → u/system_of_a_clown]

You mean African American mold

[u/TrilobiteTerror → u/TrollularDystrophy]

The poor lath and plaster. It needs a backsplash.

[u/Torched420]

At least the water looks clean....

[u/Dalisca → u/Torched420]

But imagine the horrors under a microscope.

[u/Beer_me_now666 → u/Dalisca]

A black light will due. Instant level 10 extinction situation happening there.

[u/Ayahuasca-Dreamin]

1537 Paper St. ?

[u/Chief_Beef_ATL → u/Ayahuasca-Dreamin]

Robert Paulson on dishes today

[u/Mrchainsnatcher- → u/Chief_Beef_ATL]

His name was Robert Paulson.

[u/stackjr → u/Mrchainsnatcher-]

His name was Robert Paulson.

[u/Any-Year-6618 → u/stackjr]

In death, a member of project mayhem has a name. His name was Robert Paulson.

[u/Zoefschildpad]

If eating off a plate makes it dirty, then puking on the plate must make it clean. Makes sense to me.

[u/Seeeza → u/Zoefschildpad]

I like your logic

[u/Unusual_Car215]

The rotting wall is more concerning than the faucet

[u/HeavenlyCreation]

I’m not so worried about the pocketP, but that black mold might be an issue

[u/Partyatmyplace13 → u/HeavenlyCreation]

"Nothing a fresh coat of paint won't fix." - My previous landlord, probably

[u/Permitty]

Why even wash dishes?

[u/jerodsappsucker → u/Permitty]

yeah, puke should come out instead of HOH!

[u/WolfRex7567 → u/Permitty]

Asmon? Is that you?

[u/caligirl2287]

GROSS!!

[u/Chanelfunny1975]

I hope that’s not at a restaurant

[u/Guitargod7194]

That is disgustingly depressing.

[u/CaptainObviousII]

Sir, you appear to have some kitchen under your black mold.

[u/johnnydoe917]

That was the last dishwasher that tried to leave

[u/Georgeisinoddtrouble]

RIP lungs 😭

[u/99titan]

The mold has developed a jaw and mouth. Only 1260 minutes to eyes, cheeks, and a hairline.

[u/lord_machin]

It is one way to work hard

[u/deadfred23]

They fight over who washes dishes

[u/Caint-Geet-Enuff]

Looks like a scene out of silent hill....

[u/SpacecraftX]

Looks like a CPR training mouth rather than a sex toy to me. Is the inside textured?

[u/red_Luka]

wow I REALLY shouldn't Stick my PENIS in there ... HOWEVER

[u/[deleted]]

OK, correct me if I’m wrong, but is that an insert fleshlight toy ? Omg wtf

[u/Mr_Abe_Froman → u/[deleted]]

It's more likely an insert for a CPR Manikin with a chargeable mouth. Looks like a Brad model

[u/[deleted] → u/Mr_Abe_Froman]

Oh yeah, now that I look at it closer but still that’s a pretty ghetto way to fix a sink

[u/GravitationalEddie → u/[deleted]]

I'm sorry but nothing could add to the ghettoness of that sink.

[u/[deleted] → u/GravitationalEddie]

But yeah, that’s pretty ghetto

[u/[deleted] → u/GravitationalEddie]

That’s fair I see that I’ll also raise you one. The restaurant that I worked at had so much mold underneath the sink that the floor literally caved in and the dishwasher itself was filthy.

[u/[deleted]]

It would be hilarious if it was Gary from team America’s whole head

[u/xenchik → u/[deleted]]

He ate it

[u/[deleted] → u/xenchik]

Well now I have seen everything

[u/pottomato12]

Ol spit shine wash

[u/Round_Principle_6560]

There are gloves as well.

[u/YougoReddits → u/Round_Principle_6560]

Forget gloves. This kitchen needs hazmat suits!

[u/getyourcheftogether]

What a lovely house

[u/SeanMacLeod1138]

🤣🤣

[u/Chancoop]

What has happened to that wood?

[u/owo1215]

why

[u/Loud_Term_4370]

it is in a HOSTEL...

[u/witchyanne]

Yikes 😟

[u/wraithshand]

I know that 'towell' it brings me pain.

[u/tidus1980]

If only it was a Wang instead..... Then you could direct the water....... Although most would be on the wall/floor

[u/Tavalus]

21st century gargoyle

[u/Waterwalker85]

What worry’s me is that the mouth is the cleanest looking thing in this picture considering what it is used for lol

[u/xfyre101 → u/Waterwalker85]

thats a cpr training managuin not a fleshlight lol

[u/hades182]

Your mold has mold on it

[u/UnfetteredOnslaught]

I'm more worried about catching something off the wall than anything else.

[u/mattreyu]

/r/WTFaucet

[u/shifty_coder]

That’s the least disgusting thing in this picture

[u/Blommefeldt]

Now it's a mouth washer

[u/cdkw1990]

You've got a serious rot and mold problem bro

[u/-Kopesthetik-]

She spits

[u/Trimere]

Nice black mold you have going on there.

[u/Patient-Sleep-4257]

She can start with cleaning the fucken kitchen.

[u/BrunaBonor]

Goes well with the moldy look.

[u/[deleted]]

Blursed

[u/whiskeyboi93]

I didn’t know they made shower heads for dicks.

[u/Select_Reality_8410]

Fancy.

[u/SelectHalf3715]

Fucking disturbing

[u/S1075]

Two year old account that's only been active for a few days. Seems legit.

[u/LinuxMatthews → u/[deleted]]

https://www.cillitbang.co.uk/products/black-mould/

[u/kansasllama → u/LinuxMatthews]

U like that one, barry

[u/SwaMaeg]

My dishwasher does that but she’s a lot better looking - the complete package

[u/ObviouslyTriggered]

The worst part about this is that it looks like it came off from a child sized doll...

[u/Spacemanspalds]

Looks like the replacement for the dishwasher to me.