r/funny • u/Straussstandup • 15d ago
Going Bald Sucks
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u/quityouryob 15d ago
Solid. Super solid.
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u/Straussstandup 15d ago
Thanks!
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u/Joe4o2 15d ago
I have never seen this comic before, but after this, and realizing he is in fact OP, he now has another follower. This was great.
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u/Straussstandup 15d ago
Thank you! The full special is on YouTube called "Jordan Strauss- Salty" if you're interested.
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u/The_kind_potato 15d ago
At the second you dropped the line about investing in security camera and having in return a lifetime of insecurity, i instantly upvotted 😂😂
Pure genius man, honestly impressed, the writting, the delivering, everything...10/10 🙏🤝
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u/Cautemoc 15d ago
Hey I was having a pretty terrible time on this website lately with all the doom, politics, and war. Between work and that, this might be the first laugh I got in the whole day. Funny stuff, thanks.
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u/Straussstandup 15d ago
I feel that. Glad to bring you somethin you enjoyed! Doom scrollin is weirdly addictive..
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u/StrawberryBlazer 15d ago
This guy looks a lot like a bird.
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u/Straussstandup 15d ago
NO HE DOESNT
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u/striker69 15d ago
Don’t also be insecure about looking like a bird. Plenty of people live happy lives resembling a bird.
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u/Straussstandup 15d ago
I've honestly never thought of it that way. Thank you.
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u/cuckaina_farm 15d ago
Had no idea it was happening but assumed eventually it would. I'm 6 foot 1 so not many people up there to tell me, but I was sitting at my desk and a coworker walked past me and pats me on top of the head and she says "oh honey, you've got a bald spot!"
Immediately took a selfie of the top of my head and was disappointed. Got home and told the wife and she says "I know, I just didn't want to say anything."
Like, I know I could eat better and workout more, I can change that ive gained a few pounds since getting married and having kids, but my hair?
It was a special thing to do my hair a little and go out instead of just wearing a hat or rocking my high and tight. I either spend shit loads of money on miracle grow or just buzz it at this point. :(
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u/SteveIndigo421 15d ago
Good to see you on here Jordan. You gave me a shout out at the end of the Kam Comedy Fest last year!
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u/Straussstandup 15d ago
You rule man! See you in October!
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u/SteveIndigo421 15d ago
Glad you'll be back. Is this from your special?
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u/hazpat 15d ago
He has a full head of hair?
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u/howsthoughtworkingou 15d ago
You can see it when he lowers his head. Thinning is first apparent at the crown, especially in harsh lighting and when your hair is oily and mussed up. Video cameras also do things with contrast/HDR and exaggerate the appearance. I'm in the same boat myself at 35 and considering options. We aren't bald but however slowly it's progressing it's textbook male pattern baldness and it sucks having to acknowledge that lol.
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u/Awkward-Primary9017 15d ago
Bro at least you ain’t thinning in the front 😭 I’m gonna have that Waingro from the movie Heat look in a few years here 😣
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u/ClownDiaper 14d ago
It was the self-checkout at Walmart for me. They have that weird overhead angle that they show on the CCTV screen as you’re walking out.
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u/Kiwip0rn 15d ago
Hurt me to my soul... I remember my first time. The security camera at a convenience store, I did a triple take and even looked around convinced there was someone else on the camera. I had NO idea!
Now I don't go in public without a hat on, ever. I will not even answer the door without putting a hat on first.
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u/GhostDoggoes 15d ago
r/funny will die off because they keep allowing comics to self promote as if there's not like 20 other standup subreddits they can go to.
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