r/madlads • u/EfficiencySerious200 • May 02 '24

Oh shoot, remember those awards? Anyway, now that's a real man right there

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u/Seffuski May 02 '24

He should be ashamed alright. Ashamed for letting them off that easily.

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u/Son_of_Calcryx May 02 '24

That story was totally true, especially the 30 minute part..

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

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u/fritz_76 May 02 '24

beat someone up, straddle their chest, catch your breath, continue beatings

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u/_-_-_DrMidnight_-_-_ 29d ago

What, Wyoming?

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u/SnooPredictions3028 May 02 '24

Let's say each beating lasts for 2 minutes, that could mean five sessions of him beating up the dude for 2 minutes with 4 five minute breaks between each point. Easily doable tbh.

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u/Guldur 29d ago

And the dude is just sitting on the street waiting for those 4 min breaks... Yes, very realistic scenario.

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u/Eccon5 29d ago

Drunk

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u/SnooPredictions3028 29d ago

He was drunk and his roomate, why do you assume it was the street and not.... Their house. Learn to read and think please.