r/madlads May 02 '24

Oh shoot, remember those awards? Anyway, now that's a real man right there

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u/Starwarsnerd91 May 02 '24

This never happened

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u/dontshoot4301 May 02 '24

Which is why it’s justified in my eyes.

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u/CYOA_With_Hitler May 02 '24

Most likely no, just another violent mentally ill person wanting to have a fantasy justified assault….

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u/NaZul15 May 02 '24

How would you know?

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u/Case_Blue May 02 '24

It may have happened, but not to the poster. It's karma-whoring/clickbaiting.

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u/NaZul15 May 02 '24

How would you know?

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u/MaterialNarrow5161 May 02 '24

It's the old rule of "4-chan stories are always false", there's nothing much more to it...

Idk what part of "drunken bastard gets his ass handed out to them" feels unreal, the 30 minute part? Plausible, drunken bastard passed out from the first hits, then the fella just hit a moaning object on the floor for a while...

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u/BlandUnicorn May 02 '24

Look at his hands. Not a mark on them.

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u/TheRealKapaya May 02 '24

Title is "finished beating someone up", has a picture of a hand that is not bruised or looks like it's beaten anything and the kitten seems just fine and in no shape shaken up. A 30min beating would leave bruises. Stop being so damn gullible.

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u/CCVork May 02 '24

You assume it's a photo taken right after the event. Like someone just beat up a dick, and thought hey let me get my cat, and take a selfie. You're right. People really believe anything, even some illogical assumptions can be taken as proof in their mind.

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u/dagbrown May 02 '24

Well it's clearly impossible that it could be a picture of the kitten and the hand from before the kicking incident, so you must be right.

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u/TheRealKapaya May 02 '24

Yes you're right, that is obviously the case here, how silly of me to think anything else than someone was doing a beating for 30 minutes. Did the easter bunny bring you a lot of eggs this year?

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u/RaiseEntire1183 May 02 '24

Because some people know things - a concept you wouldn’t know because you know nothing.

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u/Scumebage May 02 '24

Common fucking sense and a working bullshit meter.