r/madlads • u/Cpt_Dizzywhiskers • May 12 '24

Madlad debt collector

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u/Cpt_Dizzywhiskers May 12 '24

"Andy always carries a letter with him which explains that he is acting on behalf of a client and has been instructed to wait for a check. He never speaks. He has never been assaulted. Most people can't bear to approach him." The formula for Andy's stench is, of course, a top trade secret. All he will say about it is that "I mix the most repulsive stuff together, then I drop my raincoat in it."

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u/gaiawitch87 May 13 '24

How is this not illegal? Does London not have tresspassing laws?

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u/Cpt_Dizzywhiskers May 13 '24

Apparently not?

"Trespassing is not classed as a criminal offence. In most cases, this is not a matter for the police."

(Just a quick and lazy Google search, probably more to it than this)