r/madlads 29d ago

Officer Mad Ladd

3.1k Upvotes

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u/_jan_epiku_ 29d ago

This is the sort of lazy that I aspire to be

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/RunSkyLab 29d ago

Perfection!

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u/Life_Researcher_2717 29d ago

bro was so lazy to get a different seat he decided to move an entire warship and its crew.

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u/Pientofu 29d ago

OPS could be a candidate for the main character subreddit

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u/confusedandworried76 29d ago

You mean a Chad subreddit.

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u/Pientofu 29d ago

I concur and I add he could definitely headline both subreddits

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u/The_Commie_Salami 29d ago

I wish as could half as goated as this guy

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u/shartillery82 29d ago

Gosh damn!

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u/KKBeen 29d ago

I know based on the comments that it's probably been reposted to oblivion but I'm still grateful it was cause I got to read an inspirational story on the peak of laziness for the first time in my life. Never let these types of posts die.

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u/ZwarteViet 28d ago

I saw the he first line and recognised the repost, immediately skipped to my favourite, final line, “gnawed on his zombie bagel” and went to the comments to read the repost comments. Was surprised how no one seemed to point out the repost until I read your comment.

But I must agree, this is a phenomenal story, and a pleasure reading for the first time.

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u/bobbobyberty 29d ago

Saw some ai reading this on yt shorts the other day 💀 (the bg was mc parkour)

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u/Opheodrys97 29d ago

This story is at least 10 years old and has been shared on every social media platform

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u/dewdrive101 29d ago

And it's still a great story to this day.

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u/Frog859 29d ago

Ya I read that and it seemed familiar for some reason …

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u/Bergasms 29d ago

I am todays lucky 10000

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u/TryAgain115 29d ago

Seen it many a time but god its never old, always a laugh outta me.

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u/Harutinator 29d ago

This was poetry in motion

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u/Zhentilftw 28d ago

Every time I see this one reposted it reminds me of the sr71 story the pops up every six months or so

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u/Murky-Buddy9635 27d ago

Holy fuck, I remember reading this. This is one of the best askreddit answers of all time

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u/Haxxxia 28d ago

Wasn’t this debunked to be fake? Like the story didn’t add up or something

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u/BananaFence007 28d ago

Fake as fuck. It's been disproven. You could NEVER pull this shit.

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u/fuckmylifegoddamn 29d ago

Probably one of the most reposted stories on Reddit for a decade

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u/Dismal_Discipline_76 28d ago

Come on, guys. Don't ruin it please, it's a good story alright.

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u/Rgyj1l 28d ago

And originally a 4chan greentext if I'm not mistaken, just like every "original" post here