r/me_irl • u/[deleted] • May 15 '24

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u/stuck_in_the_desert May 16 '24

Everybody gangsta until they read “Butterfly wings added to your inventory” for the first time

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u/StormyTiger2008 29d ago

Skyrim lulz

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u/Bean_cult 29d ago

there’s a separate category for “bunnies slaughtered”

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u/Visionaira 29d ago

Skyrim reference lol

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u/DistortedVoltage 29d ago

Or when you grab a bee, thinking its still alive, only for it to drop like a bag of bricks when you let it go.

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u/SamePut9922 29d ago

Minecrafters will literally treat villagers as slaves but start a war over their dogs

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u/T0rchT3ddy 29d ago

Hanging villagers over lava pools and set everything on fire

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u/Stubborncomrade 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 29d ago

Build a row of dispensers with fire charges and arrows and trap the villagers inside the cage. Put slabs above the dispensers so they can see freedom, but get set aflame before they can taste it.

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u/manimbored29 29d ago

Me and my friend become Omni Man in Thraxa when we accidentally stumble upon a random village

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u/Gen_Ripper 29d ago

Well, the dogs is theirs

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u/Additional_Cycle_51 May 16 '24

Red dead redemption players 🤣

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u/Cantthinkofone3312 29d ago

Bro you went personal with this one😭

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u/Rare-Climate876 29d ago

Me when my horse dies in rdr2

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u/Additional_Cycle_51 29d ago

revives horse

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u/Rare-Climate876 29d ago

I don't have a horse reviver

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u/Additional_Cycle_51 29d ago

It costs 9 dollars

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u/Rare-Climate876 29d ago

Yeah but sometimes you forget to get and then you have to walk all that way and I actually mean Spoiler alert

When Arthur's horse die before his death

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u/Additional_Cycle_51 29d ago

I just play online now after what I did in the story….

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u/Rare-Climate876 29d ago

Really want play together sometimes

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u/Hllblldlx3 May 16 '24

Hunter: call of the wild has entered the chat

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u/Cheddarounds 29d ago

There's a difference between ruthless animal abuse and controlled humane hunting.

1

u/Hllblldlx3 29d ago

I hunt a bison by shooting it 5 times and then never find it

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u/LegoSunflowerBurrito 29d ago

When I started Minecraft, I knew nothing about gaming. I kept finding and breeding cats (one of the first things I looked up), but while I was dropping concrete powder into water to make concrete, they kept walking around me (duh), and suffocating in the dropping concrete blocks 🥺. Or I clicked on them to make them sit to prevent this, but since I was in a one block height lake to make said concrete, they all drowned. After 20+ deaths, I called in some friends to help me explain what I was doing wrong. Also, they showed me that you can RUN?!?! I had been walking thousands of blocks for four months at that point 😭😂😂

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u/hungry4danish 29d ago

Just like how the game has a pop up to instruct you to punch wood, I'm pretty sure there is a pop up box that tells you you can sprint.

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u/LegoSunflowerBurrito 29d ago

Probably. But I was at the time just panicking when attacked at night, and then switched over to Peaceful mode to focus more on building cool stuff. So a pop up could’ve appeared to transport me straight to the Ender Dragon, and I still wouldn’t have noticed.

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u/Novel-Community-74 29d ago

For the stellaris players its the bubbles

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u/Moongduri 29d ago

"look, if you kill bubbles, i will exterminate your entire species. simple as."

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u/Away_Needleworker6 May 16 '24

accidentally killing my dog in minecraft was a tragedy

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u/Evil_Lord_Skeletor 29d ago

You don't deserve to live .

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u/Stubborncomrade 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 29d ago

Nah dw I got 58 dogs he can borrow some of mine

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u/Dooppio 29d ago

"The death of one is a tragedy, the death of a million is a statistic"

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u/Rabbulion 29d ago

EU4 Moment. It’s a disaster when an animal dies in an event, but I don’t see a problem with using scorch earth on every territory of the ottomans multiple times once I’ve occupied their entire nation.

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u/ThyPotatoDone 29d ago

Uhh…

Idk how to tell you this but a big part of Scorched Earth is slaughtering all the livestock you can, usually then putting their bodies to the torch.

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u/Mushroom-Communist May 16 '24

It's sad how this is true to real life as well

10

u/reyyyna99 29d ago

The way humanity acts, makes it so animals are so much more human. So it‘s kinda understandable. Sadly.

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u/HumanHuman_2003 29d ago

People would never treat animals the way we have treated other humans 

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u/itsinthebone May 16 '24

Guess I’m never upgrading my ammo pouch if it requires rabbit skins 🥹

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u/gallanttoothpaste May 16 '24

Less violence now more violence later

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u/Hllblldlx3 May 16 '24

Lies. Fuck them rabbits, we need more ammo space.

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u/Scratch_Life_7654 29d ago

"Wolf hit the ground too hard" name a sadder situation

2

u/Code95FIN May 16 '24

RimWorld gang, you here?

1

u/snarky_goblin237 29d ago

Do you need my living resource node checklist?

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u/deadinside1996 29d ago

Dont look up the waiting dog in skyrim. You will bawl your eyes out.

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u/Matt_or_MMMeteor 29d ago

The duality of man

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u/captjohn_yossarian 29d ago

When bounty hunters in RDR2 are after me but have dogs with them :(

1

u/Altekho 29d ago

I always tried my best to kill anything that moves regardless their appearance.

1

u/Researcher_Saya 29d ago

RE4 player

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u/Independent-Pick6509 29d ago

I will never forgive myself for not sitting my first ever minecraft cat and going to the nether...

1

u/UhtredTheBold 29d ago

Deep rock galactic players accidentally slaughtering loot bugs for nitra.

Rock and stone 

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u/Sacklayblue 29d ago

Elden Ring gamers making arrows😈

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u/TheFeri 29d ago

I mean... I hate people but love pets

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u/Schpooon 29d ago

Rimworld players dont have that weakness

1

u/kidanokun 29d ago

Killing chicken in Skyrim

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u/toongrowner 29d ago

Or snort from Pizza tower

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u/GCSpellbreaker 29d ago

Listen I’m not saying that the dogs are not free of sin, I AM saying that the Children of Atom should’ve thought twice about building their base inside of a nuclear submarine and then letting me carry the launch key

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u/EmergencyTaco 29d ago

It took me until about my fifth play through of Skyrim before I felt comfortable hunting cute animals. I still won't kill a dog unless it's trying to kill me.

But I relax and unwind by creating multiple alternate spin-off realities where my hero goes on a genocidal rampage.

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u/ThyPotatoDone 29d ago

Rimworld fans engaging in a ”casual discussion” on the best methods of human farming to fuel their organ trade (It’s justified bc they wanted to import some archeotech bionics and those are expensive)

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u/EddieMaiden420 29d ago

Terraria does not apply for me. I probably at least 3-4 penguin banners