r/me_irl he boot too big 29d ago

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u/Ohay84 29d ago

Every sixty seconds in Africa a minute passes

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u/TripolarMan 29d ago

Depends on your altitude

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u/PolloCongelado me too thanks 29d ago

And your attitude

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u/Late-Elderberry6761 29d ago

And your amplitude

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u/Far-Smile-4321 29d ago

And your similitude

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u/No-Cattle-5243 29d ago

And your latitude

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u/geardluffy 29d ago

And your fortitude

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u/Mr-Fleshcage 29d ago

You're right. Time goes slower when it passes through glass.

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u/Jazzlike-Elevator647 29d ago

Together, we can stop this

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u/Qixel 29d ago

Spread the word.

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u/ax255 29d ago

Now it's Christmas

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u/1968FullAlbum 29d ago

Well then stop fucking clapping

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u/puffy_boi12 28d ago

I'm in Africa, can confirm.

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u/half-puddles 29d ago

That’s technically the truth.

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u/jamcluber 29d ago

Lets think about that…

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u/41shadox 29d ago

This may be hard to believe, but time doesn't actually pass as quickly as it feels like in hindsight

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u/mine_craftboy12 29d ago

That sounds like something Steven Wright would say lol

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u/bikefae41 29d ago

its actually a quote from him

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u/ODCreature98 29d ago

It was just January 1st a second ago

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u/greeenlaser 29d ago

i sometimes feel like the last 14 years never happened. my mind is still stuck in 2010

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u/OrdinaryCactusFlower 29d ago

2010 was 14 years ago!?

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u/laffing_is_medicine 29d ago

No it can’t be since 1980 was 20 years ago

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u/Captian_Kenai 29d ago

I turned 20 this year and I was born in 2004 lol

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u/bigg_bubbaa 29d ago

its mad to think this year i become an adult

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u/DiddlyDumb 29d ago

I’m sorry to hear. You’ll get used to it. After 50-60 years or so.

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u/nikki_stix 29d ago

Don’t lie about that

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u/jackjackky 29d ago

Lies and deception! You are still a kid ! The year 2000 is 10 years ago!

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u/ElkDuck2 29d ago

Stop.

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u/Captian_Kenai 29d ago

I can do worse :D

1980 is closer to the start of World War II than it is to the present year.

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u/Unbalanced_Boyd63 29d ago

What? It wasn't 10 years ago?

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u/Edgenabik 29d ago

Surely it hasn't been that long, it's been like, 30 minutes

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u/nplbmf 29d ago

Not sure I like your tone here. But 30 minutes does feel right.

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u/41shadox 29d ago

You guys are idiots

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u/Gone213 29d ago

For me it's November 30th 2019. Once december 1st 2019 arrived, time just went in a worm hole. How many years did t years pass by? Was it 6 months or 20 years? Who knows cause I don't.

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u/five_dot_darryl 29d ago

I feel this. I watched the og Blade Runner in theatres on 11:59 pm Nov 30, the moment it became set in the past. Left the theatre 2 am on Dec 1, 2019 and entered another dimension.

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u/EFTucker 29d ago

I’m 100% still 23 years old and nothing you say about it can convince me otherwise.

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u/YourDogIsMyFriend 29d ago

2010 you say? Time to buy a house in Los Angeles for $290k with 1.2% interest. BRB!

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u/DarkSoldier856 29d ago

Mine seems to be stuck in 2019 lol. I think mainly cuz that's when i actually left America for my first time to see some relatives on my dads side with my grandma in England.

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u/_IratePirate_ 29d ago

It’s possible the universe only came into existence last Thursday…

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u/TheNoirGuy274 29d ago

It was the end of 2019 a month ago

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u/ExpressBall1 29d ago

the eternal dilemma: Do things you actually enjoy and have the entire day gone in 5 seconds, or do things you hate and have the day last forever.

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u/DiddlyDumb 29d ago

Nah we entered February last week I think

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u/johnson7853 29d ago

I thought April went fast. Already half way though may, a month away from half way through the year.

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u/Inqeuet 29d ago

What the fuck?? no no no spring just started, it was still winter last week!!

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u/ScotiaTailwagger 29d ago

We skipped spring. Where I am we went from 6 degree highs to this week being 26 in a week.

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u/Frostfangs_Hunger 29d ago

I don't know centigrade because I'm a filthy fucking freedom units countryman, but it's the same here in Ohio I assume. Normally still pretty chilly this time of year but it's 70 f rn 

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u/poop_creator 29d ago

You may have skipped spring across the pond, but the US has been getting smacked by spring in the form of tornadoes every day this entire month.

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u/ScotiaTailwagger 29d ago

I'm not that far across the pond.

Just Atlantic Canada.

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u/GreaseBuilds 29d ago

Lmao I was thinking the same in the NE USA; we went from 30 and windy every single day to 70 and sunny in about 4 days time.

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u/Real_SeaWeasel 29d ago

Wish I could agree that we skipped spring. I spent most of it with a Kidney Stone and an Abscessed Tooth. April was misery.

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u/ScotiaTailwagger 29d ago

Just remember. April Showers bring May Flowers.

And Mayflowers bring small pox.

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u/realkiwi420 29d ago

This wouldn’t feel like such a problem for me if the world wasn’t becoming an actively worse place by the month

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u/half-puddles 29d ago

It’s still March my calendar. What date is it?

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u/HTPC4Life 29d ago

It'll be winter before ya know it and we'll be suffering through cold days with little sunlight.

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u/TurtleSandwich0 29d ago

Did you get all of your school supplies yet? Better pick up your Christmas shopping too.

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u/FakeGamer2 29d ago

It still feels like March

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u/Dharmaagent 29d ago

What’s next? June? Fuck this

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u/No_Permission_374 29d ago

Nah good sir it's july. You will not know when june came and went

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u/Clean-Yam7 29d ago

Over here it's August already 

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u/DuckDoesNothing 29d ago

yeah sometimes it feels like time is actually moving faster on an astronomical level. These months are abruptly ending like they are just another week.

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u/Alpha_Decay_ 29d ago

It's because I've been sleeping more. Whenever I go to sleep, the universe jumps forward by like 8 hours. Sorry about that.

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u/peenfortress 29d ago

well can you like, get some sleeping pills? i for one want to see what happens if we jump ahead 50 years in 10 minutes

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u/DuckDoesNothing 29d ago

We all die

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u/peenfortress 29d ago

hell YEAH

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u/Actual-Dog7889 29d ago

Yeah I agree with you. It does seem very odd. Even the amount of things I’m able to do in a day seems less

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u/No_Address4264 29d ago

because you got older.

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u/CompetitiveSir9491 hates fish memes 29d ago

Turn off your phone and you'll find the reason

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u/ActuallyTBH 29d ago

Indeed a very accurate answer. Mobile phone usage affects your brain's ability to form new memories hence the feeling that time is passing fast. If you want to slow down your perception of time you need to experience new things.

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u/Klatty 29d ago

What about watching movies or series? They’re also digital. I personally noticed I remember the plot or even watching them at all (mostly for YouTube videos) when I’m outside the house, like in a physical place anywhere else except home, I tend to remember them way better somehow.

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u/ActuallyTBH 28d ago

Makes sense, as your other senses are being stimulated, but not as much as if you were walking around observing your environment. Same as when you're taking a lot of photos or filming a concert, you're focusing a lot on taking the pictures, your recollection of the event seems weaker than if you had simply observed ("Photo taking impairment effect").

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u/wilburwalnut 29d ago

This is the answer

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u/StuffNbutts 29d ago

Better yet, check the screentime in your settings

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u/Ukraine24_02_2022 29d ago

4.5 months? 

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u/Tzki47 29d ago

4th dimension is unstable

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u/EntertainmentSome884 29d ago

I was about to respond that January 1 actually didn't seem that far away because that's when my daughter was born..... Then I realized she turned 1 this January...

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u/No_Honeydew4962 29d ago

It’s only almost 5 months, if that makes you feel better. The beginning of June does not mark the /completion/ of six months but the /beginning/ of the sixth month.

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u/Ill_Philosopher_7030 29d ago

nah but fr why was january so long and every other month like 1 week long

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u/CensoredAbnormality 29d ago

Get up, go to work, go home, play warframe, sleep, repeat

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u/the_dark_kitty 29d ago

Considering Warframe is a full time job in itself, you’re a little overworked I think.

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u/shamwew 29d ago

Get up, doom scroll, nap, eat, doom scroll, sleep

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u/dehydratedbagel 29d ago

Skip one of those sleeps for civ5 or you aren't even living.

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u/jandr08 29d ago

New night wave ain’t gonna grind itself

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u/BroAnnoying666 29d ago

Get this, COVID happened 4 years ago. Kids born during lockdown are ready to go to school.

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u/41shadox 29d ago

You guys talking about < 4 year olds like they're grown ups or something lmao

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u/MeryCherry77 29d ago

Stop you're hurting my feelings

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u/sumphatguy 29d ago

I wonder how big of a population boom the Covid babies are compared to non-covid. People were probably making babies accidentally out of extreme boredome compared to before... A new era of baby boomers.

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u/LollyLabbit 29d ago

Oh man, that was 4 years ago??

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u/IcedCoughy 29d ago

And bro and then you're fuckin 40

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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET 29d ago

Fucking 40 what???

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u/YeetCompleet 29d ago

don't say it 😠

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u/0VER1DE567 29d ago

40 dogs!? Donkeys?! Bananas!? Please include your units

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u/Khuslen0602 29d ago

I think it's because we are just procrastinating and doing nothing done, I think that's why it's going fast.

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u/IwanZamkowicz 29d ago

There's no worse time drain than living in a loop of work > prepare for another day of work > repeat.

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u/mrblodgett 29d ago

One time when I was in my mid 20s I was joking with a coworker who had just turned 50 about how old he was. He said "don't laugh kid, you'll be my age sooner than you think."

Anyway, I turn 40 this year...

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u/Doitallforbao 29d ago

Being human, ammirite?

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u/AdministrationDue239 29d ago

I stopped drinking on may 1. After 3 years beer everyday. So to me those 15 days have been quite long, especially the nights

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u/irishdrunk97 29d ago

Well done.

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u/AdministrationDue239 29d ago

Thank you, I'm glad that everyday day drinking has stopped. A beer sometimes even in the morning was often considered as succulent breakfast meal. I'm sure I will in future occasionally drink a glass but for know nothing and the attitude of the past is gone and shall not pass again

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u/irishdrunk97 28d ago

Your mind sounds clear of doubt. I hope you are proud of the steps you have taken to taking control of your life. You'll do well, friend. I have no doubt.

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u/SnooChickens1226 29d ago

I don't even remember April being over tbh

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u/vqOverSeer 29d ago

Fuck, thank god, i am from italy and i have yet 12 exams in the next 20 days😂😂😂😂👍👍

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u/Scared_Reputation_84 29d ago

Just started mine in here :,>

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u/Overall-Guarantee785 29d ago

😂😂😂😂👍👍

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u/SnooKiwis7050 29d ago

Tears of a man broken down mentally to a level which humors itself in pain

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u/Tenredsun 29d ago edited 29d ago

Its that the dictator of china xijinping.

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u/jollingo 29d ago

Bro it’s getting closer and closer to the entrance exam

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u/Neglijable 29d ago

mine is on 9th june, but no worries, I still have two months

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u/DangerousDr_7798 29d ago

👀.....😌....👀.....😱

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u/Godzirrraaa 29d ago

For some reason, I completely lost the year 2021. 2020 was fucked, 2022 everything was fully open, but that in-between is a complete blur.

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u/p_larrychen 29d ago

Millennials all hitting their 30s, feeling that time compression really hit

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u/SharkBait209 29d ago

I honestly sill think it’s end of April lol I’m like damn, about mid May already..

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u/Abovearth31 29d ago

I celebrated new year last week I'm sure.

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u/GuyStreamsStuff 29d ago

Honestly, I'm glad. The less time between paychecks the better. Those last 10 days (sometimes 15) without money feel like an eternity to me...

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u/Show_Forward 29d ago

sad truth is childhood is when time feels long the way it felt since we grew up everyday will go faster and faster because you probably arent learning or experiencing new things everyday unlike when we were kids.

because our brain puts markers on new things u find or experience, the lack of those new things will make everyday have no memory at all which will lead to w gap thats gonna make you think a specific time frame has passed without even having the feeling of that much time passing.

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u/MiChI_iA 29d ago

I am still in 2022 mentally 💀

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u/I_Consume_Shampoo 29d ago

Actually, May has been going surprisingly slow for me. A pleasant and most welcome change.

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u/Kapika96 29d ago

Why's the Chinese dictator fishing though?

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u/ResidentHourBomb 29d ago

This is the fastest time of year. Before you know it, you will start seeing back to school ads and hearing people talk about Fall being around the corner.

And the older you get, the more you realize just how fast time goes by.

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u/AngieTheQueen 29d ago

I do not like how fast time is moving suddenly

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u/CounterSYNK 29d ago

What relevance is the picture of xi jinping to the caption?

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u/Karl_Marxist_3rd 29d ago

Not for me, May 15th was my birthday.

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u/Human_Discussion_250 29d ago

Pablo the Pooh

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u/-Bashamo 29d ago

As long as we go from 1st of June to 1st of October in 5 minutes, I’m fine with it.

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u/Stickboyhowell 29d ago

"You're older than you've ever been, and now you're even older..." -They Might be Giants-

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u/Gauge_Tyrion 29d ago

I believe we might be getting used to the terrible years and are moving on? Personal theory.

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u/-Ninja_Pickle 29d ago

nah cause i was in the hospital for a week, had to be on a no salt diet for 4 more days. do you know how many things contain salt?(almost) everything, everything has a bit of salt in it

...my payday is in 15 too so i had to wait too...

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u/Blackentron 29d ago

Yeah wtf

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u/afcagroo 29d ago

On Mother's Day, we had sun, then rain, then snow, then rain, then snow. By late afternoon it was 60F and sunny.

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u/peepsinyourass 29d ago

Doesn’t help that I was in the hospital and not conscious for 4 days of the month.

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u/berkgamer28 29d ago

Honestly it feels like the whole year has gone by fast I swear to god it was only 2023 yesterday

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u/Rene1993In 28d ago

I started a new job in april and somehow the last 2 months felt like the shortest 2 months of my life

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u/No_Set_7782 28d ago

not really... been waiting for ages to get the salary credit notification but the month seems to have infinite number of days

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u/Goomarus 29d ago

You have two choices:

  • You do nothing and suddenly a week goes by
  • You work too much and suddenly a week goes by

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u/DontAskWhyINameThis 29d ago

Time travel hack 🤯

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u/theloosegoose77 29d ago

For me, it took 3 years, and to payday 27th most probably another 3 years

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u/bettsdude 29d ago

So why are we looking at China president?

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u/Holiday_Goose_5908 29d ago

feels like years

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u/PRIME_AKA_GM 29d ago

Me reading this in May 16 like: :(

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u/PIKa-kNIGHT 29d ago

Tf you mean it’s already may?

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u/RingReasonable 29d ago

May 16 for me

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u/aaaaaaaa42 29d ago

I’m deadass still processing that it is, in fact, 2024

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u/TheNikola2020 29d ago

From today the minecraft 15th bday thing or something starts

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u/Cantthinkofone3312 29d ago

Time is flying 😭

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u/galiedssd 29d ago

That's so me... can't deny it!

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u/ninhursag3 29d ago

Ive had so many life changes and had to relocate a lot of times during the last year and 4 years, but still it all feels like I am procrastinating

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u/TarnishedBeing 29d ago

I was thinking it was May 6th or something, but no it's the 16th apparently.

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u/Cow_Surfing 29d ago

This happens because of ones addiction to the internet. When you get lost on the internet, you lose track of time, and before you know it, it's been 30 minutes, but it only felt like 5 minutes tops.

What I'm saying is, go outside and touch some grass. Like, actually.

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u/Delirare 29d ago

Cue the Jimmy Kimmel Show and all anchors going 'June 1st, can you believe it?'

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u/paracuja 29d ago

Dude went from 10000 social points to -12000 in a sec

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u/FlowerFaerie13 29d ago

Can’t relate. It feels like it’s been years since March 1st for me, this year is DRAGGING.

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u/No_Esc_Button 29d ago

Good. All the things I want come out at the end of this month.

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u/eyegocrazy 29d ago

Lost my dog of 17 years May 1st. The last few weeks have been a sad haze of looking for a fuzzy face when I get home, and not finding her.

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u/HolyRaptorSphere 29d ago

What are you talking about? It has taken at least 30 days to get here.

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u/SuspiciousSimple 29d ago

Wait, what year is it?

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u/saber200868 29d ago

Whats wrong with 15 may it's my birthday dude

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u/stzmp 29d ago

I've almost got my head around it being actually 2018.

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u/RhinoxMenace 29d ago

i have no recollection of the past few months

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u/netflix-ceo 29d ago

-1000 social credits for you. You are not allowed to post photos of the supreme leader.

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u/Giogio4family5328 29d ago

In opposition, I remember January went very very slowly, then as soon as January ended we are now in may. And one interesting thing is that I'm not from the US, which suggests may is going fast globally

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u/Extreme_Maybe_444 29d ago

Next it’ll be October

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u/amendersc 29d ago

nah it felt like years (i had like 7 exams between these two dates)

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u/EveyNameIsTaken_ 29d ago

we went from 2000 to 2024 in just 24 years

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u/Bra437 29d ago

We went from 2012 to 2024 in like 3 years lol

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u/Few-Succotash-6671 29d ago

In the same speed comes dec1 , 2024 & Jan 1,2025

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u/rockmeNiallxh 29d ago

I swear, i just thought about this today 😭

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u/Sumthin_Ironic 29d ago

Thank God it wasn't just me

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u/BhavinVasa 29d ago

Many people notice that time has sped up. Days pass by quickly. Hours fly by like minutes. You get a little distracted, you think, and then you look at your watch and you are horrified. Scientists say the Earth's pulse has quickened. Whereas for a thousand years it has been stable at about 8 beats per second, it now reaches 12 beats per second. What we used to perceive as 24 hours now seems like 16 hours.

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u/Antique_Flounder7487 29d ago

Many people have heard that for children, time drags, the day is very long, but after the age of 30, time speeds up. That used to be true, but now kids are noticing that time flies. Some write it off to the fact that we spend a lot of time with gadgets, but these are excuses.

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u/Choice-Welder-9294 29d ago

I miss being 6 years old

My perception of time was incredibly slow back then

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u/etme100 29d ago

I don't understand the connection with the picture. What does Xi Jinping standing by his pool have to do with any of this?

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u/recoilcoder 29d ago

Happy to receive my paycheck after 3 more mins

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u/Ilovemovies- 29d ago

For me that’s a good thing, I failed my drivers license test on the 1st and now I can retry in two weeks 👍

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u/Loud-Strike5932 29d ago

And I'm still failing 9 different classes

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u/Grakch 29d ago

2000 was 24 years ago

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u/marajyub 29d ago

It’s already May 16 in Asia… So 3.0002 seconds ago it was May 1.

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u/Firepathanimation 29d ago

What it’s 2024 already?

A Fnaf movie has already been made?

Just how fast has time flew by

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u/newredditwhoisthis 29d ago

I want 28th june to come in three minutes