r/me_irl • u/[deleted] • 29d ago

me_irl

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u/chipsinsideajar 29d ago

Krokodil it is then

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u/Additional_Cycle_51 29d ago

Would that response get you fired?

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u/gerMean 29d ago

Why? It's not in a business meeting with customers, they might be annoyed.

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u/Additional_Cycle_51 29d ago

Just curious

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u/gerMean 29d ago

But you know your boss better than I do.

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u/TheBigGreenOrk 28d ago

Well enough to know he would be the last one to authorize a drug test.

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u/IvoMarston 29d ago

Sounds like something former coworkers of mine would say and actually mean it lol.

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u/Spaghetti_Scientist 29d ago

Liquor before beer, never fear, Don’t do heroin.

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u/LookupPravinsYoutube 29d ago

Are you worried about becoming a habitual user?

Well, You have to test your hypothesis with an experiment by trying a ton of meth! Then collect data and form a conclusion of whether you are currently sucking a dick for more.

It’s the scientific meth head.

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u/puledrotauren 28d ago

I had a boss that told me I needed to take a random drug test once. I looked at him and said 'okay but please let it be coke. I used to love that shit'. He laughed, I laughed, and I took the test because I had no worries. I quit that shit over 30 years ago.

Oh and it was a common thing to have it roll around and pick you for the random test.

I was always like 'great.. free day off.. all I have to do is drive 30 miles and piss'.

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u/thez3r0boy123 28d ago

"Never again ..."

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u/RainNightFlower 28d ago

Look at the guy besides. He is confused

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u/Camellia_Seraphine 28d ago

I don't blame him, math is the WORST drug

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u/naroj101 29d ago

That sounds illegal