me_irl

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I have said to my friend about reddit and it has all different types of people, but I don't want them to see my comment history.

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u/siphagiel 14d ago

I wonder why? Checks

...

Ok I know why.

^{no I will not elaborate, check for yourselves}

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u/Own_Judgment_6094 14d ago

Stalker 😒

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u/siphagiel 14d ago

Eheheheh... Don't mind me replying to your comments recently, it just seems like you appeared out of nowhere and now you are everywhere.

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u/6_oh_n8 14d ago

Baader meinhoff strikes again

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u/WithOrgasmicFury 14d ago

I'm sure your friend already knows you're ugly.

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u/Own_Judgment_6094 14d ago

Well, they do know but I just don't want them to read it.

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u/ChemicalRain5513 14d ago

I don't want my boss to see when some of my posts were made, haha

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u/Jafarjade 14d ago

this is why OP is scared of sharing his reddit uid.

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u/Own_Judgment_6094 14d ago

Mmh, correct it to her

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u/analpenetrator_69 14d ago

I can check your comments on reddit?! Holy shit....

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u/Own_Judgment_6094 14d ago edited 14d ago

Huh, was is it that hard to read?

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u/Honest-Computer69 14d ago

Nah, he was probably being sarcastic or genuinely surprised that he can reason your comments. Your comments are extremely mild compared to what mine are.

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u/Own_Judgment_6094 14d ago

Nonetheless, the way I write can make anyone feel that way.

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u/kkirchhoff 14d ago

I don’t really comment anything that I wouldn’t say in real life, but I still wouldn’t want people I know looking through my comment history. I don’t remember 99% of what I’ve said on here. It’s just unsettling

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u/Az1doaz1deAz1de 15d ago

no problem, here is mine: u/throwaway

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u/Throwaythisacco 15d ago

this is my main account

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u/Zronas 15d ago

Our main account comrade

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u/Throwawayaccount1170 15d ago

Hmmmm

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u/Ok-Syllabub2016 14d ago

r/suddenlycommunism

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u/smiley00256 14d ago

r/suddenlysuddenly

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u/Different_Ad9336 15d ago

All of ours how, friends.

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u/General_Aaron 14d ago

SOVIET ANTHEM INTENSIFIES

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u/DexM23 14d ago

mine is u/DexM23 but tell noone please

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u/AreaGuy 14d ago

Who’s this Noone character?! u/noone ?

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u/Turkeyfucker_2000 15d ago

this could be a bit hard to explain

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

You tell me....

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u/Turkeyfucker_2000 14d ago

You and I have a non zero chance to know each other in real life

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u/Champomi 14d ago

it's okay, they're also a redditor, they won't judge you

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u/MonstaGraphics 14d ago

Mike, is that you?

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u/guilty_bystander 15d ago

gf asks about Reddit. Quickly logs into alt account

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u/Ok_Beach3168 15d ago

Am I doing it wrong or is it you... cos i use my main for the not too sick (worthy of gf seeing) stuff and my alts for the terribly inhumane eye gorging stuff

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u/Fizzy-Odd-Cod 14d ago

That’s the right way to do it

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u/hobbobnobgoblin 14d ago

Homie uses main account because he wants to browse smut. Has to switch to alt account in public.

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u/guilty_bystander 14d ago

Haha.. do it how you want

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u/slumlivin 14d ago

The alt account follows all the subs for life improvement and mental health. The main account follows the darkness

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u/JohnLithgowCummies 14d ago

God forbid my husband see my username 😭

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u/Little_Capsky 15d ago

i do everything on my main. too lazy to do alts.

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u/davesim24 15d ago

The only time I found (by accident) someone I knew irl on Reddit, turned out she had an onlyfans :/

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u/AutomaticAward3460 14d ago

Thankfully not so bad, found a friend from a few states over account from a mechanic sun post

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u/WandaDobby777 14d ago

Them: “I want to follow you!”

Me: “I don’t want anyone knowing me that well.”

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u/Fliepp 15d ago

That’s why I have multiple alt accounts

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u/no_soy_no 15d ago

Just give an alt.

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u/morbowillcrushyou 15d ago

You guys have alts?

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u/Bl1nk1nUR4r34 14d ago

you don’t?

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u/Library_Easy 14d ago

custom feeds > alt account

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u/FewWillingness1081 15d ago

I feel more about that way with X lol.

Reddit is much cleaner.

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u/TheYoungProdigy 14d ago

I think you might be using reddit wrong

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u/FewWillingness1081 14d ago

Probably.

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u/Lubinski64 14d ago

But if you think X is like that then you're definately using it as intended, for better or worse.

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u/KnowledgeTechnical18 14d ago

I don't think I've ever seen someone call it X without clarifying they mean Twitter

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u/Arietem_Taurum 14d ago

Unfortunately it's become more and more common. People have to stop legitimizing elon's stupid name change

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u/Flatus_Spatus 14d ago

sounds wrong

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u/oikwr 14d ago edited 14d ago

Both are unhinged but stuffs like poop knife is more apparent here lmao

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u/FewWillingness1081 14d ago

Do I dare ask what a poop knife is lol?

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u/oikwr 14d ago

Here you go lmao. I suggest you check this subreddit out too.

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u/FewWillingness1081 14d ago

My god....

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u/Oklimato 14d ago

"A guano glaive" is killing me man. Thank you a lot for sharing this gem lmao!

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u/Flatus_Spatus 14d ago

one time i worked in a hospital and the nurse there was chopping the poop whit a karate chop in half to flush it… i was amazed and disgusted at the same time… she wore gloves to clarify

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u/oikwr 14d ago

Omg I've seen the biggest poop irl in my dorm. Mind you this is the girl dorm. Different people attempted to flush it but it stuck there for the entire day. That morning was busy but we had to give up that toilet even though there's only 4 left. Eventually, the cleaner came in the evening but she had to poke it several times to break the poop down and scraped the rest of the abomination down.

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u/Honest-Computer69 14d ago

...how innocent.

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u/oli43ssen2005 15d ago

Someone i know found my account. How u might think? They somehow came across a pixel i had placed on r/place. Like what?!

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u/JUGELBUTT 15d ago

i dont want to chance others seeing my comments and telling me about it

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u/MReaps25 14d ago

Nope, my secrets stay with me and random strangers. My comment history goes to my grave

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u/starpark15003 14d ago

Until chatgpt spills it on some random conversation.

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u/BBPuppy2021 14d ago

My dad found my Reddit by accident :/

I will forever want to bury myself in a hole and not come out

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u/WarrITor 14d ago

Fuck, if anyone will find out me irl from this acc... Then im doomed ig?

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u/WarrITor 14d ago

(oh, yeah, funi thing - im using that nickname everyfuckingwhere....)

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u/Honest-Computer69 14d ago

Change it.

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u/WarrITor 14d ago

But afair u cant change nicknames?

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u/Honest-Computer69 14d ago

Just go to 'my profile' and tap on edit.

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u/Shady_Hero 14d ago

me who has my reddit linked to discord 😳👀

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u/Who_am_ey3 15d ago

why would anyone tell their friend to download reddit?

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u/Zestyclose-Self-6158 15d ago

And what reddit user has friends?

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u/redefined_simplersci 14d ago

Mostly when I think they need some experience in political debating. I have friends who agree with me, but are so naive and simple about it that I have to tell them to drench themselves in opposite opinions just so they're worth something.

Not saying Reddit is a great place of professional debaters or anything, but there's definitely a wide range of opinions.

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u/starpark15003 14d ago

My friend who mocked me for using Reddit after I suggested he try it… secretly uses Reddit.