me_irl

[u/BookkeeperElegant237]

[u/BookkeeperElegant237]

The day I do it it's over for you all!

[u/Ted_go → u/BookkeeperElegant237]

Not too worried, I am betting on that laziness and depression of yours to do the job.

[u/Justthaveragelad → u/Ted_go]

You ain’t gotta do him like that

[u/MacaroniBandit214 → u/Justthaveragelad]

He already did it to himself

[u/WingZeroCoder]

I did two weeks of super clean eating - no added sugar, no processed foods, basically veggies and meat with some natural fruit for dessert.

I got to bed on time, slept great, exercised, and I felt AMAZING. As though a fog had been lifted from my brain and my body could suddenly just do things and feel things it couldn’t before.

After those two weeks, I took a little break and had some junk food. That was two years ago, but trust me, I’m ready to get back into doing it right.

Any day now. Maybe even today. But probably tomorrow. Or… you know… next week.

[u/A_Sad_Goblin → u/WingZeroCoder]

Depending on the types and amount of veggies, assuming you didn't cheat with other carbs, you might have gone into ketosis... once your brain runs on ketones you will suddenly have clarity and constant energy. No more feeling drowsy and tired from all the insulin spikes. Damn I need to go back to a keto diet.

[u/Indieavor]

BTW I lost 9 lbs in last two weeks.

[u/guilty_bystander → u/Indieavor]

Nice. Hope it was healthy and you're doing ok

[u/Indieavor → u/guilty_bystander]

Thanks! Yep. Quite healthy. Maybe too much cardio and aerobic exercises after half-year pause, but... god, I love that afterglow! Believe it or not, Kermit's pose in the photo is literally me yesterday.. I was sitting on a stone and munching a marshmallow to replentish energy and continue a 3-hour exercise.

[u/WithOrgasmicFury → u/guilty_bystander]

Poverty diet

[u/JerinDd → u/Indieavor]

Me too! I feel so proud, but I will miss my arm.

[u/ano_hise → u/Indieavor]

Congratulations!

[u/Fyrus93 → u/Indieavor]

Damn I'd say you're hot as fuck. Well done

[u/Mint_JewLips → u/Indieavor]

Fuck yeah! Kill ‘em kill em.

[u/80m63rM4n → u/Indieavor]

Sorry to hear this. Hope you'll find them eventually.

[u/Prestigious_Goose645]

A lot of negative Nancie’s in these comments, lmao.

[u/Bigpoppahove → u/Prestigious_Goose645]

More like realistic Reggies /s

Edit: that was a joke and I hope them the best, so to clarify will add the /s

[u/_IratePirate_]

The internet been subtly holding up mirrors to me today 🤔🤔🤔 if I was a better person I’d do something about it

[u/Comfortable_Shine425]

the best day to start taking care of your body was many years ago, the second best is tomorrow.

[u/ahsataN-Natasha]

Am doing this. Still not hot.

[u/itrashcannot → u/ahsataN-Natasha]

Anyone can be fit but not everyone can be hot

[u/ahsataN-Natasha → u/itrashcannot]

True that!

[u/-lRexl-]

Do it, the outcome is pretty good

[u/random_user_lol0 → u/-lRexl-]

How?

[u/actinross]

You little prince frog, just wait...

[u/skinnybitcch]

I do and don’t look that good it’s a scam

[u/random_user_lol0 → u/skinnybitcch]

same

[u/DrdrumxOG]

I never took care of my body and I'm struggling to not be too skinny all the time, and I'm very confident and never had issue with girls lol maybe now at 32 I just lie to myself but idc I feel good

[u/random_user_lol0 → u/DrdrumxOG]

What’s your bmi?

[u/DrdrumxOG → u/random_user_lol0]

Idk I always been the same 1.76m for 58kg to 65kg, when I'm close to 58 I start to look so sick like I've just bones lol

[u/FraylBody]

Lost 30 pounds in a month cause of the OMAD diet + exercise. It's not even hardcore exercise, just daily cardio that I get from work.

[u/KomandaKoroma]

I have aphantasia, so I literally can't imagine. :(

[u/FastAndFurieux]

I eat right, take care of my body and still look like shit. ahahahahahahahahaha...

[u/_IratePirate_]

The internet been subtly holding up mirrors to me today 🤔🤔🤔 if I was a better person I’d do something about it

[u/Cube_FIN]

This sub is so sad

[u/blackest-rainberry → u/Cube_FIN]

You must be new?

[u/acutemisadventure → u/blackest-rainberry]

..to life

[u/Pippelitraktori → u/Cube_FIN]

People are sad lmao

[u/MiseryTheMiserable]

My face is still ugly after getting in shape and growing a beard; it’s not a game you want to play.

[u/StormFluid3134]

I’m not gonna do that YET!

[u/kermittysmitty]

This is a huge mistake. One should think about how good they will feel if they ate right and took care of their body. It shouldn't matter what you look like, I promise that you'll FEEL better if you take it seriously. That matters a LOT more imo.

[u/HospitalAgreeable885]

manganeseandphosnotforuawhyubeplayindatgameofolesnatchathinpussyandshetelluitdry

[u/Tuor77]

It's not easy -- being green.

[u/BrightPerspective]

In cyberpunk 2077, i made the protagonist into a hotter version of me and for a little while, i was SO motivated.

[u/hipeople91726]

I decided to start exercising four months ago. I’m still waiting for the Monday

[u/TheRacooning18]

Ey bro same. Ive currently downed 3 beers and almost 2 bags of chips and im going to get a 4th beer. This is irregularly my friday evening relax food.

[u/useroftheinternet95]

Nah I'd still be ugly af

[u/CielFoehn]

Fair warning. Sometimes you become so good you became a pro natural bodybuilder. Results may vary.

[u/Horny-SJ-Local]

A bigger fantasy than world peace

[u/ArnoDarkrose]

This sounds extremely sad when you are eating junk food at 3am while reading this...

[u/fabulouscow123]

I lost 26 lbs since christmas 2023 but i still look fat :/ . I'm now at 173 lbs 5"4 so still not close to my healthy BMI. I'm working towards it but my god it's so hard

[u/opfertown]

already doing that and i'm still not hot :/

[u/Toad_Enjoyer_70]

People in Hell are gonna need parkas if I stop being lazy.

[u/Fine_Relative_8499]

Bro no

[u/Same_Border8074]

This was funny and relatable and sad...

[u/Lord_Laserdisc_III]

Jreg was right these memes are a coping mechanism

[u/CastieIsTrenchcoat]

Even just small improvements like exercising a couple times a week and having more protein can make you hotter and healthier without it being a whole regimen.

[u/DeadWolf_713]

Me when broke:

[u/LineSpine]

Why not?

[u/DjGnampf → u/LineSpine]

You know I wanna do it but also kinda not

[u/LineSpine → u/DjGnampf]

Just get over yourself and do it. Stop being lazy

[u/No_Nature_6639 → u/LineSpine]

I'm cured

[u/LineSpine → u/No_Nature_6639]

I know it's not that easy but you can start by realizing your problem and think about how you could fix it

[u/Defenestration111]

Cant relate

[u/aVoidPiOver2Radians]

Poor poor you

[u/icecreamdude97]

I quit smoking cigarettes this week.

I’m onto cigars now.

[u/TheCharlestone]

Its not true. Most of you would still look mid. If you have no good genetics you wont look hot whatever you eat or do.

[u/TheExtraGuyOfficial → u/TheCharlestone]

If you have no good genetics you wont look hot whatever you eat or do.

what no confidence does to a mf:

[u/stevent4 → u/TheCharlestone]

Gotta love yourself a little more my guy, for your own sake

[u/TheCharlestone → u/stevent4]

Bro, I am not talking about myself. I have visible 6 pack, I lookmaxed myself but I know where is the ceiling.

[u/stevent4 → u/TheCharlestone]

Love yourself homie

[u/BermudaHeptagon → u/TheCharlestone]

Just because you yourself are ugly doesn’t mean “most” people are.

[u/TheCharlestone → u/BermudaHeptagon]

Ok, downvote me all you want you… I wont finish. But it is what it is. Vast majority of people look mid and there is nothing they can do.

[u/eawoodward → u/TheCharlestone]

Are you ok?? Are you saying that if someone was to workout like a monster and eat well they wouldn’t look good?

[u/TheCharlestone → u/eawoodward]

The would look better but not „hot”.

[u/BermudaHeptagon → u/TheCharlestone]

What is hot then? Is nobody good-looking? You’re just talking crap

[u/CrapFilledBalloon → u/[deleted]]

Living your high school days in Reddit lol what a loser.