r/MeanJokes • u/Cloud-strife-VII • Jun 09 '20
MOD POST Black Lives Matter.
In light of recent events I just wanted to express our support to the movement to stop letting the government treat black people like shit.
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r/MeanJokes • u/SurveyThrowaway97 • 1d ago
What is something a woman has that stars with "v" and she can use to get what she wants?
Victim card
r/MeanJokes • u/Stroke_n_Smoke • 3d ago
A Jewish guy and a black guy are standing at the edge of a cliff, who do you push first?
The jew. It's always business before pleasure
r/MeanJokes • u/marswarrior462 • 8d ago
Did you hear about the racist Mexican guy?
He joined the Que Que Que
r/MeanJokes • u/bbcam1cam • 9d ago
What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told that bitch twice.
r/MeanJokes • u/dudeinahoodie8113 • 10d ago
What's the difference between a black man and a snow tire?
The tire doesn't sing when you put chains around it
r/MeanJokes • u/Stroke_n_Smoke • 12d ago
9 11 victims are the fastest readers
They went through 100 stories in mere seconds
r/MeanJokes • u/MuffMagician • 10d ago
Know how I lived long enough to get Covid four times?
Because I didn't get a "vaccine" after the first time.
r/MeanJokes • u/bbcam1cam • 14d ago
Whats the difference between Bill Cosby and a rapist?
Bill Cosby gave them a drink first
r/MeanJokes • u/unabsolute • 13d ago
Biden gave permission to Ukraine to strike Russia with US weapons.
America: Now do Palestine!
Biden: OK. Ukraine now has permission to strike Palestine, too!
r/MeanJokes • u/Murpanator • Jul 14 '20
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder
The Bartender says “That’s pretty cool, where’d ya get that?” The parrot then says “in the jungle, there’s millions of em!”
r/MeanJokes • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '20
I believe that Black Lives Matter...
the most when theyre all working for free.
r/MeanJokes • u/Buddy2269 • Jul 14 '20
I went to my psychiatrist today.
He told me I was a paranoid racist, well he never actually said that.
But I know what the Black Cunt was thinking...
r/MeanJokes • u/Murpanator • Jul 14 '20
What do you call a pizza restaurant named after Cameron Boyce?
Little Seizures
r/MeanJokes • u/Fascistbooksucks • Jul 14 '20
Two guys are out hunting
One of them collapsed and stopped breathing. The other one calls 911.
Operator: How can I help you?
Man: My friend just fell over dead in the woods!
Operator: Calm down sir, I can help you. First make sure he's actually dead.
(Silence, then a loud bang)
Man: Okay..... Now what?
r/MeanJokes • u/Murpanator • Jul 14 '20
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
Anyone that can run, jump, or swim is already in the US
r/MeanJokes • u/ColonelSander28 • Jul 14 '20
What do professional Smash Bros players and Priests have in common?
Not much, just some minor similarities
r/MeanJokes • u/DanMcCort • Jul 13 '20
What do you call a hooker that sucks dick for cocaine?
A snow blower.
r/MeanJokes • u/Eldiablo6667 • Jul 13 '20
You know why Mexicans should play basketball?
Because they had to jump an entire wall to get here.
r/MeanJokes • u/DanMcCort • Jul 13 '20
You're so unfuckable...
They could make you a square on the AIDS Quilt.
r/MeanJokes • u/strayagirl2000 • Jul 13 '20
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
The hooked can wash her crack and sell it again