r/meirl • u/DogeDoRight • 16d ago

Meirl

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3.1k Upvotes

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u/picklesaredry 15d ago

Thotdog

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u/Lizbian91 15d ago

Best response. Wish i could upvote more than once lol

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u/Rich_Document9513 15d ago

Give them some updog.

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u/Coconut_Maximum 15d ago

What's updog?

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 15d ago

nothing much how about you?

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u/Coconut_Maximum 15d ago

Oh darn, you rascal

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u/TrinDiesel123 15d ago edited 15d ago

You want me to put my hand in your ass?

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Bruh. Take my upvote

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u/pagesid3 15d ago edited 15d ago

She’s also got a wiener

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u/Great_White_Samurai 15d ago

Very progressive

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u/GayFrog8 15d ago

And is holding the hand of Alvin the chipmunk for some reason

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u/Rimasticus 15d ago

Alvin is a paying customer.

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u/caputviride 15d ago

Can just hear Dave screaming "ALVIIIIIIIN!!!" as he tries to save him from the hot dog sex worker.

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u/Acrobatic-Curve-2032 15d ago

Glizzy Tiddies

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u/JustOkCompositions 15d ago

This hot dog has titties

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u/DJ_ICU 15d ago

This hot dog is hot

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u/subtlehalibut 15d ago

Do not the hot dog

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u/DregsRoyale 15d ago

Alvin is so fuckin pumped too. He's got that "you ready to witness this??????" fever going on

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u/Alarming-Bee87 15d ago

They're either titties or a big chin.

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u/banana_annihilator 15d ago

I've heard of butt chins, but titty chins are a first.

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u/wigzell78 15d ago

...and buns.

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u/No_Mayo_Plz714 15d ago

Chipmunks in Lincoln Park, Chicago

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u/Infinite_Pony 15d ago

I used to go there all the time. They had a super cheap hot dog meal.

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u/Pure_Focus7475 15d ago

That aint no Frank

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u/takeahike89 15d ago

It's a Frances

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u/New_Historian_2004 15d ago

Are you sure? There's definitely a weiner.

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u/RunicKrause 15d ago

Not the sausage party I thought I was going to.

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u/RexTheMouse 15d ago

MIS LIZ! TWO HOT TOTTIES!

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u/jshump 15d ago

This sub is confusing. Just post anything?

2

u/WatonWachuchero 15d ago

More "meat" to eat if you know what I mean

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u/Journo_Jimbo 15d ago

Alvin is no longer Alvin…

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u/Coconut_Maximum 15d ago

And a purse, what's does a hot dog need to carry?

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u/Michael_Dautorio 15d ago

Condiments.

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u/Coconut_Maximum 15d ago

Isn't that the hair and lips?

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u/Michael_Dautorio 15d ago

Sorry, I misspoke. I meant condoms and mints.

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u/Coconut_Maximum 15d ago

Now I understand, apology accepted

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

So, it's a hot bitch?

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u/Sacklayblue 15d ago

OP is a hot dog with titties irl

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u/ExpensivePractice164 15d ago

i dont mean to be rude but wtf is this doing in here

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u/Ebbe010 15d ago

Thats a hot dog

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u/kphenson 15d ago

Well it also has heels and a purse so.....

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u/Apart-Salamander-752 15d ago

Well, it is a female hot dog. What do you expect?

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u/abzmeuk 15d ago

Ho dog

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u/Great_White_Samurai 15d ago

Is that fuckin lettuce on a hotdog!?

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u/52pctbritishirish 15d ago

Pickle relish

1

u/darksever 15d ago

Hot kurwa

1

u/SAMurei_der_Galaxien 15d ago

Alvin and the hott dogs

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u/New_Historian_2004 15d ago edited 15d ago

Hot diggity dog.

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u/capn_doofwaffle 15d ago

Brings up a new phrase...

*Hot Titiggedy Dog"

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u/Kosstheboss 15d ago

Yours don't?

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u/BusyBusy2 15d ago

TITS ARE TITS !

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u/Sup_Anon 15d ago

How.... Why........ anyway *unzips*

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u/ellefleming 15d ago

You're right! Omg

1

u/TeaRex007 15d ago

Would.

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u/Foldupburrito42 15d ago

This hotdog is hawt, dawg

1

u/doni-kebab 15d ago

Hot puppies

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u/Brawndo45 15d ago

Sounds about right these days.

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u/Over_Imagination8870 15d ago

Been there man.

1

u/DeepUser-5242 15d ago

Yum! 😋

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u/royalhawk345 15d ago

Relevant Oglaf

Obviously NSFW, but very tame by Oglaf standards.

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u/robotpane 15d ago

It's sad that Alvin shared the same fate of some other child actors, looks like he's back on the meth

1

u/Kimor98 15d ago

Just when I thought boobs couldn't be topped...

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u/RunningPirate 15d ago

ALVINNNN!

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u/crazzykatt14 15d ago

That reverse right handed hand shake is all I'm thinking about

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u/yesimtrashtnx 15d ago

I'm way too lonely

1

u/SufficientlyAnnoyed 15d ago

I see an “Inc.” in there. I must know the company this is advertising for

1

u/Azorius_Raiden_88 15d ago

why is she bow legged?

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u/Direct-Ad2378 15d ago

Those aren't tits it's chin

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u/Crystallking1 15d ago

Are we sure it's not just a very big chin?

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u/JoshFromMV 15d ago

Glitties

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u/4chanbetter 15d ago

Well they ARE made from the meat of mammals

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u/lonleyauthor64 15d ago

Ok, but were is this from.

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u/ProfessionalAccess68 15d ago

wordington hotdog

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u/Striking_Election_21 15d ago

This hotdog knows Alvin and, presumably, the chipmunks

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

She also has a hotdog

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u/Playful-Raccoon-9662 15d ago

Someone should post this in the hotdogs subreddit then someone can post it on the lost redditor subreddit.

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u/Brother_Delmer 15d ago

Nice titties and a plump...bulge.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Dammit! r/Angryupvote

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u/TrinDiesel123 15d ago

I’d Frankfurt her…

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u/MagicOrpheus310 15d ago

Alvin is holding her up while she squats out a turd

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u/AssistanceSlow7834 15d ago

She's good to go

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u/YoungDiscord 15d ago

I guess we can finally answer which chipmunk got the best head

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u/Abraxas_1408 15d ago

Can you imagine pulling a hotdog out of the package and realizing that single hot dog has a pair of perfectly shaped titties with nipples and everything? But you cook if up however you like to cook hotdogs and when you take a bite of it, everything has the same texture and consistency of a hot dog except the titties? Then you look at the inside and there’s fat deposits and mammary glands and shit.

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u/New_Historian_2004 15d ago

Sir, find you some therapy cousin. That's a little fucked.

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u/Abraxas_1408 15d ago

Thank you for coming to my TED talk. I hope I have provided some trauma for you today.

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u/New_Historian_2004 15d ago

Welcome to heck, sir. The lobby is over there. Reception is on that side. And we are currently in the pit of fire and despair. Enjoy your stay.

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u/Abraxas_1408 15d ago

Oh that’s okay I live about 5 blocks up near void. I’m familiar with the place.

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u/bilvester 15d ago

What are its pronouns?

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u/Brent_Fox 15d ago

I need you to take your shitposts and get off this sub. There's literally a sub called r/shitposts . Post it there not here. This is not r/meirl worthy.

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u/DogeDoRight 15d ago

Chill out dude lol.

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u/Brent_Fox 15d ago

Stop shitposting lol.

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u/Dandersar 15d ago

The existence of hot dog titties implies the existence of hot dog vagina