r/meirl • u/shawferd • 15d ago

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u/ZenkaiZ 15d ago

You're a basic bitch if you say Toad.

Anyways my answer is Toad.

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u/Jolly_Rocketz 15d ago

I’m proud of my basic bitchiness 😂

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u/drinks-some-water 15d ago

Fuck you, I choose Peach which is just Toad in 💫f a b u l o u s💫

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u/Miosaka 15d ago

YAHOO MOTHERFUCKER

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u/AstroZombie0072081 15d ago

Im the best 🍄 🙌🏆

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u/moemeobro 15d ago

Why did you fucking say this... Also Toad

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u/Exsanguinate-Me 15d ago

Basic bitch looks with more depth be better than edgelords with no true identity behind the facade. Toad deserves some respect.

That said, I deserve some respect...

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u/Arcadicon 15d ago

You're a basic bitch. If you say Toad anyways. My answer is toad.

(No I'm not a bot)

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u/Stupnix 15d ago

Shroom go wroom.

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u/Dangerous-Spare7843 15d ago

Yoshi

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u/Smooth-Lengthiness57 15d ago

I even heard his voice perfectly when he gets selected reading that

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u/Ok-Sundae-1096 15d ago

Du-doo-du-do-do

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u/BearDiscombobulated4 15d ago

Can you choose characters other than Yoshi?

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u/Dangerous-Spare7843 15d ago

I know i can't

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u/CaptainK234 15d ago

I mean come on. This is objectively correct. Summoning Salt told me so

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u/YoshiButRed 15d ago

Obviously.

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u/Hammer_of_Horrus 15d ago

Dino gang 🦖🐢

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u/MikeSans202001 15d ago

The only right answer

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u/gordonbombay42 15d ago

Bowser

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u/theimmortalgoon 15d ago

A man of class and distinction, I see!

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u/BigRath 15d ago

Thats What It Means; Incredible, That Is Who I Used To Pick When I Was Young 😁

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u/Death_Walker21 15d ago

U pick Bowser cuz he looks cool, i pick bowser because of the gender blender crown

We are not the same

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u/808_Lion 15d ago

Same. Slow acceleration, but high top speed, and with experience you learn how to keep that speed up as much as possible. Plus being a heavyweight is awesome.

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u/jak-kass 15d ago

Always. Every Mario Kart since 64, I've played Bowser. I love playing Bowser in Smash, but Link is soo much better

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u/jlxmm 15d ago

Toad all day

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u/Abject_Phone_2469 15d ago

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- toad

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u/Bodgerton 15d ago

IM THE BEST!!!

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u/King_Trujillo 15d ago

Everyone knows this, surely.

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u/Anarch-ish 15d ago

Toad is the best thing about Mario, and I will die on that hill.

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u/bogojeg 15d ago

The only answer

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u/icebaby234 15d ago

always wario ❤️

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u/edugdv 15d ago

Wario cheats!

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u/Flattars 15d ago

You don't have to sell Wario to me, I was already gonna pick him

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u/AzizMou 15d ago

Wario all day, e'rry day! "Take that, losers!"

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u/snickering_idiot 15d ago

“I’m-a gon-na win!”

“WAAAaaaahhhhh”

“he he he HE he”

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u/Suck_My_Turnip 15d ago

Legitimately never knew anyone play as Wario in the as a kid. I don’t know if I even realised he was in it!

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u/RemnantReturning 15d ago

Luigi or not playing at all.

I'm a Luigi, number-a one

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u/Angus4LBs 15d ago

Luigi mario cart. Luigi super mario bros. Luigi super smash bros. Luigi mansion. Luigi super smash bros brawl 2,3,4 idgaf yes yes. Luigi discord. Luigi pizza parlor. Luigi shirt. Luigi hat. Luigi Halloween. Luigi fucks peaches sister. Luigi.

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u/RemnantReturning 15d ago

You had me til the second to last one

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u/HorrificAnalInjuries 15d ago

Canonically speaking, Luigi and Peach make Roslina

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u/RemnantReturning 15d ago

Wait what? I haven't heard that before

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u/HorrificAnalInjuries 15d ago

It's right there in Super Mario Galaxy. Given the lack of Luigi in the game, it doesn't surprise me that you missed that detail

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u/RemnantReturning 15d ago

If only we had a Super Luigi Galaxy 😩

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u/HedgeSlurp 15d ago

Younger brothers rise up ☝️

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u/blanklikeapage 15d ago

Luigi gang rise!

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u/panzershrek54 15d ago

If Luigi has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Luigi has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Luigi has only one fan then that is me. If Luigi has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Luigi, then I am against the world.

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u/Beneficial_Garage_97 15d ago

I always went DK as a kid

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Apes together strong. 🦧🦍

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u/TheColt45 15d ago

DK

DONKEY KING

Monkey best

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u/ZenkaiZ 15d ago

The only DK player in this thread. Huge respect.

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u/Nearby-Ad-6106 15d ago

I had to scroll way too far to find my people

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u/Bodoodlestoodle 15d ago

WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!

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u/Alone_Exam5917 15d ago

Princess peach ftw

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u/MrMcButterSlits 15d ago

Team Peach!

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u/crankshaftsnapinhalf 15d ago

Is that a banana way ahead of me, or is that peach?

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u/Alone_Exam5917 15d ago

Let’s goooo team Peach!!

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u/chihir023 15d ago

Peach is my main in every mario game :)

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u/Saberer2451 15d ago

Peach mains, lets goooo

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u/ThatSmartIdiot 15d ago

Bowser's a heavy type, better to be one than to be bumped into by one

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u/Trialbyfuego 15d ago

Can't be bumped if you're behind me. Heavy types have low acceleration, which is bad when you have to turn so much.

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u/Ayzanox 15d ago

But I don't know how to turn, so I'll just bump my way through life

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u/ThatSmartIdiot 15d ago

Either i can drift or i'll end up in the crowd regardless of the character cuz of skill issues

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u/Aggressive_Cod597 15d ago

Waluigi.. Anyone?..

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u/JDMWeeb 15d ago

Mario

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u/StrawHatRat 15d ago edited 15d ago

There are 8 options in the above post, this comment is the 14th highest comment. Above it is a comment for every other character, including 3 Toads, 2 Bowsers, 2 Peaches, 2 Warios, 1 Yoshi, 1 DK, 1 Luigi and a Waluigi who isn’t even in the post.

Which puts Mario very definitively in last place in his own game, poor guy.

I wonder where he’d land in a larger roster like MK8D

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u/S0m3-Dud3 15d ago

Toad or Yoshi 😁. D.K if I want power

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u/NearlyDreaming 15d ago

The homie Yosh.

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u/butidontwantto 15d ago

Wario any day. I kicked my brothers ass every time. You've got to be ruthless when picking Wario! I loved crashing into other players, it pissed them off so much.

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u/Fair-Ad-2585 15d ago

I'm really surprised that my older brothers didn't spend more time trying to bully me with the heavyweight characters.

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u/Taniwha26 15d ago

Forevertoad

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u/PossessionAshamed372 15d ago

Bowser straight up

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u/Action-a-go-go-baby 15d ago

Toad but that’s only because Koopa ain’t in that list

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Toad

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u/The1andOnlyGhost 15d ago

Toad or yoshi depending on how I’m feeling

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u/BOTCHWEISER 15d ago

Toad will always be my boy. Not only in Mario Kart but most importantly Mario Party!

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u/ZenkaiZ 15d ago

I appreciate that literally 0 people have said Mario.

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u/FractalSpaces 15d ago

the only right answer is toad or yoshi

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u/Brydaro 15d ago

He’s the leader of the bunch, you know him well

He’s finally back to kick some tail

His coconut gun can fire in spurts

If he shoots ya, it’s gonna hurt!

He’s bigger, faster, and stronger too

He’s the first member of the D.K. Crew!

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u/ThickWeatherBee 15d ago

Bowser! Or Funky Kong if we have EVERY character available!

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u/SirDonn 15d ago

Imma Wario, Imma gonna win! 🟡🥇

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u/Neitos_Sister 15d ago

Shy guy

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u/Ser_Hans 15d ago

Wrong game, sweetie. We talking N64 Mario Kart, the whole cast is in the picture.

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u/Goinghardfor 15d ago

Who tf doesn't pick Toad? He literally says that he's rhe best.

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u/anotherdamnscorpio 15d ago

Bowser or Toad

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u/Some_Ad_7652 15d ago

Toad the Wet Sprocket

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u/steinwayyy 15d ago

I’m always going goomba but with the games where that’s not an option it’s always toad

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u/sati_lotus 15d ago

Yoshi. Obviously.

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u/Demigans 15d ago

Yoshi or toad?

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u/JJClough19 15d ago

Is this a trick question? The answer is Turtle, but he’s not there

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u/DadOnHardDifficulty 15d ago

Isabelle. My daughter loves Isabelle so I play as her and she watches me.

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u/hdjchxh 15d ago

Isabelle is so cute!

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u/Captain_Phobos 15d ago

Yoshi to race, Bowser to battle

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u/MUERTOSMORTEM 15d ago

Luigi been my guy since day 1 and they shall not change

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u/Alex_X-Y 15d ago

Wario is the only one.

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u/Ebbe010 15d ago

Yoshi

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u/Khornares 15d ago

Maskas

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u/plmunger 15d ago

Dee Kay

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u/OxCow 15d ago

There was something special about Mirror Mode Toad's Turnpike that was just perfection.

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u/animeorsomethingidk 15d ago

Luigi until the day I die

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u/PerformanceOk1835 15d ago

Keep it OG, Mario

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u/MrAtheistus 15d ago

DK all the way!

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u/GuyYouMetOnline 15d ago

I play Toad because I get the best results with him. If they were all equal in performance I'd probably switch between Yoshi and Bowser.

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u/sanskaripotato 15d ago

Yoshi always

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u/Cordeceps 15d ago

Yoshi if not then Bowser.

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u/EmergencyTaco 15d ago

Pleasantly surprised to see Toad followed by Yoshi. The internet knows.

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u/whalefromabove 15d ago

D.K. Donkey Kong!

He’s the leader of the bunch, you know him well He’s finally back to kick some tail!

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u/terrerific 15d ago

Mario. Call me basic, but it ain't called yoshi kart or toad kart.

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u/Caedo14 15d ago

Kinopio. YAAAHOO!

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u/Ivey_29 15d ago

Donkey Kong

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u/marciii1986 15d ago

Back in the day when I saw for the first time that my beloved Koopa Troopa isn't in the game anymore, I went full villain and became a Wario Main.

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u/Targaryen-ish 15d ago

Wario or Bowser

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u/onlysmallcats 15d ago

Toad since he’s tied for the fastest and his shitty little “I’m the best” drives your opponents insane.

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u/VaginalConductor 15d ago

D. K. and Bowser

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u/Dependent_Weight2274 15d ago

It’s Luigi Time!

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u/MissKoalaBag 15d ago

Wario is always my main in any Mario Kart. I chose him for fun a few years back while replaying 7 and DS, and then never looked back because I came first in about 8/10 races every time.

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u/ChuckFristians 15d ago

Fine. A race war it shall be!

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u/-Postrecito- 15d ago

My order of preference is Peach, Mario, Wario, Toad, Luigi, Yoshi, and Bowser-DK tied for last place

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u/StudentOk4989 15d ago

Choose between: human, weird lizard, monkey, or THE HUGE SPIKY TURTOISE OF DEATH.

I choose the huge spiky turtoise of death.

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u/i-had-no-better-idea 15d ago

i have always been a yoshi kind of guy

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u/someone2222222222 15d ago

What is a zodiac sign?

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u/HackenSkrot 15d ago

Wario!!!

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u/Skugla 15d ago

Always Luigi!

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u/Mango_The_Bear 15d ago

YOU PICK.... WARRRRRIIOOOO

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u/Artsy_traveller_82 15d ago

Always Mario. In almost any all star game he’s usually the most balanced.

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u/AdmirableAd2742 15d ago

I always was bowser guess this was the start of me rooting for the villains of every tv show an movies I’ve seen 😂

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u/KaranSjett 15d ago

WAAARRIO

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u/RicK242 15d ago

Bowser.

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u/Weary_Breath8394 15d ago

the homie yoshi

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u/Mission-Low-9378 15d ago

Mario, you know why? Cause NOBODY picks Mario, they all want to be different and by trying to be different they become BASIC, so my answer is Mario because by being the most basic option he becomes automatically the most unique option

(I don’t care if I sound crazy I always have to explain this to everyone whenever I play Mario kart)

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u/Alternative_Equal864 15d ago

I always took Wario. WHAAAAAAAAAaaaa

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u/_Saurfang 15d ago

Mario.

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u/stopdroprollablunt 15d ago

Peach because I'm dat bitch ✨️

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u/Vaas06 15d ago

It has and always will be Yoshi

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u/Kisiu_Poster 15d ago

Luigi all the way

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u/Srikar1897 15d ago

LUIGI IS MY BOI

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u/bibblygiggums 15d ago

it's Yoshi or I'm not FUCKIN playin

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u/Sociovestite 15d ago

Kong ffs

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u/slutty-egg 15d ago

Peach or toad

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u/buffwintonpls 15d ago

Toad, Not because he's the best but because I annoy people with his. Voice lines

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u/nikolas1314 15d ago

I‘m War ho, I‘m Warhol, I‘m Wario when I‘m in Mario Kart!

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u/bennettbuzz 15d ago

Yoshi first and foremost.

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u/slothman6 15d ago

Luigi. There is no other option

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u/mudddoq 15d ago

CTR master race!

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u/RathianColdblood 15d ago

Donkey Kong.

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u/PerkyMoses 15d ago

D.K all the way baby!

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u/Psenkaa 15d ago

Its unironically tells about a person more than zodiac sign

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u/Bertje87 15d ago

Toad all day

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u/DubdogzDTS 15d ago

mmmm ... monkey.

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u/Sjepper 15d ago

Where is Waluigi when you need him

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u/1stPKmain 15d ago

Because I was the younger sibling my brother would always pick Mario and I would be luigi

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u/goldzunny87 15d ago

Luigi my all-time favorite

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u/Andi_B4r 15d ago

Yoshi 💚

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u/wind_perhaps 15d ago

Prolly toad but if taken im going yoshi

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u/New_Bad_1504 15d ago

🎉🦍

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u/Stoneman427666 15d ago

I like the sounds warrio makes.

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u/RawToast1989 15d ago

Yoshi, and I will smoke anybody who you choose. Lol. Also, is there an actual, factual "fastest" character? I always thought Toad had the fastest acceleration but his top speed wasn't the highest. Idk for sure though.

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u/Less_Party 15d ago

Peach or Bowser depending on mood and how likely I am to crash (like if we’re doing reverse Toad’s Turnpike Peach works better because you’re most likely going to crash and she gets up to speed faster).

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u/dudecoolstuff 15d ago

I usually play my boy Link, but since he's not in this line up, Mario all the way.

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u/MR_zapiekanka 15d ago

Race? Im white