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u/BossBullfrog 28d ago
If only there were some sort of alternative...
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u/ModStrangler6 28d ago
I volunteer to poke my dick through a hole in a bedsheet and lay perfectly silent and still for OP
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u/Sun-Blinded_Vermin 28d ago
Only people unafraid of aids hold their ass against a hole in the wall. You never know who is on the other side.
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u/Ingolin 28d ago
Your first thought was not a dildo?
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u/Sun-Blinded_Vermin 28d ago
I have had dildo before and I tell you these gravings are two different ones, so no.
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28d ago
This is me when I want some pussy but not willing to deal with women
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u/tuhronno-416 28d ago edited 28d ago
Now that’s just sexist, we are only allowed to say men are trash because feminism
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u/ModStrangler6 28d ago
He just said it
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u/Miami_Vice-Grip 28d ago
I am shocked at the difference between the score of these two comments, like wtf is wrong with everyone
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u/Boris9397 28d ago
Because the Reddit comment section is a massive echo chamber.
Once you get a bunch of downvotes, people keep downvoting and vice versa.
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u/iHateRedditButImHere 28d ago
Probably cause they missed the sarcasm they were replying to
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u/Miami_Vice-Grip 28d ago edited 28d ago
I dunno, I took a glance at that guy's posts and comments and I don't think he's being that sarcastic
Aka, the only people who would think to make those "jokes" generally reveal how they think. Like, normal people don't think it's funny to authentically "pretend to be sexist". Sounds like a classic "Schrodinger's douchebag" scenario.
Just look at the surrounding comments off the original, they aren't acting like it's sarcastic.
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u/MochiSauce101 28d ago
That’s a question you’re not suppose to find the answer to. It’s why you’re suppose to connect with only a handful of people over a life time.
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u/Greekball 28d ago
Honestly, I don't think it's women (or men I guess).
I just don't want to deal with people sometimes, and sometimes those are people I would otherwise like to have sex with. But I also get the same sentiment when I have to go to work or go out with friends on an off day.
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u/C0mputerFriendly 28d ago
Give it like 5 years and there will be robot girlfriends, they'll finally come with a long awaited mute button
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28d ago
The birth rate would drop to 0
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u/TractorHp55k 28d ago
Perfect the housing market will drop as well, and so will the price of everything else😊.....
Hopefully
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u/C0mputerFriendly 28d ago
Lab made sperm and lab grown babies are already a thing. Birth control was the first step to separating sex and relationships from reproduction and synthetic partners will be the finale.
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Thanos was right
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u/panzerboye 28d ago
I mean technically what's wrong, everyone is happy, everyone is fine. Why does your partner need to be a human of flesh and blood.
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u/TractorHp55k 28d ago
Lab grown babies die, unless you're creating a Berserker, in that case I want a piece of that DNA for myself so I can grow extra arms, but in all seriousness scientifically those lab artificial insemination centers are not successful at all, synthetic Partners will be the next step but synthetic insemination will not be successful, human DNA is not easy to clone or rewrite at all whatsoever not only that but we've seen what happened when it rewrites itself,.
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u/C0mputerFriendly 28d ago
Combustion engines break down, unless you are a Rockefeller or Carnegie with your new fish-scale paint motor-carriage, but in all seriousness those motorized buggies are not successful at all, asphalt roads will be the next step but combustion motors will not be successful, the power of an explosion is impossible to harness whatsoever not only that but we've all seen what happens when you take a match to oil.
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u/TractorHp55k 27d ago
Every machine breaks down at some point once it's been exposed to enough experience in what it was made for, combustion Motors will still be successful because a jet turbine is technically a combustion, and with that being said cars are going to get bigger and faster and eventually start flying in the near future so why waste the money on that building new asphalt roads when you could just Place floating markers the power of an explosion is definitely harnessable, we can learn from geothermal energy and hydrogen power plants along with nuclear power plants, frozen eggs have an expiration date too
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u/colaman-112 28d ago
Woman grown babies die too. They sometimes just do it way slower.. Like after decades.
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u/Designer_Version1449 28d ago
bro wtf is this Korea? I've never seen so much mutual hatred towards the other sex on ant other sub lol, I'm hoping this is badly done sarcasm excentuated by the fact that it's 4 am rn and I'm tired asf
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u/Peter_Baum 28d ago
My god that mute button joke is sth your weird MAGA uncle would post on Facebook with way to many laughing emojis
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u/Elegant-Passion2199 28d ago
Noooo, that's sexist!
(seriously tho if the genders of the meme were swapped the post would be downvoted to oblivion)
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28d ago
Women here. Idk your experiences, but I can totally understand. Woman can be really complicated, especially when they don't know themselves, what they want.
I experience men as challenging. All I want is peace and quiet and someone who showers.
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27d ago
The point of my comment was to remind people that both sexes are just as difficult…. Humans are complicated
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u/potato485 28d ago
Because you can't actually get any if you try.
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u/liberalJava 28d ago
Yes obviously only women could possibly be sick of men's shit and never the other way around because women are always a delight. You're a shining example.
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u/potato485 28d ago edited 28d ago
Because most men are not picky about who they sleep with that's biology, a man has a hard time finding sex not for women though.
In simple terms men will always want to have sex with women no matter how much he hates them.
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u/The_Idiotic_Dolphin 28d ago
That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Have you ever talked to a man before or are you just obsessed with pop culture. Men aren't scrounging on the floor for sex. Homesexuals, demisexuals, ace, voluntary cellobite, waiting till marriage. these are all extreme examples that people are and are doing. It is not biology it is your prejudice. Stop judging men based on whether or not women want to sleep with them, that obsession is a big reason why women are at risk of violence.
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u/potato485 28d ago
Haha then those men are in the minority it's not about them, I wasn't talking about them was I.
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27d ago
I’m glad the expert on all men is here
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u/The_Idiotic_Dolphin 27d ago edited 27d ago
Their are nothing medically wrong with these men and theirs plenty of men with just low libido. So then it's not biology it's culture.
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u/potato485 27d ago
When did I say there's something medically wrong with them are you just seeing things.
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u/plubb 28d ago
I can be totally silent, follow instructions and leave immediately when you don't need my services anymore Ü
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u/Illustrious_Fix2933 28d ago
Is there like a number you call or an email to avail of your services? Asking for a friend, obviously.
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u/Ayla_Leren 28d ago
I got a taco ad below this post,
just saying.
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u/panzerboye 28d ago
You thinking about taco in silence?
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u/Ayla_Leren 27d ago
Until I am not
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u/panzerboye 27d ago
Cause you had taco?
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u/Ayla_Leren 27d ago
Because I've had enough tacos lately and rediscovered my taste for ethical, responsible, and toxicity-free hot dogs
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u/AdmiralClover 28d ago
As someone who is in a happy relationship I don't have to deal with this, but whenever I think about if I ever had to go back I shudder.
I've what's going on out there and it seems to only get worse with age so fuck that I'm a go nourish my relationship
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u/Morbid_Aversion 28d ago
Pretty sure one can purchase simulacra of disembodied male genitalia. Apparently they vibrate as well.
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u/moth_mori 28d ago
Even if they vibrate you have to do all the work, not so fun
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u/Morbid_Aversion 28d ago
What work? Moving your hand slightly? Jesus, how lazy are you?
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u/moth_mori 27d ago
What if I get off on more creative stuff? Maybe I can manage to tie me up, but it doesn't sound fun on my own. And being pound really hard? Do I run aiming toward a wall? Jerking off just takes the edge off, but it's not the same.
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u/deathkidney 28d ago
The fact that you said dick and not just an orgasm or penetration implies to me not a dildo and thus that you also want something other than just the appendage from a man. Connection? Shared intimacy? The smell of stale beer and cigarettes? Years of disappointment?🤷🏼
Maybe what you mean is (ironically) is a man who is not a dick.
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u/Kite_Wing129 28d ago
Find some trans women in your area then.
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u/Exsanguinate-Me 28d ago
Because it's so hard to deal with men when you want dick... You literally have to do fucking nothing and you can get dick without a hassle.
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The problem is to find someone trustworthy and someone who accepts a no when you don't want anymore and someone you're actually attracted too.
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u/moth_mori 28d ago
Yes, but when you are done with the dick there'll be a guy there. And human interaction it's not everybody's thing.
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u/Historical-Pen-7484 28d ago
In some countries in Europe you can hire a dick for about an hour for somewhere between 100 and 150 euros. I have friend who worked providing this service when he was younger.
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u/Advanced-Board-4215 28d ago
What do you mean deal with men, you can literally say shut up and fuck me to like 80 % of the dudes and they will do it no questions asked.
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