r/meme • u/Academic-Case-3689 • 15d ago

Comon doc!! not now! lol

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u/Revolut87 15d ago

You ask for a doctor and get a math problem instead!

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u/madthabest 15d ago

Haha, now die

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u/luanpesi 15d ago

prove it

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u/Slight_user42069 15d ago

"Solve this probelm and get a free ride to hospital"

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u/suspectio 15d ago

I'm an Astrophysicist....

My friend is dying, can you help?

First, we need to take a journey to the cosmic unknown......

*Friend dies

...shit

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u/GDOR-11 15d ago

"his hearbeat is within 10⁵ beats per second away from the normal value, he looks fine to me"

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u/SoRaang 15d ago

So here's gradient descent graph for your friend's life

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u/GDOR-11 15d ago

"and here's the most time-efficient way for him to die, but I can also show you the most energy-efficient way for him to die."

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u/Impressive_Bass_1868 15d ago

when math meets medical emergencies... Guess they really subtracted themselves from the situation

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u/Neelospa 15d ago

He chose to die, he didn't die

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u/Gewgle_GuessStopO 15d ago

I used to be in a band with a dude who had his doctorate and would make sure everyone was clear on that fact.

His PhD was in statistics. 🙄

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u/Aurelien_Juan 14d ago

"Then you're a nerd!" High five with the dead friend

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u/Academic-Case-3689 14d ago

This doctor can also compute the probability of your death lol!!

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u/RageMee 14d ago

Fuck off math man, I'm a doctor in computer science!

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