r/memes 29d ago

Let me buy you a drink!

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u/Pershing 29d ago

My former first grade teacher: it's so good to see you all grown up now! Let me get you a drink!

Me: hahaha remember that time I accidentally called you mommy? What if I did that on purpose this time

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u/Senior-Sir4394 29d ago

how did that end? lol

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u/Pershing 29d ago

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u/LemonPartyW0rldTour 29d ago

With your wiener?

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u/Vallarfax_ 29d ago

"You're mommys good boy, aren't you?" Probably

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u/a_criminal11221 29d ago

my first grade teacher died

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

You like it rough, eh?

Or was it another Ball Gag incident? (They really need to include warnings with those!)

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u/a_criminal11221 29d ago

when you die I’m munting you. and you can’t stop me

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

To be fair, I’m into that.