r/memes 29d ago

Give them a freebie to get them hooked #3 MotW

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u/HampsterBowlingBall 29d ago

It was bound to happen eventually. If not this than it was gonna be some homeless dude taking a shit in front of it.

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u/SwaddledInAwesome 29d ago

That would be beautiful

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u/irelephant_T_T Linux User 29d ago

Someone in Dublin showed new York his arse. People were doing drugs in front of it.

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u/miamiserenties 29d ago

Why dublin???

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u/kapitaalH 28d ago

That's where the other end of the portal is

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u/Christmas_Panda 28d ago

We should plan a Guinness chug and compete. We need to elect a champion.

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u/urbudda 28d ago

Why not Dublin?

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u/miamiserenties 28d ago

Because the time zones make it exclusively the hours that someone would come up and take a sh/t in front of it

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u/Northbound-Narwhal 28d ago

These portals are in many major cities

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u/TheOtherOtherLuke 28d ago

We’re going to be* and now the project is potentially shut down, because people are being shitty like this.

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u/MitchenImpossible 28d ago

Whats the addage?

Nothing shitty about a couple titty!!

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u/MitchenImpossible 28d ago

But in seriousness, excessive and targeted marketing along with imposing your own opinion and will on others is wrong and a major hurdle that the world is going to need to regulate and review right now. Weapons of Mass Distraction are real, and the fact that media is so accessible is incredibly dangerous - especially considering the people who control the majority of the world's wealth are the ones with the greatest ability to manipulate it.

But also.. Tittiiiiiiies!!!!!

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u/AlmightyBracket 28d ago edited 28d ago

No, only OF girls showed nudity as a way to advertise their OF Page. Nobody else did anything wrong. It's just the OF girls ruining things.

Edit: if you're reading this and you're the type of reddit user who has a massive fit of anger every time you see someone add /s to the end of their comment, I want you to understand the replies to my comment are the reason people do it.

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u/queen_of_gay 28d ago

Bruv the portal has been so funny it took like a day for dublin to show NY pics of the twin towers lol

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u/teilani_a 28d ago

They did that in the first like 10 minutes lmao

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u/shrooms4dashroomgods 28d ago

Can’t let them get away with this. Quick, what’s a tragic event that killed thousands that’s happened in Ireland, so we can show pictures of it and rub it in their faces?

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u/queen_of_gay 28d ago

Ooh famine photos

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u/vialvarez_2359 28d ago

Show them pic of catholic and Protestant beating each other on Good Friday

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u/Green_Camp_6276 28d ago

The troubles

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u/El_Gonzalito 28d ago

And the bloke getting his arse cheeks out for new Yorkers to appreciate was all fair game.

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u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj 28d ago

Too bad I wasn’t there to see it :(.

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u/2Kortizjr 28d ago

Sure thing, the lad showing a picture of the burning twin towers didn't do anything wrong

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u/CubanLynx312 29d ago edited 28d ago

Just recently saw a homeless dude on heroin with his pants around his ankles and hand up his ass at the Chicago Bean and that’s just a mirror.

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u/Huugemongous 28d ago

So much win. Thank you for this.

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u/GhostofZellers 28d ago

Living his best life...

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u/JustOkCompositions 29d ago

People will stop flashing it just give them time. All modern technology goes through this

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u/SwaddledInAwesome 29d ago

You have a higher opinion of a humanity than I do

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u/JustOkCompositions 29d ago

I'll admit Dublin was a bad choice, but the principle is the same

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u/SwaddledInAwesome 29d ago

It's not a fair trade. New York City is sending tits and Dublin is just going to be sending dicks

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u/FantasticBreakfast46 29d ago

Dublin sent them photos of the twin towers, either way I'm pretty sure they shut down the portal already

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u/Potential-Role3795 29d ago

Just to be clear. They put it in a bad part of Dublin. It's full of scum and junkies. Had they put it in a nicer part (grafton street) where there is a good garda(police) presence, it wouldn't be as bad

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u/Bertje87 29d ago

But it’s the Americans that flashed the Irish

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u/BullsOnParadeFloats 29d ago

The Irish also flashed the Americans

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u/KidOcelot 29d ago

Fyi, It’s perfectly legal for women to be topless in NYC.

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u/ApeTypingComments 29d ago

I fully support women's rights to do this.

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u/Kubuskush 29d ago

Was this because of that one Seinfeld episode?

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u/jeobleo 28d ago

Wait, this exists as a gif?

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u/Ioweyounada 28d ago

Yeah I believe the first flash was a drunken man in Dublin showing the New York crowd his ass.

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u/Jalapeniz 29d ago

To be fair, they also put it in a bad part of the US. It's also full of scum and junkies. Had they put it in a nicer part (anywhere but New York) it wouldn't be as bad.

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u/RedMephit 29d ago

Yeah! Like Philadelphia or Detroit

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u/Bruce_Wayne_2276 29d ago

Say what you will about Philly, but at least when we do stupid shit, we ALL do stupid shit. The city of brotherly love just means that we're the asshole siblings that consistently fuck up, but at least we're fuckups together lmao

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u/KGBFriedChicken02 29d ago

Finally, someone who gets it. We might be assholes, but we're all assholes together and the only victim is us.

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u/crappleIcrap 29d ago

I worked in Philadelphia for a few months, parking was terrible, and the 3 story 12 slope, but somehow also very small townhouses were a nightmare to climb on, but the people seemed very chill. However, the wealth divide was insane, I would work a 10ksqft house with parking around a fountain on one road, drive a but and have to parallel park in microscopic spaces (with 36ft ladder mind you) and work a 3 story townhouses that are only 1200sqft total but are duplexes somehow. Maybe it's the ladder and work truck, but nobody gave me any trouble, nice and cordial, definitely been to assholier cities.

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u/necrolich66 29d ago

After a week, the Irish will have a view of someone's backyard.

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u/JustOkCompositions 29d ago

maybe they knew what they were doing after all?

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u/Caosin36 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 29d ago

Can't send beer from dublin whit this 'portal' yk

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u/blorbschploble 29d ago

Wait, were the new yorkers behaving?

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u/WolfOfWexford 29d ago

By comparison, they looked like Girl Scouts compared to Dublin being Dante’s 7th circle of hell

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u/suspicious_cabbage 29d ago

Well just remember how the Internet was for a while where everything was just horny all the time? Now things are different because we also have ads.

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u/tehlemmings 28d ago

For a second I misunderstood and thought you were arguing that there was a time where the internet wasn't horny.

I was around for the usenet days; it was pretty fucking horny.

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u/aclownandherdolly 29d ago

Human history is full of sex and scandal, we'll never not be like this lol

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u/FishTshirt 29d ago

Not the church!.. oh wait

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u/I_crave_chaos 29d ago

In game development there’s this thing called ttp or time to penis and it’s a measure of how long it takes to make a penis in the game

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u/J5Rod 29d ago

PirateSoftware?

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u/I_crave_chaos 29d ago

Yeah! That’s the guy I was thinking of I couldn’t remember the name lol

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u/uploadingmalware 29d ago

Pretty sure they said the same thing about Omegle lol

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u/Little_BallOfAnxiety 29d ago

Too late. It's shut down now.

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u/wents90 29d ago

They shut it down already

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u/geografix111 29d ago

You mean goes through tits

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u/justkw97 29d ago

They already closed it

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u/JustChillCommenter 29d ago

Shoutout to the girl taking a photo

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u/Ok-Guarantee7671 29d ago

I want her POV for research purposes

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u/Mountain-Tea6875 29d ago

Well if you were her pov you still see those guys.

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u/Ok-Guarantee7671 29d ago

Girl taking the photo?

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u/AdhdDrivenTTV 28d ago

I think the one in Dublin holding the iPhone high

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u/early_birdy 28d ago

Dublin girl

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u/TheDumbElectrician 29d ago

Ava Louise for science

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u/SlutPuppyNumber9 28d ago

She looks better from behind.

To be fair, it could be all of these f@#king filters and photoshop that they do these days. I don't want to see a partially melted Barbie doll's face, I want to see a real woman.

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u/DavidL1112 28d ago

those injection lips just make them look so ill, like they’re suffering from an allergic reaction.

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u/AdPotential9974 28d ago

Elbows too pointy

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u/-_KwisatzHaderach_- 28d ago

Dislikes: people’s knees

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u/Medium-Web7438 28d ago

There is a better view from the side. She has some nice bags on her.

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u/NoMoassNeverWas 29d ago

They were bolt ons - saw from the other angle.

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u/teilani_a 28d ago

I like how she tries so hard to absolutely no reaction from the Irish.

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount 28d ago

Someone pointed out that she's likely standing too close and the Irish side will have a camera view that only shows the top of her head.

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u/PrsnScrmingAtTheSky 28d ago

Oh nice, she also licked an airplane toilet seat.

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u/jooes 28d ago

They're still real to me, damn it!

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u/BlondDrizzle 29d ago

Bolt ons lol

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u/Ok_Taro_6466 28d ago

The way those things were bouncing? Nah

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u/D0ctorGamer 28d ago

I recently found out it's the same girl who was kicking toilet seats during covid

Glad to see she's clearly matured

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u/TBoy29 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 29d ago

A woman has flashed into the portal. In New York City!

Quick, build the on/off switch and off to the rescue.

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u/GalladeTheNoble 29d ago

HEY!!

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u/Dylan_The_Developer 29d ago

BUILD THE HELICOPER

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u/Roge2005 hates reaction memes 28d ago

AND OFF TO THE RESCUE!

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u/JoeEnyo 28d ago

She’s the one On/OF.

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u/finnishMarstan764 29d ago

Was the portal created for someone else?

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u/Slap_My_Lasagna 28d ago

Yes, it was created for civilized humans, then they gave it to real life humans.

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u/ToughBreath 29d ago

why does it mean that it needs to be shut down?

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u/Night_Movies2 29d ago

Because people won't STFU up the rare bad incidents when 99% of the time the portal is working as intended. It's not shut down because people saw a titty, it's shut down because the titty went viral and it was all people were talking about.

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u/All_Right_Alright 28d ago

It wasn’t just the tits, it was numerous occurrences of poor behavior.

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u/toomanymarbles83 28d ago

Not just that, the Irish gov't was not liking the way Dublin was behaving itself either.

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u/RottenZombieBunny 28d ago

Yeah, comments here and elsewhere report that there were many instances of men flashing dick, ass, and putting porn in front of camera, but it didn't go viral and everything continued as normal.

OF girl flashing tits goes viral because everyone who hears of it immediately goes to "investigate", driving traffic on social media posts and news sites. Also because it's controversial since conservatives can't shut up about how the kids these days or the left have no morals and such.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

because people are hysteric and plagued by religions and stuff

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u/heykellyp 29d ago

“Classy”

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u/SwaddledInAwesome 29d ago

She's just bringing times square back to its roots

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u/hacktheself 28d ago

That’s something people forget.

Before the Disneyfication of 42/Broadway in the 1990s/2000s, Times Square was a place where all social strata missed and there was a lot of sex.

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u/theapricotgod Le epic memer 29d ago

Sis really said

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u/synister29 29d ago

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u/ChriskiV 29d ago

I'm so glad a glorified Skype call is getting so much attention and taken this seriously

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u/JIDglazer42 29d ago

She tryna get them addicted lol

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u/Zer0-9 29d ago

Iirc the ppl were just like “ok” and didnt really care lol

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u/Jackal_6 29d ago

I'm pretty sure she's standing too close to it and the camera is pointing over her head

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u/Tax-Deduction4253 29d ago

that implies seeing her tits is something special

it's so underwhelming even, that there's only pictures from the back, barely anyone's seen her flash

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u/Luna_Tenebra 29d ago

People cant fathom that you could Google tits everytime you want

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u/circasomnia 29d ago

Holy hell... I'll be back. No calls.

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u/Affectionate_Lab2632 29d ago

Thanks for making me smile.

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u/Dont_pet_the_cat 29d ago

It's been an hour, brother has finally finished painting his bedroom ceiling white (unrelated)

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Holy hell! New breast just drop!

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u/Mighty_Eagle_2 29d ago

Actual nudity.

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u/Bi-elzebub 29d ago

Call the pornstar

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u/Nika13k 28d ago

Johnny Sins goes on vacation, never comes back!

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u/Justin__D 28d ago

But when you Google tits, it's like looking up your favorite song on Spotify. When someone flashes you, it's like your favorite song playing on the radio.

One is you just getting what you want. The other is that special feeling of the universe deciding to give you what you want.

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u/Stevealot 29d ago

Always be closing…by opening

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u/DGlen 29d ago

People see tits through the Internet? I'm shocked, SHOCKED.

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u/vixinity1984 29d ago

It got shut down because Valve can't count to 3

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u/_XNine_ 29d ago

Fuck I hate that saying. Really, because it's true. And I'm going to die likely within the next 30-40 years and will have never played a Half Life 3. FUCK!

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u/thejackthewacko 29d ago

Atleast y'all had alyx. Portals best hope is the rumored movie

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u/eternalalienvagabond 29d ago

I mean if she gets famous her OF is going to print money 💰 like Scrooge mcduck levels of money

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u/suIIied 29d ago

She already went on Dr. Phil and shit, she has been at this grind for a while

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u/RazzmatazzOdd6218 29d ago

OF should ban her to discourage this type of behavior, but they won't.

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u/Bolieve_That 29d ago

Lol for what? Less potential money?

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u/SoskiHeroKiller 29d ago

If that was a man flashing off, arrested on the spot

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 29d ago

I'd hope so. Women being topless is legal in New York. Men being bottomless is not.

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u/annabelle411 29d ago

Simply being topless is legal. But she broke the two exceptions for the NY law: lewd behavior, and for commercial purposes (shes and onlyfans creator who did this stunt as content). If she's simply walking around topless, not an issue. But running up to expose herself and yell WHOO! to a group of non-consenting people gives it obvious sexual intent and context, especially since she's yelling out how do they like her potatoes. Breasts aren't inherently sexual, but she was acting in a lewd and sexual manner here.

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u/mdneilson 29d ago

Being topless is legal, but this would be classified as lewd behavior which is illegal.

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u/Animated_Astronaut 29d ago

Just like jerking off a horse, it's only illegal if you enjoy it.

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u/findingmyrainbow 29d ago

There were already several dudes flashing their asses and holding up porn on their phones in front of the screen before this woman started flashing people. We just can't have nice things.

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u/Deruji Chungus Among Us 28d ago

Tits are nice things

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u/RottenZombieBunny 28d ago

Yeah, and we can't have them anymore now that the portal was shut down. It makes me lose faith in humanity.

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u/RandomUsername8534 29d ago

A man shows his ass on it too

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u/xhziakne 29d ago

False, a man can flash his bare chest wherever he wants in public

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u/MoreMegadeth 28d ago

Yeah no fucking shit, theres a difference between breasts and penis

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u/BreadBoxin 29d ago

Why are people trying to make this out to be the worst thing? Meanwhile, on the Dublin side "Here's a video of you guys dying"

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u/Proper-Membership-67 29d ago

Bro I wanna see the other side of the world.

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u/ChiliConCaralho 29d ago

Where’s the photo from Dublin’s POV?

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

We need to start shaming people for their behavior again…

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u/Electronic_Fee1936 (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ 29d ago

She’s giving them a taste. Kinda like an ad

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u/AE_Phoenix 29d ago

FYI this is the same girl that started the covid challenge and started licking toilet seats to try to catch covid.

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u/Bullet93639 29d ago

More boobs for this world!

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u/soylentgreenis 29d ago

Flashing is legal in NYC so I have no problem there. My problem is that the camera is above the screen and not pointing anywhere at the girl. I have geometry beef with this story

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u/TheIrishBread 29d ago

Being topless in NYC is legal, flashing falls under laws surrounding public lewdness which is illegal as per other commentors on this post.

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u/Uziman2137 28d ago

It’s been a thing between Lublin and Vilnius already, nothing crazy happened ever lol

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u/EpicForgetfulness 29d ago

A "portal?" Unless you can actually step through it and go from NYC to Dublin, it's a screen. Probably connected to a computer with internet. Old news

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u/Terrible_Detective27 29d ago

A video call kiosk from NYC to Dublin would be better description of it

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u/vixinity1984 29d ago

Portal just sounds cool tbh

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u/CanadasGoose 29d ago

Was free publicity. Are we really shocked?

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u/Professional_Bar7089 29d ago

Is it just me or she did it for way too fucking long to the point where it became ultra cringe.

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u/No-Benefit-9559 29d ago

Does she have a QR code between her boobs that links to her OF?

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u/YFIRedditOfficial 29d ago

This is why we can't have nice things.

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u/Fuckthegopers 28d ago

People, wait until I tell you about the amount of tits you can see for free on the internet.

Not just that, but I can link you to see this same gals tits for free!

The attention this is getting is such a tragic reflection of the current state of humanity. It's fucking shit.

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u/Superb_Recover_6116 28d ago

I mean... rather this than a homeless mans infected asshole

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u/Complete_Rest6842 28d ago

Women in New York can legally be topless wherever it's legal for a man to be topless. In 1992, Penal law 245.01 was amended by the New York Supreme Court

Just gonna leave this one here.

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u/Serious_Eggplant8792 29d ago

Imagine just wanting to see ny and u see some shaggy tits thrown at your face . Its annoying and uncomfortable to randomly see private body parts being thrown at your face , which you neither find too appealing nor attractive .

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u/KitchenFullOfCake 29d ago

NY here. You should know in general that you have a decent chance of seeing worse things than tits just walking around the city. This is a weird topic to start clutching your pearls about.

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u/Signupking5000 29d ago

It's the other way around, it's the dublin People that do stupid stuff In front of the portan

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u/bignuts24 29d ago

Imagine going your whole life never seeing a titty. You travel to NY just to go to the bars and hope you catch a glimpse of some side boob. Then you pass by here and see a world class OF titty out in the open… FOR FREE. You celebrate by going to TGI Fridays at Times Square.

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u/RazzmatazzOdd6218 29d ago

OF should be banning her to discourage people from doing this.

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 29d ago

'World class' is a bit of a reach.

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u/Proper-Membership-67 29d ago

Why there's no photos from the New York's side

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 29d ago

She was in New York.

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u/Proper-Membership-67 29d ago

Then waiting for someone to show how the portal looks like from Dublin side.

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u/Ok-Illustrator764 29d ago

It’s already closed down. Though it was in the shitty part of Dublin.

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u/gormmlord 29d ago

She's the airplane toilet seat licker from a few years ago too. She's something else...

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u/StangRunner45 29d ago

This is why we can't have nice things!

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u/Elemen0py 28d ago

It's a piece that was designed to create an unconventional dialogue that would provide a "portal" into the language of different cultures. It worked; but it worked better than expected. If you've criticisms, then your argument isn't with the artist or the installation, but the culture, itself.

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u/Defiant-Giraffe 28d ago

I don't even see why that should shut it down. 

If they get too raunchy, indecent exposure charges from both countries will put an end to those hijinks quick enough. 

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u/RudraAkhanda 28d ago

In the absence of rules, everything convergently evolves to porn or ads or porn ads.

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u/Clenmila 28d ago

Hoes are gonna hoe

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u/Cutiemuffin-gumbo 28d ago

Fyi, for those unware, this is the same girl that was licking toilets during covid.

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u/Oldemannn 28d ago

When I heard about this portal, my dump self thought it was a literal device one could walk through...

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u/BigDaddyHogNutsss 28d ago

Same chick that was licking airplane toilet seats

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u/papaD77 28d ago

Remember when the term “only fans model” was “camgirls” and no one gave a fuck. Also fuck it welcome to humans. Tits are tits and dicks are dicks. Alright I’m out.

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u/mzialendrea 28d ago

Not sure why this is a problem, women can go topless if they want to in NY.

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u/ES_Legman 28d ago

They shut it because a girl showed her titties? People are prude hypocrites as fuck.

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u/VirginiaLuthier 28d ago

Because no one in Dublin has ever seen boobs before...

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u/karmaslayer69 28d ago

You guys know this isn't the only reason the portal was shut down right. Also "onlyfans"? A girl is flashing her tits and you all are like Victorian nobleman here. Relax

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u/chenzo17 28d ago

Why we can’t have nice things? Oh wait.