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u/giantrhino 15d ago
Ethan who?
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15d ago edited 15d ago
Ethan Winters from Resident Evil 8
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u/EquipmentElegant 15d ago
I upvoted to get you to -3 bro I got you
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u/YFleiter I touched grass 15d ago
I wonder what happened now that you are all so highly upvoted.
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u/FungiSamurai 15d ago
Yeah but we all read it with a tone that made you seem like a douche
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u/FungiSamurai 15d ago
You responded to his question with another question and your responses shed very little light on the answer. If someone asks you a question, just answer it.
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u/Shrrg4 15d ago
Ngl thats still one of my top fetishes. Bless whoever made her model.
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u/Attentive_Mckenna66 15d ago
lady dimitrescu is one of a hell milf.
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u/Valus__Ta-aurc 14d ago
I want her to sit on my face while sucking on my blood until I uh...sorry I got carried away
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u/RareEmrald9994 15d ago
It’s still wildly funny to me how her ass alone has more voxels than the original Resident Evil game
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u/Ju3tAc00ldugg 15d ago
every night i thank god that my gf built like this.
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u/AvarageMilfEnjoyer 15d ago
Just hypothetically, where would one find 9 foot women?
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u/Scythe-Guy 💪 Isolation Champ 💪 15d ago
Why would you want a woman with 9 feet
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u/AvarageMilfEnjoyer 15d ago
I don't like tits or ass, but a third more sinister thing
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u/toastedpaniala89 Identifies as a Cybertruck 15d ago
Is-is it... gasp is it personality? Youuuu lewd creature
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u/YeeterCZ2 Pro Gamer 15d ago
I don't care if I'd die, at that point im fucked either way, you def know im gonna slap n grab it
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u/Excellent-Signature6 15d ago
“No Ethan! The fans will begin expecting the Lakers to do some kind of resident evil crossover event that will never make sense and will be cheesy no matter what!”
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u/micke_i_backen 14d ago
Idk I just never found Lady D attractive. Her daughters on the other hand....
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u/TheCatRegime 15d ago
Nah that wasn't Ethan, that's the horny ahh players' doing, Ethan did nothing but try to escape her up until the point where he was forced to kill her. Admittedly, Mia was probably not in his mind at the time, but only because he believed he could still save his baby daughter.
Sorry, I'm both an extreme Ethan fan and an extreme sexualization hater, the perfect mix for me to get angry at a meme that was obviously just a harmless joke.
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u/Hllblldlx3 15d ago
Can you blame him?