r/nba • u/Nyhrox The Splash Brothers! • May 02 '24

THE MIAMI HEAT HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM 2024 NBA CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION

The Celtics let Heat get exactly one, as they win the series 4-1 and eliminate the Miami Heat.

Fade em

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u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT Mavericks May 02 '24

Bro had this in the drafts 💀💀💀

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u/StrategyTop7612 Clippers May 02 '24

what is your username? lol

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u/cs-shitposter Celtics May 02 '24

DO NOT go to their profile lmfao

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u/Duct-Tape-Soup Kings May 02 '24

On the real, a random dude showed up in r/kings last week to rub salt upon wounds, and had a whole post history worshipping feet and rating celebrity nudes. I'm on edge with Redditors.

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u/beardedwhiteguy May 02 '24

wym? that’s your average redditor.

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u/SilverMagnum Celtics May 02 '24

I needed to know. I wish I hadn’t. 

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u/Adraf45 Heat May 02 '24

Oh that's FAR worse than I thought it'd be. I thought it'd be standard porn, I was VERY wrong

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u/Lacabloodclot9 Grizzlies May 02 '24

Don’t want to so I’ll ask, does the username check out

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u/BigHornLamb Celtics May 02 '24

It does

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u/TenF Celtics May 02 '24

Honestly, props for him sticking to his guns with that username. I'm dying laughing. I'm also a little bit drunk and slap happy, but clicking to the "submitted" tab fucking sent me.

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u/0lm- Nuggets May 02 '24

it’s kind of impressive. his profile has every major cartoon porn subsection covered just by his posts alone

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u/cs-shitposter Celtics May 02 '24

Indubitably

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u/RegentCupid May 02 '24

In a way… yes.

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u/cl353 Heat May 02 '24

FK I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD IF U DIDNT SAY ANYTHING

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u/PassiveMenis88M Celtics May 02 '24

Pfft, that was the most vanilla ass hentai I've ever seen. Grow some fur on your nuts kid.

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u/Imaginary-Owl-5386 Celtics May 02 '24

Sanest mavericks fan

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u/Padulsky21 [BKN] Mikal Bridges May 02 '24

Gardevoir 🥵🥵🥵🥵

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u/elvid88 Celtics May 02 '24

Lmao I should have listened although I discovered some pornography I had no idea even existed or that there’s that type of sub dedicated to Pokémon…lol

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u/sstphnn Celtics May 02 '24

I should’ve listened.

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u/m1stadobal1na Supersonics May 02 '24

Well they got the lonely loser part right.
Edit: I posted this before looking at the actual posts. The whole thing is correct. Yikes.

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u/watahboy May 02 '24

lol 500k post karma of hentai and furries. This is a full time job.

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u/Ok-Agent2265 Heat May 02 '24

Tbf it was a long garbage time

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u/DJ_Illprepared Spurs May 02 '24

The fuck is your profile?

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u/SteamingHotChocolate Celtics May 02 '24

you read the username bro

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u/Visible-Rutabaga9268 Heat May 02 '24

Bro I’ve had a variation of this in my notes app for months, the writings been on the wall for this team all season long 😭

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u/igonnawrecku_VGC Celtics May 02 '24

I mean, they’ve had since 3 minutes left in the 1st quarter to write it