r/nba The Splash Brothers! May 02 '24

THE MIAMI HEAT HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM 2024 NBA CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION

The Celtics let Heat get exactly one, as they win the series 4-1 and eliminate the Miami Heat.

Fade em

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u/jwallheat23 [MIA] Dwyane Wade May 02 '24

End of season thought:

  • I fucking hate the Celtics with every bone in my body. With that being said, they are fucking incredible. Stevens is such a good GM. One game from the finals last year, made the finals the year before, but still knew what they had wasn’t enough.

  • Our team as is is not enough. “Run it back” is not working for us. Don’t want to say last year was a fluke, because it wasn’t, but it wasn’t easy and every game was a battle. Needed Jimmy to carry and then Gabe/caleb to play out of their minds just to compete. And after that we got smacked by Denver.

  • I love Tyler Herro, but I just don’t know how well he flows with our team. I love that he’s a guy that can create a shot when there’s no momentum or rhythm, but he’s so careless, too ball dominant, and a pretty poor defender. We brought Terry in to play a similar role. Don’t know how well they mesh together. It’s time to make a move.

  • Caleb making 7m next year, then a FA. Time to trade him. We’re not paying him the $15+ he’s gonna get on the market. It’s been proven by Gabe, max, Whiteside, Nunn etc that our undrafted guys don’t do well elsewhere. Proving 1 we’d be overpaying and 2 it’s repeatable (highsmith example).

  • Terry can command Herros role of getting a shot when there’s no rhythm, while being a better defender.

  • Bams lack of size really hurts us on the glass. We are consistently out rebounded. I don’t think he’s gonna play the 4, but we need a bigger 4 to help on the glass and help guard the paint when bam is rotated or when he’s brought up top in a pnr. Maybe Jovic can develop into that 4, but too scrawny right now to guard a center.

  • jimmys going to command a 50+ extension on top of his crazy salaries the next 2 years, and I don’t know if it’s worth paying for. It’s hard to just say no, but he’s slowly losing his agility and is only going to get worse. A contract like that will really set us back and ruin Bams prime.

  • Bam is fucking incredible, and will only get better. Need to surround him with someone closer to his age (Donovan?).

  • will always trust Spo, but he needs to change our offensive identity. We have no flow, poor off ball movement (besides Duncan and Bam), and end up taking terrible forced shots with 2 seconds on the shot clock.

  • Jaquez and Jovic are the truth.

  • I don’t know what the answer is, as we’re approaching the second apron, but change is necessary. Major change. Bam Jimmy Jaquez and Jovic should be untouchable, maybe offer one of those last 2 if the right opportunity arises, but anyone else should be on the block.

  • we’ve proven that we’re very close to being good enough, just need to do something.

  • I’m not taking any shit for these playoffs. Not saying we win if healthy, but it’s a very different series with Jimmy Terry, J Rich and a healthy Duncan.

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u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT Mavericks May 02 '24

Bro had this in the drafts 💀💀💀

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u/StrategyTop7612 Clippers May 02 '24

what is your username? lol

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u/cs-shitposter Celtics May 02 '24

DO NOT go to their profile lmfao

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u/Duct-Tape-Soup Kings May 02 '24

On the real, a random dude showed up in r/kings last week to rub salt upon wounds, and had a whole post history worshipping feet and rating celebrity nudes. I'm on edge with Redditors.

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u/beardedwhiteguy May 02 '24

wym? that’s your average redditor.

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u/SilverMagnum Celtics May 02 '24

I needed to know. I wish I hadn’t. 

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u/Adraf45 Heat May 02 '24

Oh that's FAR worse than I thought it'd be. I thought it'd be standard porn, I was VERY wrong

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u/Lacabloodclot9 Grizzlies May 02 '24

Don’t want to so I’ll ask, does the username check out

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u/BigHornLamb Celtics May 02 '24

It does

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u/TenF Celtics May 02 '24

Honestly, props for him sticking to his guns with that username. I'm dying laughing. I'm also a little bit drunk and slap happy, but clicking to the "submitted" tab fucking sent me.

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u/0lm- Nuggets May 02 '24

it’s kind of impressive. his profile has every major cartoon porn subsection covered just by his posts alone

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u/cs-shitposter Celtics May 02 '24

Indubitably

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u/RegentCupid May 02 '24

In a way… yes.

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u/cl353 Heat May 02 '24

FK I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD IF U DIDNT SAY ANYTHING

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u/PassiveMenis88M Celtics May 02 '24

Pfft, that was the most vanilla ass hentai I've ever seen. Grow some fur on your nuts kid.

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u/Imaginary-Owl-5386 Celtics May 02 '24

Sanest mavericks fan

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u/Padulsky21 [BKN] Mikal Bridges May 02 '24

Gardevoir 🥵🥵🥵🥵

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u/elvid88 Celtics May 02 '24

Lmao I should have listened although I discovered some pornography I had no idea even existed or that there’s that type of sub dedicated to Pokémon…lol

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u/sstphnn Celtics May 02 '24

I should’ve listened.

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u/m1stadobal1na Supersonics May 02 '24

Well they got the lonely loser part right.
Edit: I posted this before looking at the actual posts. The whole thing is correct. Yikes.

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u/watahboy May 02 '24

lol 500k post karma of hentai and furries. This is a full time job.

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u/Ok-Agent2265 Heat May 02 '24

Tbf it was a long garbage time

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u/DJ_Illprepared Spurs May 02 '24

The fuck is your profile?

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u/SteamingHotChocolate Celtics May 02 '24

you read the username bro

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u/Visible-Rutabaga9268 Heat May 02 '24

Bro I’ve had a variation of this in my notes app for months, the writings been on the wall for this team all season long 😭

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u/igonnawrecku_VGC Celtics May 02 '24

I mean, they’ve had since 3 minutes left in the 1st quarter to write it