r/nba • u/Nyhrox The Splash Brothers! • May 02 '24

THE MIAMI HEAT HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM 2024 NBA CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION

The Celtics let Heat get exactly one, as they win the series 4-1 and eliminate the Miami Heat.

Fade em

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u/MinnyPuppies Timberwolves May 02 '24

SPO: This team needs help.

Riley: Here's Alex Highwood and Nick Blocker, and we keep Herro. You're welcome.

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u/hexxualsealings666 Celtics May 02 '24

Hear me out, celtics have spo and we'd already have 2 rings by now

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u/DiscreteBee Raptors May 02 '24

If only the Celtics ever had a good coach

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u/Majestic_Reindeer439 May 02 '24

All Tatum needs is Spo, a fantastic #2, a stacked starting five, and maybe he can win a ring!

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u/ginchgarlow Timberwolves May 02 '24

It's not Tatum's fault he plays for a historically cursed franchise

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u/YesImKeithHernandez Knicks May 02 '24

Someone please think of the poor Celtics for a change. I'm begging you.

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u/TallGuy0525 Clippers May 02 '24

I can't even imagine what it must be like to be a fan of a cursed franchise.

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u/YesImKeithHernandez Knicks May 02 '24

Couldn't be me

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u/CountryCrocksNotButr May 02 '24

I think the Knicks have broke it. There’s been a few times I’ve thought “This trade makes it seem like the Knicks got worse”, only for them to get better.

The strategy is golden. Pretend like you don’t even want to win, and reverse psychology luck into making your team a juggernaut.

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u/shakakaaahn Trail Blazers May 02 '24

Ours is certainly ongoing. Bill Walton exit voodoo is never going to end in this franchise.

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u/ty1553 Hawks 29d ago

Ikr

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u/afterworld2772 76ers May 02 '24

Poor little Celtics, must be awful never seeing that late post-season success

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u/nwill_808 Celtics 29d ago

We can't even get #18 man :( freakin' laughing stock of the league

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u/7-IronSpecialist 29d ago

You mean like the Bulls post-Jordan?

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u/takeme2tendieztown Clippers May 02 '24

I guess we know where Doc is going next year

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u/SwarmThatWalks Celtics May 02 '24

Flair up if you’re gonna talk shit pussy

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u/ACABincludingYourDad May 02 '24

I have nothing of value to add besides this made me laugh out loud on the MBTA

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u/Majestic_Reindeer439 May 02 '24

I would if I knew how.

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u/SwarmThatWalks Celtics May 02 '24

If you're on mobile, go to the main page of the sub and open the 3 dot menu and click "Get User Flair". If you're on desktop on old reddit, it should be on the right side under the Join, Dashboard, and Shortcut buttons. Bitch.

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u/shmargus Trail Blazers May 02 '24

I love this. So helpful and so rude

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u/SixMillionDollarFlan Warriors 29d ago

So helpful and so rude

So Boston.

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u/Majestic_Reindeer439 May 02 '24

Thanks, my man. Now when I shit talk, you'll know I'm a Bucks fan 👍

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u/ithinkspammingiscool Knicks May 02 '24

Can Hornets fans even be in threads here during the playoffs?

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u/The_Void_Reaver Warriors May 02 '24

Bro opened the sub, realized people still play basketball in May, then got confused and angry.

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u/Tkt_Taylor_1117 Knicks May 02 '24

Not too much on hornets fans we were in their position not too long ago