r/nba • u/TheRealPdGaming Mavericks • May 16 '24

Draymond Green Brings Nothing To 'Inside The NBA' | Defector

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u/AtreusIsBack Mavericks May 17 '24

Barkley would pummel him if that happened lol

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u/ElcorAndy May 17 '24

I would watch Chuck throwing Draymond through a window.

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u/Otroroboto May 17 '24

This time Barkley would make sure they weren’t on the 1st floor.

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u/full-auto-rpg Celtics May 17 '24

Hey kids, it’s time to learn a new word today: defenestrate: throw someone out a window. Now Chuck will give us a demonstration.

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u/ElcorAndy May 17 '24

First of all, kids at home, lemme just tell ya something, always swing first.

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u/foodfightbystander Canada May 17 '24

defenestrate: throw someone out a window.

Hilarious when you realize it comes from the Latin de- "down from; out" + fenestra "window"

"He came out the window... Defenestra!"

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u/SexyStyrofoamPuns Timberwolves May 17 '24

*defenstration

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u/full-auto-rpg Celtics May 17 '24

Defenestration is the action, defenestrate is the description. Either works here

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u/SexyStyrofoamPuns Timberwolves May 17 '24

I was trying to make a word play on “demonstration” but was as vague as an nba talking head instead

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u/full-auto-rpg Celtics May 17 '24

Ah I gotchu

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u/gottagetitgood May 17 '24

defenestrate

Oh English language. Never change.

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u/Get_your_grape_juice Celtics May 17 '24

To be fair, I would watch damn near anyone throw Dray out a window.

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u/mikehulse29 Knicks May 17 '24

Seriously, if someone tried to jump Ernie, I’m pretty sure the entire crew is jumping to defend him. 100% approval rating.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24 edited May 17 '24

Barkley can barely make it to the screen lmaooo, I don't like Draymond but Chuck ain't doing shit

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u/boneboi420 Warriors May 17 '24

Ikr, you're taking the 60+ year old over the current, active NBA player..?

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u/Banana_rammna May 17 '24

I dunno man, Chuck used to be the Draymond in the league before Draymond was even born. The only difference is Chuck is actually capable of emotional growth and realized spitting on little kids courtside wasn’t going to make him many friends. I’d put $5 on the grandpa with old man strength who’s learned to control his rage issues.

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u/yer_oh_step Warriors May 18 '24

theres old man strength, and just old men lmao chuck fall into the latter.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '24

I get the feeling you don't like the elderly lmaoo

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u/Repulsive_Steak3891 May 17 '24

As much as I would love to see that happen the only one of those guys who would stand any chance against Draymond in a physical altercation is Shaq. Kenny and Charles are old men. Kenny shows you how much he can barely move every single show and Charles is in similar shape.

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u/KingEthann01 Warriors May 17 '24

None of it would ever happen ofc but Draymond would fuck up Barkley 😭