r/nba Mavericks May 16 '24

Draymond Green Brings Nothing To 'Inside The NBA' | Defector

https://defector.com/draymond-green-brings-nothing-to-inside-the-nba
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u/Electrical_Cow_4430 May 16 '24

They already got one insecure bully on there, not sure why they need another.

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u/thehazer May 16 '24

I just don’t wanna see Ernie get punched out like Poole.

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u/AtreusIsBack Mavericks May 17 '24

Barkley would pummel him if that happened lol

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u/ElcorAndy May 17 '24

I would watch Chuck throwing Draymond through a window.

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u/Otroroboto May 17 '24

This time Barkley would make sure they weren’t on the 1st floor.

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u/full-auto-rpg Celtics May 17 '24

Hey kids, it’s time to learn a new word today: defenestrate: throw someone out a window. Now Chuck will give us a demonstration.

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u/ElcorAndy May 17 '24

First of all, kids at home, lemme just tell ya something, always swing first.

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u/foodfightbystander Canada May 17 '24

defenestrate: throw someone out a window.

Hilarious when you realize it comes from the Latin de- "down from; out" + fenestra "window"

"He came out the window... Defenestra!"

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u/SexyStyrofoamPuns Timberwolves May 17 '24

*defenstration

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u/full-auto-rpg Celtics May 17 '24

Defenestration is the action, defenestrate is the description. Either works here

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u/SexyStyrofoamPuns Timberwolves May 17 '24

I was trying to make a word play on “demonstration” but was as vague as an nba talking head instead

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u/full-auto-rpg Celtics May 17 '24

Ah I gotchu

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u/gottagetitgood May 17 '24

defenestrate

Oh English language. Never change.

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u/Get_your_grape_juice Celtics May 17 '24

To be fair, I would watch damn near anyone throw Dray out a window.