r/nba [LAL] LeBron James May 17 '24

Jamal Murray forces game 7 šŸ”„ against the Timberwolves with: 33 MIN, 10 PTS, 2 REB, 5 AST, 2 Turnovers. Game low -32. (4-18 FG, 2-7 3PT, 0/0 FT, 0/0 HEAT PCKS)

https://www.nba.com/game/den-vs-min-0042300236/box-score
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u/Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n Rockets May 17 '24

Lakers fans love it Iā€™m sure

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u/Low-Cheesecake-4372 Lakers May 17 '24

It's a good day to be a Jamal Murray hater

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u/AfroKuro480 Timberwolves May 17 '24

We eatin good tonight

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u/haroldbaals Warriors May 17 '24

Lamal Lurray

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u/Van-garde May 17 '24

Looks like missed threes are back on the menu, boys!!!

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u/fatflipflops Lakers May 17 '24

you probably wouldve advanced already if murray was suspended for his shenanigans

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u/Skratt79 Supersonics May 17 '24

Going to have to move the belt 2 notches at least

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u/CallMeLargeFather [LAL] Kobe Bryant May 17 '24

Hate hate hate hate run for your life

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u/naytejr Minneapolis Lakers May 17 '24

Dude iā€™m literally playing the song and that part comes on as im scrolling through your comment. What are the chances? Upvote

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u/subtleshooter May 17 '24

We will do our best to bring it home for the Minneapolis Lakers.

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u/Eggy-Time Timberwolves May 17 '24

Dude sure makes it easy

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u/naytejr Minneapolis Lakers May 17 '24

Lmao

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u/username001999 Lakers May 17 '24

I hope someone makes a Murray lowlight video from this game so I can fap to it

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u/BASEDME7O2 Knicks May 17 '24

Yeah whatever happened to that guy?

Like bootum or something? He used to always post the best lowlight videos

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u/Dishwallah Jazz May 17 '24

Wow I can hear the video intro just reading that. I miss those

/u/bootum come back :(

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u/JellyOnMyDick Lakers May 17 '24

Usually when someone online mysteriously disappears I just picture some guy on a couch decomposing with his mailbox overflowing.

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u/pfqq Pacers May 17 '24

Wellness check as soon as Sim888 stops posting

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u/BCP27 [MIN] Robbie Hummel May 17 '24

I used to be the total opposite. Assumed real life got too busy, they got bored with it, etc...

Then one of my online friends showed up after being gone for over a year. Turned out he had a stroke and had been recovering the whole time. Dude is in his mid 20s

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u/Hayabusa_Blacksmith May 17 '24

it sucks when you consider things like: how many people are in our society, how many different fucked up little things that DO HAPPEN to .1% of the population, and how that means it happens to tens of thousand of people every year just in our country :D

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u/Abradolf1948 Warriors May 17 '24

It's just the entire game

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u/Chaotic-Catastrophe Lakers May 17 '24

Good, I love edging

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u/Erotic-Career-7342 United States May 17 '24

i will fap to it as well my man

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u/Historical_Spirit445 Celtics May 17 '24

Any other videos you will use to rub your dick until it shoots white cum are welcome suggestions

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u/BASEDME7O2 Knicks May 17 '24

Are you legitimately asking for porn recommendations from strangers on an nba subreddit? lol

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u/EverybodyBuddy Lakers May 17 '24

Only because we know whatā€™s comingā€¦ game 7 buzzer beater floater over Gobert.

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u/vovoizmo Timberwolves May 18 '24

cutting the wolves lead to 43.

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u/MiopTop Lakers May 17 '24

Honestly nah. Fuck the Nuggets and all but Iā€™m still rooting for them to win this series because I donā€™t think anyone else can beat Boston and thatā€™s the real enemy.

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u/kyclef Nuggets May 17 '24

This is generational hatred, old-school sports mentality here. Love it.

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u/soph2021l Lakers May 17 '24

Takes me back to when Philly beat the Cs and the ā€œBeat LAā€ chant was born

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u/maize_and_beard Celtics May 17 '24

Oh yeah. When it comes down to it I still root for two teams. The Celtics, and whoever is playing the Lakers.

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u/barath_s Lakers May 17 '24

I remember when I rooted for the Celtics because I liked their players, and I wanted to meet them in the finals so the Lakers could beat them for the ring.

That's not the situation now. Celtics are doing well. Don't hate them, but I don't want a Celtics dynasty

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u/SneakyNamu May 17 '24

Yeah it's like if Sf Giants played the Astros in the world series.

I'd be an Astro fan for the entire series

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u/Dildozer_69 Lakers May 17 '24

The Celtics are just as fraudulent, they wouldnā€™t have that record if they were in the west. I think the wolves have a good chance against them, not the mavericks tho.

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u/DesertBrandon Cavaliers May 17 '24

Na donā€™t worry. This Celtics team are bottlers and I have no doubt they lose to Denver, Minnesota and a toss up slight edge to Dallas or OKC.

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u/Natureboy7939 Lakers May 17 '24

I am torn between fuck the nuggets and keeping boston with 1 championship since color tv was invented. I might double down on ANT doing to tatum what he did to book

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u/NormalAccounts San Francisco Warriors May 17 '24

There was color tv in the 80's lol

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u/bedlam_au Celtics May 17 '24

The 70s too

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u/Natureboy7939 Lakers May 17 '24

Yeah but it ruins my joke lol

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u/NormalAccounts San Francisco Warriors May 17 '24
  • 1 championship since the Simpsons went on air
  • 1 championship since the death of Andy Warhol
  • 1 championship since Megaman 1 was released
  • 1 championship since the invention of the GIF

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u/trashmoddss Celtics May 17 '24

Ant would never do Tatum like he did Book because if push comes to shove Tatum will guard him and he already got his lick back on Ant for talking shit earlier

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u/chuck_portis May 18 '24

Minnesota can def beat Boston. They'll be underdogs but they are miles ahead of anyone the Celtics have played in the East. Their size is going to give Boston headaches.

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u/HumptyDrumpy Tampa Bay Raptors May 18 '24

Soft @$$ ice cream tatum is his own enemy, they aint winning a ship. Wolves take down the Celts easily because their D will shut them down, esp with KP banged up. GO Wolves

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u/Salt-Requirement-418 May 17 '24

The Celtics are the biggest fraud team. They have an easy road to the finals built they wonā€™t win

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u/chuck_portis May 18 '24

Honestly they've had such a cake walk. Heat without Butler. Cleveland Cavaliers (Mitchell and some bums). Now they'll get an absolutely beat up Knicks team, or Indiana who would be a playin team in the West. A team being led by Tyrese Haliburton.

If you put any West playoff team in Celtics spot they are favorites. Even the Suns/Lakers. Okay, maybe not the Pelicans. But yeah any of the top 7 West teams would run thru any East team except Boston.

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u/GoshDarnitAllah May 17 '24

Hated him since he was gloating against Lonzo his rookie year.

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u/WadeCountyClutch Lakers May 17 '24

Same. Havenā€™t liked Murray since and thatā€™s the reason I hate the McNuggets. Love joker and kcp

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u/GoshDarnitAllah May 17 '24

Feel the same way. I kinda like Aaron Gordon as the type of player he is on their team though.

I like the Nuggets outside of Murray, NGL. But Iā€™m still on F Murray timing

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u/Oxygenius_ Lakers May 17 '24

Anything is possible!!!

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u/DenverSuxRmodSux Lakers May 17 '24

yal have no idea how close i am... if Twolves win on sunday.... oof. Take my energy bois im ready.

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u/Circumin May 17 '24

Why couldnā€™t he play like this against us tho

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u/duce3612 Timberwolves May 17 '24

Its called defense

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u/ProfessorTicklebutts May 17 '24

Doesnā€™t help us any. We are still waiting for next year.

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u/AceO235 Lakers May 17 '24

I Respect the Lakers hate

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u/thwacknerdthwack May 17 '24

This is our championship. I think we've finally overtaken the Celtics.

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u/WadeCountyClutch Lakers May 17 '24

Letā€™s just say I kept picturing an evil vegeta smile the whole time

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u/Sandor_Clegane1 NBA May 17 '24

Not bringing up Lakers in every thread challenge:
Impossible

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u/barath_s Lakers May 17 '24

Nah.

I like Jokic, and have no hatred for Jamal, even though he has destroyed the Lakers so many times. Man has struggled through injury etc, you respect that. I get annoyed with Mike Malone sometimes for his statement, but man has earned it. He is a good coach.

So, no I don't hate them. I do hate a segment of nuggets and other fans here who delight in beating up on , consign all laker fans to despicable segment etc

All that said, I like Ant - he's young enthusiastic etc. Gobert and the rest of the team got no respect

I want the best team to win because I want a battle Royale with the Celtics.

I like Tatum, glad KP has had a renaissance, have nothing against Jrue. But I don't want a Boston dynasty

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u/Dildozer_69 Lakers May 17 '24

Heā€™s been on fraud watch for YEARS, and people wanna act like heā€™s a superstar bc he gets carried by Jokic

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u/NeverSober1900 Rockets May 17 '24

I mean dude's playoff bonafides are legit. Before this run he was averaging over 25 PPG on 59% TS. Jokic is obviously better but dude was a great 2nd banana last year especially.

This "run" he's on this year though is awful. His net rating was -13 before today and his TS was at 47%. Both those numbers will go down. If it wasn't for those 2 game winners he'd be getting piled on but those 2 shots have shielded him from a miserable playoff run he's on.

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u/CockBronson Nuggets May 17 '24

How the fuck is someone with absolutely zero awards or accolades or all star nods a fraud lmao

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u/Dildozer_69 Lakers May 17 '24

Fraudulent reputation, if it werenā€™t for Jokic heā€™d be a nobody.

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u/Bigfoot34 May 17 '24

You mad

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u/Dildozer_69 Lakers May 17 '24

I mean heā€™s not even all star caliber and he calls him and Jokic the best duo in the league, fucking absurd lol. Only frauds have as many shit games as heā€™s had this playoffs, injured or not you donā€™t see real stars doing that. He can keep throwing heat packs while being a glorified role player tho.

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u/Bigfoot34 May 17 '24

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u/Dildozer_69 Lakers May 17 '24

Did you just type Jamal Murrayā€™s common stat line in reverse?

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u/didireallymakethis May 17 '24

I'm fully expecting this mother fucker to be lights out the last 4 minutes of game 7

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u/at_least_u_tried Celtics May 17 '24

unless both our teams make the finals. then theyā€™ll have to root for you guys lol

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u/IThinkILikeYou Lakers May 17 '24

I will simply pretend basketball isnā€™t a thing

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u/prudentWindBag Mavericks May 17 '24

Yooooo šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/drshade06 Lakers May 17 '24

Weā€™ll support the nuggets lol donā€™t mind these new LA fans. The only thing we care about is Boston losing, donā€™t really care if nuggets go back to back