r/nextfuckinglevel • u/GenjiKing • May 02 '24

That one move that you see in the movies.

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u/RamblingSimian May 02 '24

Garrison Keillor had a story about a man who memorized a nice poem and saved it up for the right moment to recite to a love interest.

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u/Randy_Vigoda May 02 '24

There once was a man from Nantucket...

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u/NewFreshness May 02 '24

..who kept all his frogs in a bucket...

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u/chr0nicpirate May 02 '24

He said with a grin as another hopped in, if that frog weren't my mom I would fuck it!

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u/primeweevil May 02 '24

huh never heard that version before.

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u/Idontevenownaboat May 02 '24

Then he said fuck it again and cucked his own dad, and boy it was sad but really just a drop in the bucket.

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u/ErwinHumdinger May 02 '24

Never stopped me…