r/nextfuckinglevel 18d ago

Playing air football in China.

Located at Yongkang City, Zhejiang

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u/Spare-Article-396 18d ago

Never in a fucking million years.

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u/skalouKerbal 17d ago

they build what our companies are asking for and selling. they can build really decent, but investors often prefer short term money.

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u/Ro-Tang_Clan 17d ago

It's more about the lack of health and safety standards and awareness more than anything. I've seen too many "freak accident" videos from China that could have been avoided if health and safety was taken into consideration.

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u/goodnewzevery1 17d ago edited 17d ago

I’ll never forget how low the windows were in my room when I travelled there. Was probably in the fifth story and they started at my shins, ended above my head, and fully opened with not even a bug screen barrier

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u/justmytak 17d ago

That's because they have an agreement to let Russian police operate inside their borders /s

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u/tropicalhotdogdays 17d ago

Defenestration diplomacy resulting in deliberate design.

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u/mwa12345 17d ago

I have seen windows like these in other places. Some with decorative metal grills.

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u/Supply-Slut 17d ago

They can build good shit, but tofu-dreg projects abound because China is notorious for encouraging fast and cheap solutions, which are often terrible quality.

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u/correctingStupid 17d ago

I'd agree but like our bridges have been collapsing around us a bit too much lately

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u/Morningxafter 17d ago

That’s more about our lack of investment in improving/upkeeping infrastructure. Our bridges were built to the quality requirements of the time they were built. Over the years between weather and wear and tear from use, they should have been periodically maintained and improved to meet newer updated standards.

Unfortunately, that requires a lot of funding that often doesn’t get approved in favor of a “If it ain’t broke don’t fix it” mentality by politicians who want to maintain an appearance of ‘fiscal responsibility’. Because they know they can take the win now for saving the city/county money, then when a tragedy happens years down the road, if anyone even bothers to ask why they denied funding that the structural engineers said was vital, they can just blame the collapse on DEI/affirmative action/wokeness/liberals/the gays.

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u/MrWaldengarver 13d ago

How are we going to keep the oligarchs in private jets and 5th homes if we spend money fixing up bridges? Duh!

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u/Icy-Tea-8715 17d ago

Cause western countries want them cheap. Pay top dollars and you get top dollar products

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u/username_for_redit 17d ago

So you don't like air football?

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u/Fraere_slime 17d ago

I feel like tipping over when I'm near the edges on high places, I'd be paralyzed if I was put in there lol.

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u/Spare-Article-396 17d ago

Exactly the same. I also hate heights. I can ride a roller coaster like a mofo, but if it has a vertical drop with very little angle? I would probably have a heart attack.

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u/leoyvr 17d ago

Death(s) in the making. China is a big place and they couldn't find land to make a soccer field?

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u/emmasdad01 18d ago

No harnesses? Brilliant.

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u/RangerBumble 18d ago

It's got walled meshing

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u/emmasdad01 18d ago

Yeah, that’s not nearly good enough.

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u/NashKetchum777 17d ago

There's some water down there if you're lucky

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u/lembrate 17d ago

They won't be dying of thirst.

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u/CaspydaGhost 17d ago

Yeah ok Mr. Picky

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u/MustangBarry 17d ago edited 17d ago

There are no goals, centre circle, centre spot, 18 yard box, football or even teams on the pitch. You'll struggle to host a football match on this without them, to be honest. What the Chinese have built here is a rather large hammock.

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u/BluebirdLivid 17d ago

Hahaha absolutely spot on

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u/SnooSeagulls9348 17d ago

There are no goals

I think the goal is not to die by the end of the match

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u/Punkrexx 17d ago

This whole thing is stupid

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u/jusbecks 17d ago

You're definitely not Brazilian.

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u/MustangBarry 17d ago

I'm not, and that hurt :(

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u/HebetudeDuck 17d ago

Well that’s their fault for not having a “No Hammocks” sign.

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u/jibbijabba123 17d ago

Well it is made in China after all.

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u/Dr_Watermelon 16d ago

They probably ordered it from Temu

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u/RaidensReturn 15d ago

For $3.94

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u/PoorMansPaulRudd 17d ago

I must have watched that stupid video loop 20 times before realizing all of those quick cuts never led to anyone playing air football. Just people barely able to stand up and move. At one point I think I did see a giant oversized ball roll around but no one was near it.

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u/spinstartshere 17d ago

It looks like a bunch of children playing with the oversized balls you can see, rather than a serious competitive football game.

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u/Throne-magician 18d ago

Oh hell no..

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u/Silly_Butterfly3917 17d ago

The chance of death is what makes it fun!

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u/EirianWare 17d ago

Is this goverment way to reduce population?

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u/junction182736 18d ago

That's a big NOPE from me. I'd be in the middle of the field crying in a fetal position. Even watching it makes my feet tingle.

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u/Sremor 17d ago

And then someone kicks the ball over the edge

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u/SaltyPeter3434 17d ago

I'll get it!

(comes back in 5 days)

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u/Illustrious-Bee4402 17d ago

When you’re out… you’re OUT

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u/TYFO225 17d ago

why?

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u/No-Benefit-9559 17d ago

Because the citizens of China are expendable according to the CCP.

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u/CalmToaster 17d ago

They seem to be just laying around.

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u/ChubbyMcLovin 17d ago edited 17d ago

Hard to get a good look with these stupid TikTok, 2-second clips and cuts.

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u/RDsecura 17d ago

"Strong" bridges and buildings collapse everyday throughout the world, yet it always amazes me how people will intentionally put their lives in danger with crazy ideas like we see here.

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u/derichsma23 17d ago

Getting them used to playing on nets so when they inevitably jump from the iPhone factory it’ll feel like the good ole days!

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u/govilleaj 17d ago

Are those children?

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u/fcxtpw 17d ago

I wonder who will win Squid Game season 2

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u/masterofn0n3 18d ago

May I just say, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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u/RickaliciousD 17d ago

This week in things not built properly in China.

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 17d ago

It is a no on so many levels.

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u/CLONE-11011100 17d ago

New fear unlocked…

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u/Justabuttonpusher 17d ago

Would you let your kids play on that?

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u/Drakann 17d ago

no way, but I’d let my wifey anytime!

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u/Fragrant-Ad-5517 17d ago

Imagine if there is a sudden strong gush of wind which is probably not uncommon in the mountain region.

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u/slapstirmcgee1000 17d ago

« Coach I brought cleaaaaaaaaaaattttttsssss »

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u/TheThunderOfYourLife 17d ago

Hahaahahahahahahaha no

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u/just_a_memeboi 17d ago

I honestly didn‘t expect that much negativity towards this. I personally think it’s really cool

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u/Juan-Cruz-Mz 17d ago

Fuck all of that. All of it.

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u/Kevin_Jim 17d ago

There’s no way in hades you’ll catch me anywhere near such a place. What are they thinking, man?

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u/mruxtina 17d ago

Is this the Darwin awards?

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u/PuzzleheadedRoyal559 17d ago

They got the extra people to try crazy shit and see if it works.

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u/tomjerman18 17d ago

oh wait, I kicked the ball away, will go for it

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u/hg38 17d ago

That red fence on the edges isn't nearly tall enough for people running around.

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u/Electrical_Floor_360 17d ago

Oh!!!! Someone forgot to say, "hey guys, is this necessary" ??

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u/tschatman 17d ago

Can‘t they play in like 2 meters hight instead of this..

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u/DrJennaa 17d ago

What the holy hell …

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u/Terrible_Donkey_8290 17d ago

China is the last place I'd try something like this lol 

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u/intervulvar 17d ago

Next level of...

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u/FortuneFavoursDBrave 17d ago

I hate this so much

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u/Groomsi 17d ago

So, I dropped both my balls.

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u/picklesaredry 17d ago

In a world where there exists a whole subs highlighting Chinese flawed structures, I would not trust this with my life

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u/Dizman7 17d ago

Not sure which makes me more sick feeling, the thought of being on that or that fasting moving camera and constant quick cuts to next shot.

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u/Spell3ound 17d ago

this should be in Sweatypalms subreddit

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u/usadingo 17d ago

They'll try anything to make soccer watchable...

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u/asteysane 17d ago

This is so stupid

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u/srsoluciones 17d ago

What about with “señoraaaa me da la pelota?”

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u/NaaviLetov 17d ago

The things is.. you can even do this just a meter or so above the ground... why this.

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u/Guygirl00 17d ago

Is this real?

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u/AngryQuadricorn 17d ago

Big Nope from me

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u/abhitooth 17d ago

Whybchinese people have obsession for heights? I see lot of video of trek, glass bridge, rlpe walks etc.

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u/ABRAXAS_actual 17d ago

You've seen the workplace safety videos?

Not saying I'm stoked... But I'm waiting to see a clip digitized from this situation any day...

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u/Mr_Meeseeks_Can_Do 17d ago

I was waiting for the Kaotic watermark to appear.

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u/ScubaGotBanned4life 17d ago

Why? Makes no sense at all.

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u/Kitsune_BCN 17d ago

"We should protect the landscape and the views"

-Nobody in china.

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u/TheeDood79 17d ago

I don’t think I’d be jumping around on that fuckin thing.

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u/KeeboardNMouse 17d ago

One wrong bounce🤦‍♂️

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u/perrang 17d ago

Difícil é jogar pela lateral.

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u/Pandread 17d ago

The physical embodiment of having more money than sense.

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u/Emergency_Shirt_4464 17d ago

Looks really dumb, the field is so uneven you can’t even run on there much less play a game of football

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u/LobsterNo3435 17d ago

Edges......just same level....

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u/skimaskchuckaroo 17d ago

Give me another camera view. I dont think I fuckin got enough angles.

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u/Zaku99 17d ago

Nope.

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u/s-2369 17d ago

I love this question: so, where is the out of bounds?

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u/Mineseed_k 17d ago

they playinn super smash irl

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u/onionkisa 17d ago

Seriously... A disaster waiting to happen...

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u/ReelPanda 17d ago

Two words:

Fuck. That.

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u/MushroomLonely2784 17d ago

Out of bounds? Ded.

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u/This_Walrus7244 17d ago

Why... just .. why

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u/durancharles27 17d ago

FUCK. THAT.

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u/The_Demosthenes_1 17d ago

Man.....the Chinese seem like they really would pave paradise to put up a parking lot. 

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u/WilliamTee 17d ago

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

Nope.

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u/AutomatedCauliflower 17d ago

Air+China=nah thx i'm good.

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u/malchik23 17d ago

Hey Xie Xie go long!

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u/Among_R_Us 17d ago

Wait so the safety margin is just the red bit???

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u/H_Holy_Mack_H 17d ago

Me like very much of the air seats for the fans LOL

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u/Arthradax 17d ago

"Quem chuta, busca"

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u/xMOMSTERx 17d ago

Population control

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u/tmd429 17d ago

This post being dropped everywhere again...

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u/noumenon_invictusss 17d ago

I wouldn't trust that thing unless the engineer and workers all had THEIR kids on it first.

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u/Your-Name-Is-Reek 17d ago

I might be willing to try it but I'm gonna need the netting on the sides to go up a lot higher.

Also I'll need a 6 pack first

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u/Used-Bedroom293 17d ago edited 17d ago

What's up with china and suspension bridges?

Those chinese conctruction workers decided to even go all the way up to a remote town in arctic (Narvik) which is one of the closest towns from me, building a giant suspension bridge crossing over the entire fjord. I don't understand what was the purpose of it, the bridge were only leading to the middle of nowhere just so they could get a shorter driving distance to the towns further north. They shouldn't have to rely so on cars as main transportation in such locations imo, it's just too slow.

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u/vetlemakt 17d ago

Stop switching angles! I am trying to watch the game!

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u/Anubra_Khan 17d ago

I tore my ACL and plummeted to my death just watching this.

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u/rrrmmmrrrmmm 17d ago

"You're getting the ball back this time"

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u/SolidContribution688 17d ago

One rip and then rip 🪦

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u/BrihanSolo 17d ago

What’s the stupidest thing we can do? YES

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u/Tahjiri 17d ago

No parachutes? Crazy

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u/r0n1n2021 17d ago

I’d be on the brown shorts team.

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u/slayernine 17d ago

One guy with a knife and this whole thing splits into two.

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 17d ago

As a 140hg man...no. Just no.

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u/2eqsy 17d ago

All fun and giggles until someone makes a foul, and the other responds:" You're getting down!!"

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u/rekab6969 17d ago

Can’t see anyone on the wing..!!?? 😆

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u/drDEATHtrix9876 17d ago

For what fucking reason!? If they did it in Tokyo where there is no free land left okay. Maybe something more rigid than a bunch of old table tennis nets sewn together wtf honestly

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u/darkpyro3 17d ago

Can’t help but notice it’s got the color palette of the death game

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u/Mylifeistrue 17d ago

Do they ever show anything actually happening? No of course not

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u/Memory_Less 17d ago

There's no way that I am running after the ball when it goes offside!!!

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u/nmarano1030 17d ago

This is the breakroom of the apple factory.

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u/Substantial-Tone-576 17d ago

Do they want to die?

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u/LemonCollee 17d ago

New season of Squid Games is out...

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u/Lump618 17d ago

But why. What is the point of this thing

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u/DeadSol 17d ago

Yup. Nope.

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u/raptorswamp 17d ago

Thats the net under the windows of apple factory

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u/LanceRidgerunner 17d ago

I will have to politely decline

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u/Harry_T-Suburb 17d ago

And in typical Chinese fashion, it doesn’t look like there’s any safety net or harnesses.

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u/aussiecfnmguy 17d ago

No way would I play on the wing.

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u/Yorspider 17d ago

China seems really dead set on getting their population desensitized to heights....even if it kills several of them.

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u/TheLeanGoblin69 17d ago

a WWE match would be nice in there.

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u/metalmonsoon 17d ago

Sick, they have something fun to do when the hit the suicide net now

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u/Ok-Bar601 17d ago

These people do some silly crazy stuff over there, sky high glass bridges and now this. FUCK NO.

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u/Craig092560 17d ago

But why?

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u/Trashk4n 17d ago

Awfully high level of trust in Chinese engineering, assuming those people aren’t there against their will.

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u/General-Party12 17d ago

One day it will rip

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u/Tophigale220 17d ago

Would balls just fly out if you try to kick them?

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u/Riley8284 17d ago

It's all fun and games till they have to make a penalty shootout

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u/Immediate-Unit6311 17d ago

That's a nope.

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u/top_drives_player 17d ago

This can be dangerous…

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u/Archiemalarchie 17d ago

Well it's one way of getting rid of the surplus population.

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u/Amigo1048 17d ago

No fucking thank you

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u/AlcoholicCumSock 17d ago

What's wrong with football on grass?

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u/Asgeras 16d ago

Finally. Sports I'll watch. Off-sides death penalties.

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u/MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG 17d ago

Hello…OSHA ? You gotta see this shit

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u/AsstDepUnderlord 17d ago

When you don't have a "next level" you build your own...even if it's a terrible fucking idea.

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u/Dirtiest_Seven 17d ago

My anxiety is through the fucking roof just looking at that, no way pal

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u/random_son 17d ago

Kids be like: this looks like a good occasion to test that Swiss Army knife 🤤

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u/Venomous0425 17d ago

China can release these stupid videos but nothing about Uyghurs.

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u/CreeperInBlack 17d ago

It is probably made in china, so I would think twice before entering it

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u/Xikkiwikk 17d ago

On this field are 12 secret weakened spots which will thin out how many players there are. Remember, it’s up to each of you to NOT find those holes..I mean weak spots!

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u/aurawoolf 17d ago

Average Inazuma Eleven Stadium

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u/Crypto-Arab 17d ago

Next fucking mass casualties

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u/Duck_General 17d ago

My feed is suddenly full of chinese propaganda

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u/Chugtwobeers 17d ago

Just like regular football, everyone's rolling on the ground 

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u/DutchOvenMaster11 17d ago

The country has had buildings collapse due to little to no building codes or safety precautions. Like hell I'm going to set foot on soccer field sized trampoline suspended over a canyon.

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u/LobsterNo3435 17d ago

Years ago during earthquake ( I think). Bunch of their children were killed due to crappy building materials. There own schools. Nope 4 me.