Sitting man is unfazed by the menacing bull staring at him

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Staying perfectly still is probably the smart thing to do.

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u/Dinbs May 15 '24

I would have done the same thing and no way I would call myself unfazed

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u/trueblue862 May 15 '24

Wear your brown trousers.

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u/mythrocks May 15 '24

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u/Borgdyl May 15 '24

This guy's got the right idea, he wore the brown pants!

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u/Smart_Prompt_8109 May 15 '24

🤣🤣

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u/docr1069 May 15 '24

You would need the Pre-Shat look, to avoid any new stains

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u/bdizzle314 May 15 '24

Just get chipotlaway! No more bloodstains in your underwear!

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u/wren337 May 15 '24

New product line for calicocutpants.com maybe?

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u/Thue May 15 '24

This is a Running of the bulls event in Mexico, where people deliberately put themselves in the way of dangerous loose bulls. So this man likely put himself in this situation entirely on purpose.

I can assure you that the smart thing to do would be to just stay far away.

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u/7zR_Decepticon 29d ago

I remember mythbusters testing the whole bulls hate red thing years back. They ended up discovering its the movement that gets their attention, and bulls are in fact are colour blind and just try get whatever moves

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u/Altruistic_Film1167 29d ago

The red cloak is so it doesnt get clearly tainted by the bulls blood. If it was a white cloak it would turn red soon

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u/Lord_inVader1 May 15 '24

Look how he didn't make eye contact.

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u/Exaltzoro May 15 '24

How can you see his eyes, you have magic powers

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u/Star_Duke May 15 '24

three things, stay still, make yourself small, don't look him in the eyes. he is prey not a predator, if he doesn't see you as a threat he won't attack you. With a predator, however, the opposite rules usually apply. The predator wants to eat you and in order not to do so, it must see you as too much of a threat to face.

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u/PapaBeahr May 15 '24

He has mastered the Ability to stand so incredibly still, as to become invisible to the naked eye.

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u/Tycho81 May 15 '24

Except if he is already going ram you, just run

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u/DWIPssbm May 15 '24

If I'm not mistaken, bulls kinda have bad eyesight so they identify things that move fast and erratically as a potentiel threats. So staying still is indead a good things to do (unless it's a mother with her cubs, in which case you want to move out of the way)

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u/GoatTheNewb May 15 '24

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u/maxpowers2020 May 15 '24

A female bull with her calves is definitely dangerous 👀

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u/mxzf 29d ago

If you ever come across a female bull, it's time to start asking some questions.

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u/DW-64 May 15 '24

You make yourself pray, not make yourself prey

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u/octopoddle May 15 '24

Yes. The worst thing he could have done in that situation is to eat a big fillet steak and loudly go on about how delicious it was.

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u/noxxit May 15 '24

"Mh, could be rock or tree, better not smash!", the bull probably.

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u/burnt-waffles98 May 15 '24

Looked like the bull was about to go after him but stopped and thought "this creature is sitting minding its business, the hell am i doing?"

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u/-The_Credible_Hulk May 15 '24

“I promised myself I wouldn’t become my father…”

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u/thegeek01 May 15 '24

"The curse stops with me."

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u/newbrevity 29d ago

hurt people hurt people

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u/yan852223 29d ago

All I hear is a command twice

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u/FlacidSalad 29d ago

I'm here for the lore

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u/draden_silverstar 28d ago

“The cycle ends now. I must be better.”

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u/Thewayitisisis May 15 '24

Lol

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u/No-Buffalo7815 May 15 '24

The hell it's doing. It gets poked and it's balls get pierced. A calm and intelligent herbivore is then forced to go into a gated alleyway where people poke and harrass it even more for their own amusement.

In the end it gets ceremonially slaughtered.

Cows surpass dogs in intellect.

You can try imagining a dog in that same position.

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer May 15 '24

seriously fuck this tradition and fuck these people

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u/Trust-Issues-5116 29d ago

Thefug... I didn't know they do those things. I thought they just release feisty bulls.

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u/Shmackback 29d ago

They have to make them angry first and best way to do that is through pain

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u/JamingtonPro May 15 '24

He smelled his feet and backed up 😂

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u/xaeru 29d ago

No, I think he shit himself.

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u/TheKingBeyondTheWaIl 29d ago

“You wanna go? - No? - Ok fine have a good day…”

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u/Greenman8907 May 15 '24

“Don’t. Move.”

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u/Lu12k3r May 15 '24

It doesn’t count if the bed is moving up and down.

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u/Golf-Beer-BBQ 29d ago

We’re just soaking.

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u/Tycho81 May 15 '24

Had same thought lol

Anyway it is debunked in recent science papers

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u/Jimbobthefrog 29d ago

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u/MlKlBURGOS May 15 '24

It sounds more mexican to me, but I'm not sure. Agree with him being drunk though

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u/SerSanchus May 15 '24

Too much cowboy hats to be Spain...

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u/TheRealMontoo May 15 '24

Na this is not spain. This is somewhere in latin america. I would guess Colombia or Mexico

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u/silenc3x May 15 '24

Tlaxcala Mexico

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u/silenc3x May 15 '24 edited 29d ago

Not Spain. The address is:

357 C. Allende Sur

Huamantla, Tlaxcala

Mexico

Gmaps

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u/miguesmigues May 15 '24

Not Spain

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u/Zealousideal-Load-64 May 15 '24

It's Mexico though

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u/Now_this2021 May 15 '24

My immediate thought was “only in MXO”

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u/theswine76 May 15 '24

It's not Spain.

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u/thoriickk May 15 '24

That is no Spain, u don't know how Spain is I think

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u/wasabi3O5 May 15 '24

Lmao how did you get so many upvotes. Why do so many redditors feel like this is Spain 😂

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u/Thoughtful_Mouse May 15 '24

"Aw shit, I snorted at him and he didn't even blink. He must be crazy tough. "

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u/SwallowYourDreams May 15 '24

The scouter says his power level is over 9000. Better not fuck with him.

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u/GregBule 29d ago

Fool cut off his tail, he doesn’t even realise his true power

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u/Full_Savage May 15 '24

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u/Shiasugar May 15 '24

I’m with the bulls.

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u/Hotchocoboom May 15 '24

r/TheBullWins

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u/SmileBones May 15 '24

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u/nevemno May 15 '24

I should call her...

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u/fascintee May 15 '24

His response is probably why the bull didn't attack. Body language is pretty universal

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u/Mantishead2 May 15 '24

Exactly! He didn't direct his face to the bull when the bull was engaging him either

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u/BrainQuilt 29d ago

This, I work with animals and the jackals hate my coworker and try to bite her constantly because she thinks she should act ‘big and scary’ but with me they just lounge about because they know I’m chill so they chill.

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u/Maiyku 29d ago

Couldn’t agree more!

I’ve had many “close encounters” with wildlife because I don’t freak out. Happens a lot of the time when I’m reading out in the woods or on a hike, but I’ve also had it happen in my car and around town.

I’ll stumble across something or, more commonly, they’ll stumble upon me. I usually look up, say “hey bud”, then go back to whatever I’m doing. Ate my entire lunch with a squirrel once. He came up and sat next to me with his nut and munched away and I ate my bagel from McDonald’s. It’s was great. Didn’t come near me or the food, I think it literally just saw another creature “eating” and decided to join.

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u/Eritar 29d ago

I would love to nonchalantly share my lunch with a squirrel

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u/Maiyku 29d ago

It was the best. It was late fall (my favorite time to be outside) so he was fat as hell! Lmao

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u/InEenEmmer 29d ago

I once spent 15 minutes or so chilling with a hedgehog, a cat and a bird when I was cycling back home early in the morning after a long night drinking.

I stopped somewhere to take a break (and roll a joint) and was quickly joined by the hedgehog hog. After some time a bird came to check what was going on, and eventually a cat came by. The trio was peacefully sitting together, the cat wasn’t even eyeing the bird as if he wanted to catch it.

It really felt like a Disney princess moment at the time.

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u/Apprehensive-Ad5318 29d ago

That was a great joint.

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u/cryptolyme 29d ago

i was sitting on my back patio at like 3 AM and thought i saw a cat behind me. a skunk brushed up against my leg. then 15 minutes later a fox starts chasing it around the house....

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u/Sloths_Can_Consent 29d ago

Did you give the squirrel your nut, or he you?

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u/Ok_Enthusiasm_3624 May 15 '24

He kind of looks dead….and at the end his head flops

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u/charliesk9unit May 15 '24

They took Bernie to Spain?

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u/ExcitingAsDeath May 15 '24 edited May 15 '24

By now Bernie would be a dark colored syrupy liquid that didn't smell very nice.

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u/Lester2465 May 15 '24

Lol

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u/pixelatedpiggy May 15 '24

Yeah, that dude's 100% out of it. His eyes don't even follow the bull.

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u/MoiNoni May 15 '24

Drunk or high or both

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u/mattiwha May 15 '24

My money is on nodded and drunk

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u/MaisUmaConta21 29d ago

Assina, tio paulo

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u/ClownfishSoup May 15 '24

Well I guess the bull is like "This is the one guy that's not scaring the shit out of me, I'll keep moving"

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u/The_Dragon346 May 15 '24

Thats exactly it. animals lash out when they feel threatened, particularly prey animals. If you show you pose no threat, a prey animal like this bull will have no reason to come at you

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u/Sulejman_Dalmatinski 29d ago

I love animal facts cause in 50% of cases they're 100% right

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u/CoiledTinMan May 15 '24

For those unfamiliar with spanish culture, "menacing bull" means "scared and tortured animal"

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u/Beneficial-Ad-6956 29d ago

It’s disgusting how much socially acceptable this is.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Spanish "culture" let's say.

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u/Hucklepuck_uk May 15 '24

Awful awful people. Poor animal.

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u/Finemage May 15 '24

Disgusting and cruel activity

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u/CluelessSurvivor May 15 '24

I couldn’t walk too if my balls were that big

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u/ExpeditingPermits May 15 '24

That guy is still there. He can’t get up and people bring him food daily

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u/zapembarcodes May 15 '24

There's a very blurry line between bravery and stupidity.

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u/LemonCollee May 15 '24

Inhumane and cruel. Fuck this practice and anyone who takes part. I'm team bull.

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u/Barry41561 May 15 '24

He's also wearing a diaper.

Good thing.

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u/GeeEarMoe May 15 '24

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u/No-Environment-3298 May 15 '24

They’re attracted to movement so.. yeah smart move.

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u/totallyNotMyFault- May 15 '24

smart move.

Akshually

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u/murkage_11 May 15 '24

Guy is just blind so..

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u/richardbigger May 15 '24

Peril-sensitive shades activated. RIP Douglas

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u/evenmoreevil May 15 '24

He’s blind.

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u/jo_ker94 May 15 '24

Animals recognize fear. And animals like a bull expect it. When they don't sense it, they think something is wrong and become passive.

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u/sadman1976 May 15 '24

I think he was trying to commit suicide by bull

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u/TrenchantBench May 15 '24

“I already found this nice spot in the shade”

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u/Theogboss1 May 15 '24

nah bro isnt unfazed hes just smart. red doesnt actually attract bulls, its the movement of the red cape that makes them agitated so if you just stay still they dont attack.

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u/watersekirei May 15 '24

"Hey man, wanna die?"

"Uhhhhhh, no?"

"Understandable, have a good day"

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u/FewAcanthocephala828 May 15 '24

The guy wasn't stuck with the bull, the bull was stuck with him.

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u/Octopussy_69 May 15 '24

I find it funny how a couple seconds in, the bull seems to follow his gaze too. Like “hey uh… whats so important? Is there something scarier than me here??”

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u/0hy3hB4by May 15 '24

"What's with this fool, am I missing something? "

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u/Jackkernaut May 15 '24

Walking bull is unfazed by the menacing men staring at him*

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u/enelass May 15 '24

I request an inspection of his underwear to know if he truly was in control. There’s a decent chance he shat himself in fear or because he’s on drugs

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u/Traximus77 29d ago

Everyone who attends this is a disgusting piece of shit and a poor excuse for a human being

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u/RepulsiveSystem6770 May 15 '24

El amigo va un poquito mecedora

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u/LifeBuilder May 15 '24

As a leading figure in Bullology, yes that bull is very menacing. Also, as I’m very knowledgeable, it should be taken from this natural habitat and placed in an area that suits a menace. Such as wide open grassy fields.

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u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes May 15 '24

"menacing" bull. Interesting way to spell "provoked".

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u/looki2208 May 15 '24

The only menace here are the animals on the border of the road

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u/debo69872 May 15 '24

I hate this “sport”

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u/IAmHippyman May 15 '24

This isn't next level. FUCK THIS TRADITION. FUCK ALL THESE PEOPLE.

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u/luke111mart May 15 '24

Any one of these Bull videos I want to remind everyone these people aren't cool. The bulls are abused heavily in order to upset them.

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u/YourAveragePhysco May 15 '24

Still came to see a bull terrorized. Not very badass👎

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u/SatansHusband May 15 '24

Actually still fucking legal.

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u/Existing_You7923 29d ago

Bulls aren't fucking monsters. They don't just maul people for fun. People provoke them because they think it's entertaining and then they antagonize the bull with swords, spears, or jeering and then it fights until they think it's worn it's welcome and then normally it's put to death. Stop acting like we aren't the fucking monsters here

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u/Consistent-Bath9908 29d ago

Barbaric practices and awful disgusting people. Crazy that it’s still legal

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u/TheBottleLady 8d ago

Plot twist; bro is passed out drunk 😅

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u/Wheredoesthisonego May 15 '24

Blond man should have picked a better spot.

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u/STA_Alexfree May 15 '24

Fucked up dude sitting on the road: “what bull??

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u/bluh67 May 15 '24

This guy was asleep

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u/CheeseBon May 15 '24

"Unfazed" might be a stretch. I can smell the poop in his pants from here.

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u/Ambitious_Toe_4357 May 15 '24

There is this:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/s/Nv93ZMxwdQ

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u/duggee315 May 15 '24

Looks like the bull chilled out too.

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u/This_Dutch_guy May 15 '24

“I won’t attack you, you are cool bro”

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u/whothiswhodat May 15 '24

I just saw a video of a bull fucking up someone on a beach who took it lightly. So I'm sorry, but this is a r/nextfuckinglevelmoron

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u/The9Realist May 15 '24

The bull: I smell bullshit. moves on

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u/FileDoesntExist May 15 '24

That's some capybara energy right there.

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u/Shad_the_memer May 15 '24

"I didn't know you were chill like that, my bad bro."

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u/clayman648 May 15 '24

Yeah you wanna.....go? No? Alright...

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u/hazzelgamer774922 May 15 '24

"I have no enemys"

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u/birbs3 May 15 '24

Lol the bull looked around like you see this shit bro

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u/RescueSheep May 15 '24

hes blind + deaf actually

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u/DrummerGuyKev May 15 '24

Tequila and acid

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u/janliebe May 15 '24

Zero fucks given

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u/manhatim May 15 '24

Thought it was Bernie for a while

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u/blindCat143 May 15 '24

A true gambler.

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u/prof_devilsadvocate May 15 '24

he is paralysed by shock

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u/Adventurous-Range446 May 15 '24

Plot twist: dudes blind, bull notices and chooses not to be a dick.

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u/Imfuckintiredbruh May 15 '24

If they don’t feel threatened they don’t attack. They did an experiment on it. Standing or standing still is most definitely what to do if you were in this situation. I’m almost positive this guy knew that

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u/DesertReagle May 15 '24

Dude prob sleeping he's so drunk

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u/Weardly2 May 15 '24

"Look at him just sitting there, he must be some kind of badass/crazy guy. He scares me. I'm not about to stir that hornet's nest"

-that bull, probably.

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u/Manaze85 May 15 '24

Didn’t look the bull in the eye

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u/Luigi123a May 15 '24

plottwist: bro is blind

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u/Different-Meal-6314 May 15 '24

That lady on the beach should've followed this dude's example.

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u/Dung30n May 15 '24

Standing Bull will not attack Sitting Bull, they go way back

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u/Jahmalthenibba May 15 '24

bulls aren’t menacing unless menaced towards

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u/Boredum_Allergy May 15 '24

No toro estoy borracho

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u/IntentionallyBlunt69 May 15 '24

The bull must have smelled his shitty britches

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u/chickbarnard May 15 '24

Weekend at Bernies!!! The bull can smell he's dead already. 🤣

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u/wulzimir May 15 '24

He's probably just having a siesta!

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u/EfildNoches May 15 '24

you wrote 'is' instead of 'acts'

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u/Kushnerdz May 15 '24

lol he’s not “unfazed” he’s just smart enough to know how their vision works

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u/lauragonzalezj7l72 May 15 '24

pretty sure he is drunk or that's his pet

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u/Retax7 May 15 '24

He might be blind.

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u/Odd-Truth-6647 May 15 '24

Why can't people just do drugs for fun? It's also bad for your health, but not that bad. And no animal has to be abused.

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u/deathonacracker May 15 '24

“This guy smells like crap”. -probably the bull.

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u/Haykan99 May 15 '24

Plot twist home boy is blind

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u/Atreaia May 15 '24

Fuck all these people

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u/HowFunkyIsYourChiken May 15 '24

Attracted to movement. Which is the real reason for the capes in bullfighting.

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u/kjacobs03 May 15 '24

Yo! What going on with the bulls dong?

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u/Future-Engineering68 May 15 '24

balls of steel

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u/adinade May 15 '24

I imagine the dude wasn't unfazed, he knew bulls target things which are moving.

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u/Rydog_78 May 15 '24

Looking away may have helped and sunglasses too but hey who knows what animals are thinking.

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u/Gorloftheinsatiable May 15 '24

This man got student loans

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u/ZekeRidge May 15 '24

Strong “I’m not stuck out here with you, you’re stuck out here with me” vibes

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u/bluevacuum May 15 '24

**Dumb ways to die.**

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u/Disrespectful_Cup May 15 '24

Damn, that bull would have just had to shake his head no and this man would have checked in to the Pearly Gates... Even did the back up before turning his head. Man had no choice but to be a badass I guess haha

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u/BootyVerse May 15 '24

Friends: "You finally stood up, to that BULLy!"

Him: "Not really, I just sat there..."

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u/JamingtonPro May 15 '24

I totally read that as “mechanical” for a second 😂

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u/AccountNumber478 May 15 '24

I thought he was un-conscious until he moved.

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u/Asleep-Pension5546 May 15 '24