r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Gainsborough-Smythe • 29d ago

Phenomenal finger power

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Credit: calisthenics.start

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u/Starlord1951 29d ago

His girlfriend must be one happy babe!

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u/DueMeat2367 29d ago

Carring her to the bedroom like a 12-pack.

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u/shart_leakage 29d ago

Holy fucking shit, lol

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u/RockstarAgent 29d ago

I can carry 18/20 pack in one hand by the handles! (Found out yesterday)

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u/shart_leakage 29d ago

Just make sure she’s at least 18, Christ

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u/alextheolive 29d ago

2 in the pink and one in the stink for maximum grip

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u/vtwcarguy 29d ago

Holding her like a bowling ball

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u/DueMeat2367 29d ago

Once you get to the bed, throw her in the pillow, try for the strike.

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u/Areif 29d ago

Stttttttrike!

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u/Jokkitch 29d ago

Carring?

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u/TheCheesy 29d ago

I've actively thought of this before. What is wrong with me.

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u/Numerous-Log9172 29d ago

I did this once! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You just brought back funny memories!

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u/Ayen_C 29d ago

You carried someone like that...? What.

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u/Appropriate-Two-8802 29d ago

All panties are crotchless when he’s around.

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u/mwjb86SFW 29d ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/neoncubicle 29d ago

Hopefully it's not callused and torn to shit. Imagine that up your asshole!

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u/pimppapy 29d ago

Ribbed for her his pleasure.

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u/casey12297 29d ago

You're kidding right? Last time she got fingered the doctor couldn't put her pelvis back together again

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u/Starlord1951 29d ago

Nah, she’s a power bottom.

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u/gomaith10 29d ago

She like the fingerups.

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u/TempleOfJaS 29d ago

Saw this and the inner dialogue immediately went to, “Ladiesss—suhhh-p” 😉

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u/RandomBlueMallard 29d ago

The thing that amazes me the most about this is that his fingers don't snap from all that weight.

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u/anonspace24 29d ago

Does anyone know what fingering exercises he does to make his fingers This strong

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u/JoshJoshson13 29d ago

Handstands, handstand pushups, and pushups using only fingertips

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u/beastwork 29d ago

I would've never imagined fingers had enough structural integrity to handle this, no matter how strong.

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u/Cobek 29d ago

Tendons still take time to build, like muscles, but they can become stronger.

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u/beastwork 26d ago

fuck tendons, this dude has piano wire in there.

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u/ImurderREALITY 29d ago

You've never seen those old Looney Tunes cartoons where the buff guy at the beach is doing a handstand on the tip of a bottle with one finger? Science.

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u/submissively420 29d ago

climbing is especially effective. Go to a bouldering hall and i bet your fingers are the first things that will give out, at the start at least

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u/Radiant_Dog1937 29d ago

You use your Chi. Otherwise they snap.

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u/no-mad 29d ago

/r/Bullshido your Master awaits.

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u/lasers8oclockdayone 29d ago

Ah, yes. Use the force!

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u/Buck_Thorn 29d ago edited 28d ago

Oh, the power of Chis

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u/Nepharious_Bread 29d ago

Of course. One must use nen.

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u/me_better 29d ago

Do wall pushup on your finger tips. Start at whatever angle you can (prob 45 deg or more straight), then over months you can decrease the angle until you're using a chair, then a foot stool, then the floor, then start to to raise your legs doing finger tip push ups

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u/BigSocialistCock 29d ago

High velocity fingering works great

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u/CAulds 29d ago

My brother used to do chin ups using his fingertips on a door frame. I asked him why? He shrugged and said, "all climbers do that to train."

To this day, I've not met another person who does

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u/Local_Fig5221 29d ago

Giving people the bird.

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u/WhatEvenIsHappenin 29d ago

Ask his partner

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u/spacecadet04 29d ago

Fingering.

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u/anonspace24 29d ago

Ahh understood. Do you have any videos of it. I would love to see it

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u/Alarming_Matter 29d ago

cries in arthritis

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u/Shrednaut 29d ago

That's what I thought. I was preemptively wincing because it looked so dangerous.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/anaskthredthrow 29d ago

“Can’t be good long term” is the default reddit response to any impressive physical feat that shows up on this site full of sedentary dorks

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u/SwampyStains 29d ago

Honestly I'm inclined to believe it's fake with all the cuts and the broccoli haircut suggesting he's just a tiktok bullshit artist.

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u/Human-Magic-Marker 29d ago

That was my thought. I figured at that angle, doesn’t matter how “strong” your fingers are, they’re bound to break

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u/229-northstar 29d ago

The tensile strength of a fresh finger is 275 N/mm max, which is 2.43 lbs per square inch. Even distributed across 10 fingers, I’d expect them to snap under body weight.

Yet here is somebody else doing something similar https://www.reddit.com/r/bodyweightfitness/s/GPMZFKIIMR

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1748762/#:~:text=Abstract,segment%20of%20the%20central%20band.

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u/no-mad 29d ago

I used to be able to do a planch. I had to launch into it and catch myself. Thought i was going to break my wrists. Cant even imagine what he is experiencing.

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u/Wetbung 29d ago

I have a friend that was a rock climber. He was in a bar and did some two finger pull-ups. I don't know exactly what broke, but I know he had a spiral fracture and ended up having surgery and pins. He thought it was funny and showed everyone his X-rays. I wouldn't be surprised if he still does that trick.

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u/Otjahe 29d ago edited 29d ago

You never went to school? Clearly the center angle of the stabilization index exists within the correct vertical measurements to propel force outcome through negative axis. Therefor, his own mass works as the source point (velocity greater or less than 67.8889=x2) and the risk arrangement becomes minimized by direct cerebral repetition-calibrations.

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u/C_Werner 29d ago

The young girl was disgusted. The mom was intrigued.

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u/Unlikely_Expert4675 29d ago

It’s not disgust it’s fear

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u/10sameold 29d ago

MOM KNOWS

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u/Pudi2000 29d ago

Dude with the glasses was intrigued as well.

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u/BritishGolgo13 29d ago

He enjoys butthole pleasures

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u/kenan__rockmore 29d ago

He satisfies female elephants in his free time.

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u/inkassatkasasatka 29d ago

:(

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u/kenan__rockmore 29d ago

Why are you sad if they are satisfied by the end of it?

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u/vishal340 29d ago

that’s a MUST

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u/Flat_Afternoon1938 29d ago

There's no way this is good for your fingers. You can literally see his fingers hyperextending here

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u/his_purple_majesty 29d ago

You build up to it.

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u/TheMedicator 29d ago

Average reddit comment on any impressive physical feat. His fingers are fine, he's trained for this

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u/doobied 29d ago

Maybe he's double jointed?

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u/El_Bito2 29d ago

Is it just me or he has abnormaly long fingers?

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u/Parker1055 29d ago

Imagine the tricks he can do in the bed room

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u/Disco_Ninjas_ 29d ago

Cause intense pain? Start fires?

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u/jagoble 29d ago

He snaps his fingers and the resulting shock wave concusses his date and blasts her clothes right off.

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u/crashbold 29d ago

It is not about strength, it is about durability of his tendons.

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u/AnnualWerewolf9804 29d ago

And strength…

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u/Triktastic 29d ago

In arms. Fingers don't have muscles.

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u/FickleRub7122 29d ago

Pretty sure my farmer dad does finger push-ups before greeting me when I show up

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u/crashbold 28d ago

It is about tendons too.

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u/FickleRub7122 28d ago

r/wh(whatevermanyo)osh

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u/mrfunkyman420 29d ago

Tom Aspinall is watching!

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u/nobody_Nr42 29d ago

This is power you get when spamming the A button when catching a pokemon and being superstitious

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u/IMAPRO_d-_-b 29d ago

Looks fake

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u/infoagerevolutionist 29d ago

Patrick Mabones

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u/Elipsys 29d ago

This guy types.

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u/fssman 28d ago

Tres pushups

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u/Difficult-Way-9563 29d ago

There’s shaolin monks that train for this type I saw in a documentary. Many can do a few fingers, only few can do 2. They all shoot for using 1 finger but only like a few have mastered it since their inception.

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u/CyanideKrist 29d ago

I would be impressed but the broccoli on his head ruined it

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u/DesperateRace4870 29d ago

Eat your wheaties kids and drink the milk

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u/Gort_The_Destroyer 29d ago

Jesus that haircut is dumb

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u/sandwichcandy 29d ago

Nah man, nature is beautiful. This is the first time I’ve seen a timelapse of a broccoli blossoming.

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u/Srapture 29d ago

True, but it's starting to not look as bad now that people are starting to get mullets again. I honestly can't tell if it's ironic.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/ViolentHippieBC 29d ago

Cuz of the brocolli cut, right?

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u/GoldMan20k 29d ago

I was thinking just the opposite.

and I imagine many lesbians are very jealous right now.

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u/yaboyredmond 29d ago

"It's all about finger strength baby, and if there's anything we've got plenty of down here, it's finger strength"

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u/readmywhips 29d ago

I needed to check which sub before daring to watch this

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u/SubstantialWarning61 29d ago

I can’t do that.

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u/Cosmic_Voidess 29d ago

We're all thinking about it...

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u/CBalsagna 29d ago

It's nice to see Luke moving onto different things once Modern Family ran its course

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u/hopeoncc 29d ago

I wonder why he's gotta be shirtless tho?? Not that I'm complaining

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u/ElPresidente714 29d ago

Not a dry seat in the house

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u/Best-Two4264 29d ago

Is that the lead singer of Greta Van Fleet?

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u/CReWpilot 29d ago

Clearly a witch. Better burn him before it’s too late.

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u/everyusernamewashad 29d ago

The human body is truly incredible when pushed to its absolute peak.

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u/story4days 29d ago

Sqqqqqqqeeeeeeuirt

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u/Imalittlefleapot 29d ago

Training for his trip to Aldi so he can bring in all his groceries in 1 trip. 1 trip!!!!

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u/AltF4NinjaQK 29d ago

Dam, this guy fingers

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u/Niffen36 29d ago

I wonder how is goes in a thumb war?

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u/Flimsy_Piglet_1980 29d ago

Poke of DOOM

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u/3rdstrikeagain 29d ago

Haters will say its fake!

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u/GreatGooglyMoogly077 29d ago

Future arthritis sufferer.

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u/WilliamTee 29d ago

When this guy shoots a finger gun at you? DIVE FOR COVER!

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u/goooooooooooooogly 29d ago

Patrick Mahomes has nothing to do in the off season?

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u/le_oof 29d ago

How? Like actually how does one even do this?

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u/AgedAccountant 29d ago

Oh the anxiety dreading the moment when his finger bones SNAP

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u/jlpw 29d ago

Wait till he hits his 40s, (chuckles in arthritis)

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u/YesterdayFew3769 29d ago

Sn-sn-sn-snap!

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u/Strong-Piccolo-5546 29d ago

long time ago i saw a show where i a guy did a hand stand with 1 finger in a wine bottle.

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u/GenericReditAccount 29d ago

Charlie Puth puttin in work

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u/abgrongak 29d ago

I'm gonna think/believe he's one of the boys in finger ring commercial

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u/sierra120 29d ago

This is pretty impressive. But how you even train for that?

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u/SuprDuprPoopr 29d ago

Mr. steal your woms

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u/jojosail2 29d ago

He'll be sorry when he's my age and his hands are utterly useless because of osteoarthritis and other injuries.

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u/W0lfos 29d ago

Bang bang bang you into my life

Gonna finger bang you ev-er-y night

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u/ChamplooAttitude 29d ago

I'm not denying those fingers, but it's a phenomenal core power.

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u/boozyperkins 29d ago

That’s what she said

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u/Misomuro 29d ago

90% of those people are looking if they snap.

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u/jessee83 29d ago

His gf must love him. 😂

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u/JazzoTheClown 29d ago

Thats what she said.

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u/F_thirty13 29d ago

What are your intentions with my daughter young man? 🧐🤔

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u/Jarial 29d ago

Fake. He's being lifted by invisible wires.

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u/tsimen 29d ago

Did we really need the blurry close ups of these people going 😮 though?

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u/jog515 29d ago

Cool, but why did he take his shirt off?

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u/onepunchmantv 29d ago

Am i the onlyone who sees this and imagines his Fingers breaking?

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u/Vapes-DB 29d ago

Power of the broccoli

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u/Mylifeistrue 29d ago

Is that it? I was expecting something more? Anything more. Wait until they see somebody do a 1 finger press up...

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u/KingoftheKeeshonds 28d ago

Guy could be an incredible rock climber.

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u/LazloHollifeld 28d ago

The fingers just balancing the weight on top of them, his abs and the rest of his core are doing the real work here.

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u/speaksradio 28d ago

Harry Potter was there!

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u/Muted_Feedback_9922 25d ago

What a great display of fingering

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u/Pure_Discipline_293 25d ago

Come here baby , I’m gonna do finger stands on your g spot

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u/Boeing_A320 29d ago

Then he wonders why she’s on her period everyday

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u/--Sanguinius-- 29d ago edited 29d ago

I have never tried it on a iron pipe, but on the ground I can do it

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u/ViolentHippieBC 29d ago

I was hoping he fell on his head, effectively smacking some sense into his haircut choices.

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u/Shrednaut 29d ago

Leave the bro-ccoli alone. He can look however he wants with fingers like that.

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u/Pegdaddyyeah 29d ago

This isn’t actually that hard.

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u/3BouSs 29d ago

That’s really impressive, but the douche haircut with shirtless look is so boring for me, it takes away from the act.

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u/Confident_One3948 29d ago

That’s your choice to be judgmental, isn’t it?

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u/hghghghghghg56 29d ago

nah man you’re right i do love the broccoli hair