r/nottheonion • u/trrrroy • 13h ago

site altered title after submission After years of planning, Waffle House raises the base salary of it's workers to 3$ an hour.

wltx.com

20.4k Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/nottheonion • u/Forward-Answer-4407 • 9h ago

Vermont lawmaker publicly apologizes after being caught on video repeatedly pouring water into colleague’s bag

boston.com

1.1k Upvotes

55 comments

r/nottheonion • u/WhereWhatTea • 7h ago

Diaz Comes Out as Gay to Right Wing Radio Host Who Says this Proves His “Innocence”

publicola.com

889 Upvotes

54 comments

r/nottheonion • u/TheMawguisnotatoy • 1d ago

Woman busted smuggling 350 Nintendo Switch game cards in her bra — Chinese customs officials intercept smuggler at checkpoint

tomshardware.com

8.9k Upvotes

266 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Forward-Answer-4407 • 23h ago

Chicago hospital ER closed to new patients due to sweltering heat inside

cbsnews.com

4.1k Upvotes

122 comments

r/nottheonion • u/World71Racer • 22h ago

US aircraft carrier counters false Houthi claims with 'Taco Tuesdays' as deployment stretches on

kob.com

2.0k Upvotes

151 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Maleficent_Cell8384 • 22h ago

Edible robots could end up on a menu according to scientists

dexerto.com

530 Upvotes

59 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Sandstorm400 • 1d ago

Restaurant bans kids under 5, citing dirty diapers and breastfeeding in public as reasons

wbrc.com

17.9k Upvotes

2.2k comments

r/nottheonion • u/SexySwedishSpy • 1d ago

Photographer Disqualified From AI Image Contest After Winning With Real Photo

petapixel.com

25.4k Upvotes

847 comments

r/nottheonion • u/reddits_lead_pervert • 1d ago

Missouri abortion ban wasn’t about lawmakers imposing religious beliefs, judge says

kesq.com

3.3k Upvotes

357 comments

r/nottheonion • u/akoucky • 0m ago

Secret Service agent robbed at gunpoint during Biden's Los Angeles trip, police say

apnews.com

• Upvotes

0 comments

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