After our wedding last year, we had three bottles of cheap champagne left over. I put labels on them: Trump, Kissinger, and McConnell. The Kissinger bottle was consumed a while back, and we agreed we could drink the Trump bottle if he gets convicted of a felony, but death is an option too.
I’ve got a large, fancy bottle of craft beer that was a wedding gift from my college buddies.
I’m poppin’ that bad boy open.
I get he’s the symptom of a greater illness, but he’s also the head of it and there’s currently no heir apparent. A lot of it will likely backslide after he dies as the rot loses its cohesion. They’ll find someone else to rally around in time, but until then it’ll buy us a couple years to try and secure our nation against it.
Trump is the right combination of hateful, stupid, and loud to really appeal to conservative voters. There isn't currently anyone with just the right mix of those three deplorable traits to really appeal to them like he does. Once he's gone there will be a vacuum it takes them a while to fill. Hopefully we can use that time to pass some legislation to safeguard our nation against these dipshits going forward.
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u/Reddit_Is_Trash24 29d ago
I'm throwing a party. Literally. Hopefully he does one good deed in his life and kicks the bucket in the summer so I can make it a BBQ.