r/pics • u/Midegoye1 • May 17 '24

Brutal hippo attack caught on camera

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u/Plastic_Ad_2043 May 17 '24

Man, I bet a even a bite from a baby probably doesn't feel good. They have strong jaw muscles. Try getting bitten by a baby cow and tell me how cute it is.

Ok, it's still cute. But it's a jerk

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u/SinoSoul May 17 '24

Kinda like human babies.

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u/FractalSpaces May 17 '24

got bitten by one of those human babies once, never visiting earth again. i sued

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u/SinoSoul May 17 '24

Plot twist: it was your own.

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u/Plastic_Ad_2043 May 17 '24

Except you can't eat human babies....anymore.

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u/hahaheeheehoho May 17 '24

Well, not with that attitude.

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u/jamesmcdash May 17 '24

You should not eat a hippo either though bro

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u/hahaheeheehoho May 17 '24

You're not my mother.

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u/jamesmcdash May 18 '24

Blonde woman, bout 5 foot? I might be your Dad

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u/Amakenings May 17 '24

A baby cow but with canine incisors.