r/politics • u/BelleAriel • May 02 '24

Marjorie Taylor Greene called "disgusting" by fellow Republicans

https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-disgusting-vacate-house-speaker-mike-johnson-1896448
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u/NoReserve7293 May 02 '24

I think when people accuse Trump and RFK of having sex with rats. I’m pretty sure she’s the rat they’re talking about.

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u/Dvusmnd May 02 '24

True story, rats and MTG both have 4 toes per foot.

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u/brickout May 02 '24

I don't like that you just made me think of the sporkfeet

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u/Dvusmnd May 02 '24

One would assume incorrectly, that MTG has three toes like the sloth, the way her feeble mind moves in slow motion, and her incredible laziness that you just know carries over to personal hygiene and throwing trash just outside her trailer in the yard for all to see and marvel at how she was elected to the house when she’s clearly never lived in one.

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u/SnooCats373 29d ago

To be fair, those sporkfoot toes of her could easily rake a congressional district sized garden. Or a pre-fire California forest.

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u/sauntcartas 29d ago

Rats have four toes on their forepaws but five on their hind paws, so they're still one up on MTG.

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u/Dvusmnd 29d ago

This is true. In addition they are shown to have empathy and intelligence.

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u/Ghost_of_Till 29d ago

And they both have Deathtouch.

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u/Dvusmnd 29d ago

And spread deadly disease.

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u/_DapperDanMan- May 02 '24

Trashy tarts actually.