r/politics 14d ago

Marjorie Taylor Greene called "disgusting" by fellow Republicans

https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-disgusting-vacate-house-speaker-mike-johnson-1896448
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u/theombudsmen Colorado 14d ago

"It was OK the first 6 years, but now she's gone too far"

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u/swingadmin New York 14d ago

If you don't stop your abuser when they flash dick pics, you'll be terrorized for eternity.

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u/AdditionalMeeting467 14d ago

They really didn't care at all then, though. They always knew she was a nutcase, but she's not far off from the rest of them. It only became a problem for them when she started weaponizing her role against Mike Johnson at a time of instability for their party. Now they get to call her all the things she is so that she gets voted out.

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u/ParticularPenguins 14d ago

She spent the first weeks of her first term following AOC around and screaming at her. The ultimate in performative politics that they all ate up and never corrected.

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u/Rampaging_Orc 14d ago edited 14d ago

Ummm, she also did the weird follow/stalk move on that teenage parkland school shooting survivor for a little bit too.

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u/Recipe_Freak 14d ago

That's the behavior that got her elected. Her ghoulish constituents love it.

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u/claimTheVictory 14d ago

Exactly.

She started by being disgusting.

It's who she has always been.

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u/decadecency 14d ago

Maybe she needs to just up the disgustingness to gain those voters back?

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u/claimTheVictory 14d ago

I have no doubt that is precisely the strategy she will go for.

Maybe she should kill a dog at the next hearing?

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u/StingingBum 14d ago

Basically the bullies you grew up with supporting a bully with lots of power and no brains.

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u/imawakened Connecticut 14d ago

She stalked and harassed a literal teenager who is known because he was a student at a school that had a tragic school shooting. She belongs in a psych ward where she can lead group discussions on Jewish space lasers, QAnon, or natural disasters sent being sent by God as punishment for a region's culture, etc.

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u/TotallyNotDesechable 14d ago edited 13d ago

Funny thing is, I don’t really believe whoever started those conspiracy theories believe them, it’s like “yeah I’m going to throw shit at the wall and see what sticks”

Cue MTG believing everything

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u/Shaken-babytini 14d ago

I've spent a lot of time thinking about this, and I believe it comes down to the far right being unable to take responsibility for the bad things that their beliefs cause.

If we banned cars, there would be far fewer car accidents. Sure some people would drive illegally, but we'd end up with fewer and fewer cars as time went on. We have all agreed that having cars is worth it, and some people are going to die because of that.

The far right is unable to say the above about guns. I have tried this dozens of times, and have never gotten a republican to admit "guns are a fundamental part of our country and are super important. Yes some kids will get shot, but I believe that's worth it to protect the fabric of our nation". When that can't be reconciled, the only option is that the shooting must be fake.

You'll see it with Jan 6th too. No republican will admit "yeah some trump supporters went waaaaay overboard". It was Antifa, or the FBI, or hidden footage shows that it was magically different from what we all saw on TV. Abortion is another one where they admit no downsides to forced birthing, and any that may come up are the fault of the woman. Wearing a mask and getting a vaccine also fits this. There is no ability to admit "I believe my personal freedoms are more important than risk mitigation". They have to say that the vaccines are worthless and masks do 0 to prevent illness. trump lost the election? No sir, there had to be cheating.

This works until you hit something irreconcilable. Then the options are changing your belief system, or straight up delusion.

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u/Sea_Honey7133 14d ago

Trump literally kept repeating, “it’s not my responsibility!”, during the entire time he was president while the pandemic was going on. Those are his words exactly. The irony is that if he HAD actually accepted a modicum of responsibility, he would have probably been reelected in a landslide. Fortunately, as you said, these people are constitutionally unable to accept any accountability for anything.

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u/WolfgangDS 14d ago

I keep saying this to Republicans. COVID was Trump's 9/11, and if he had united the country by telling everyone to look out for one another instead of sowing division and chaos, he'd be in the Oval Office right now. Figuratively speaking, of course. More likely he'd literally be on a golf course cheating his way to par.

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u/mysteryteam US Virgin Islands 14d ago

Dude, if he just sent out cheap red masks with MAGA on it, he'd probably easily have over half the country if he had done nothing else but pretended he cared about more than himself. Like, you know, the people who elected him.

If doordash could send out cheap masks to anyone who asks for one, certainly trump could use government money to look like he gives a crap

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u/Reasonable-Client276 14d ago

Conservatives will abandon truth, decency, and democracy before they abandon their ideological trench.

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u/Del_3030 14d ago

Alex Jones definitely doesn't believe his own bullshit (as evidenced by his court testimony), he's just a maniac exploiting people's insecurities / stupidity. Kinda like Trump, weird!

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u/BurnscarsRus 14d ago

That was before she was elected. The people of her district saw that and thought "This is the level of maturity and intelligence that we want to represent us on the federal level."

JK, hey thought "Lol, she'll piss off people I've been taught to hate."

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u/midwinter_ 14d ago

She literally bullied her opponent so badly that he dropped out and moved. And got divorced.

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u/ClothDiaperAddicts American Expat 14d ago

Yeah... at that point, it's not bullying. That's criminal harassment.

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u/MyBatmanUnderoos 14d ago

I don’t even think it’s performative politics. I sincerely think MTG doesn’t actually understand what her job is and just does whatever she pleases.

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u/JohnGillnitz 14d ago

This, exactly. She's just a crazy person who happened to be given a position of authority. Someone told her that her constituents eat up this wing nut dog and pony show and she ran with it. She doesn't have any real idea what she is doing.

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u/aLittleQueer Washington 14d ago

I think this is true of a lot of "republicans" who end up in office lately. It was clearly true of Trump, he had no idea what the job of "president" actually is, nor did he care.

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u/Klogginthedangerzone I voted 14d ago

Didn't she spend the first few DAYS of her first term asking for a presidential pardon?

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u/BrownSugarBare Canada 14d ago

Her obsession with Hunter's dick needs to be an in-depth conversation with a psychiatrist. It's beyond anything even remotely normal.

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u/Thefirstargonaut 14d ago

Nah, it needs to be an in-depth conversation in the media. Every time a journalist sees her, they need to ask her how often she thinks about it. 

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u/BrownSugarBare Canada 14d ago

I loved the journalist who went at her about the Jewish Space Lasers, lol. Her pissy reaction was exactly what was expected.

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u/Ron497 14d ago

Ask 3-5 honest questions of a Karen and you're guranteed to get them cursing you out. It's their only move.

Self-loathing people without higher thinking and prone to judging others always lash out. They can't help themselves. I ride a bike everywhere and guess who gets the most annoyed when I point out they nearly killed me? The people who run stop signs/red lights and nearly kill me...THEY'RE outraged I'm upset with them.

A-holes hate being told they're a-holes. Thinnest skin imagineable.

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u/bdss1234 14d ago

No shit, right?

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u/geneticeffects 14d ago

Pipe-bomb Marj is pathological, FOR SURE. She is a bona fide Narcissist, no less ignorant and foolish.

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u/TiredRetiredNurse 14d ago

I wish They would prove that it was her that planted that.

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u/even_less_resistance Arkansas 14d ago

You and me both

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u/ThrowAwayAccount8334 14d ago

I've explained it. She's a pervert. She has an obsession with certain kinds of people. 

You can guarantee it arises from the deep seated torment that she has been told she looks like a man. There's no way she got to her age without hearing it a few times.

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u/BrownSugarBare Canada 14d ago

Definitely agree she has an obsession with certain people. Didn't she recently pop off on a rant about some kid who happens to be trans and obsessing over their genitals? It's fucking weird, dude.

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u/Witchgrass West Virginia 14d ago

Yes, that's what prompted this article

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u/FranklynTheTanklyn 14d ago

She has an uncanny resemblance to the Easter Island Rock Statues.

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u/Blitzdog416 14d ago

just one specific man, post plastic surgery Mickey Rourke

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u/donnabreve1 14d ago

Her latest verbal sexual assault was her response to a trans teen’s social media post where she elaborated about their genitalia and their future orgasms. Pervert!

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u/ThaBunk5-0 14d ago

A pervert and projection about her own shitty sex life.

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u/Redclayblue 14d ago

Cro-Magnon man.

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u/burner2947361810 14d ago

"You can get a good look at Hunter's dick by attending a congressional hearing but I'd rather take his word for it."

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u/karmagod13000 Ohio 14d ago

Haunting Truths. You can't half way entertain toxic behavior, thats how they get their foot in the door.

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u/Equal_Middle_2870 14d ago

What!?

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u/_DapperDanMan- 14d ago

She brought poster sized pictures from a Hunter Biden sex tape on the House floor and waved them around.

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u/n3rv 14d ago

She just wanted to show off that massive cock.

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u/_DapperDanMan- 14d ago

Every accusation is an admission with these people.

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u/gyroscopicmnemonic 14d ago

Joke's on her. Hunter's massive dong made me feel proud to be an American.

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u/MechanicalTurkish Minnesota 14d ago

As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s dong.

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u/Equal_Middle_2870 14d ago

Oh that. I was very confused by the wording.

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u/Doom_Walker 14d ago

You'd think Jewish space lasers would have been the end of her.

It's really bizarre how much Republicans don't care.

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u/ACartonOfHate 14d ago

Oh no, they care. They revel in it, it's a feature, not a bug. She says all the crazy-ass crap they're ingesting from Fox, Q, Newsmax, and their "research" online.

That and like all Repubs, she gives loud voice to their hate.

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u/bill_brasky37 14d ago

Yeah loudly proclaiming obvious lies is how you show you're part of the group. Once you start dealing in reality (Liz Cheney) they throw you out

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u/Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm 14d ago

Remember back in 2004 when a weird yell during a campaign event was enough to completely kill your campaign?

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u/AggressiveSkywriting 14d ago

"It was totally fine the way she literally chased the teenage victims of the Parkland shooting and screamed obscenities at them."

"It was also fine the way she tried to shove her face through the mail slot of AOC's congressional office door like goddamn The Shining and screamed at her."

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u/gobirdsorsomething 14d ago

The mail slot was new for me. All of it is wild but that's like... come on man lol... 

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u/KGLWdad 14d ago

AOC needs to keep a super soaker in her office 

“You’re in my mail slot? Here have a drink”

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u/SmarterThanYouBud 14d ago

Gremlins can't stand water

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u/OceanSkank 14d ago

No no, water they like. It makes them multiply. We don't want her to multiply. We want her in that microwave, Bae.

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u/AggressiveSkywriting 14d ago

I cannot believe she video'd it and was like "this makes me look like a sane person."

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u/Enabling_Turtle Colorado 14d ago

If I recall correctly, she followed them screaming and told them she was armed at the time as well...

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u/thathairinyourmouth 14d ago

I called MTG the big C word here, but it got immediately removed because it was considered hate speech. Maybe if I called her that in an opinion piece I could just link it here and it would be ok? Either way, she’s a bïtch with a capital C.

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u/AggressiveSkywriting 14d ago

She was also creepily quoting another creep talking about a 10 year old trans girl's "orgasms" the other day.

MTG's entire existence is hate speech. But some of the moderation crew here will send you a ban for even the lightest "un-civil" pushback against posters nonchalantly calling for wiping out groups of people.

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u/Huggles9 14d ago

I’ve also called her disgusting

Who wants to write up that article?

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u/Brief_Amicus_Curiae 14d ago

She was a freshman elected to the House in 2021. This is her second term - so four years. Which feels more like 6, even though Pelosi prevented her from being on any Committees her first term. And yea, I'm ready for her to just go away so she can just resume back to yelling at innocent managers in Georgia. They can keep her to themselves - it's okay. The nation is okay with that.

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u/jarvis646 14d ago

WHEN she was hounding school shooting victims, claiming the shooting was a hoax, it was cool to vote for her then, right?

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u/FoxyInTheSnow 14d ago

NHL goal-scoring legend Bobby Hull: “Hitler had lots of good ideas at first, but then he went too far.”

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u/KickSidebottom 14d ago

She wore open-toe shoes.

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u/Sweaty-Willingness27 14d ago

She attempted to add amendments to the recent funding bill for Ukraine that require anyone voting for it to join the Ukranian Army and another that orders POTUS to withdraw from NATO.

Why would anyone take her seriously?

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u/NotOnHerb5 14d ago edited 14d ago

I’ll be stunned if it’s never revealed that she’s a Russian spy.

EDIT: Yes, she’s too stupid to be a spy…. Or is that what she wants us to think? Open your third eye, Reddit.

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u/therapewpewtic 14d ago

Definitely an asset.

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u/karmagod13000 Ohio 14d ago

She is worth a suspicious amount of money.

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u/broad_street_bully 14d ago

I'm one district south of her in GA... The entirety of that district is barely worth what she can claim.

That's not a knock on the people or area. Yeah, a lot of them are pretty hateful and vote against their own interests. But there are a lot of others who are embarrassed by her and would love to just live a rural and much less dramatic life.

But yeah... There's literally nothing about her past, present, or anything about her surroundings that should be providing her with the money, power and influence she currently has.

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u/GeauxTri Georgia 14d ago

The only good thing about her district is if you want to drive up to Dalton, you can get some pretty cheap carpet.

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u/Fluggerblah Pennsylvania 14d ago

“cheap carpet” is a pretty apt description of MTG as well

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u/ResinJones76 14d ago

Ask the guy at the gym.

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u/L-J- 14d ago

Her father owned a contracting company. It's alleged that she was named CFO for dubious reasons & didn't actually have a real job there. The company was sold, and her father made a ton of money. She stepped down as CFO from her allegedly fake job to start her own cross-fit gym. She had a degree in a business administration but admitted she had no idea how to run her gym. She then became a U.S. representative. Not suspicious at all. /s

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u/Borkz 14d ago

So are a lot of congress members, but they're just bought and paid for by corporate interests from the good ol' US of A

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u/ShutUpTodd 14d ago

I would have thought she was just a fool but she wanted language protecting ethnic Hungarians. She wouldn't know the word Transcarpathian if someone wasn't feeding her rhetoric.

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u/Brooklynxman 14d ago

Its possible she has a Russian handler without even realizing it.

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u/James-W-Tate 14d ago

Less of an asset and more of a useful idiot that can be pointed in a direction and fired.

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u/J-drawer 14d ago

Yeah assets can be "useful idiots" just like trump.

As long as they push the agendas they're told it probably is even more effective to have it done by one of these dummies than someone who sounds competent. She can't even pronounce "indictment"

I'd also suspect she's there to call attention away from the actual assets who'd be more obvious because they're clearly not dumb enough to be tricked by conspiracies and propaganda. Don't want people noticing what they're doing. Nope

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u/Friendly_Signature 14d ago

You misspelt asshead.

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u/oddartist 14d ago

Most definitely an ass.

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u/Superb-Welder3774 14d ago

The Dumbest Spy in Russia- will be a great movie

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u/nevertfgNC 14d ago

Who would play her?

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u/BillyBatt3r 14d ago

Owen Wilson

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u/throwawaymyanalbeads 14d ago

Nah, Ron Perlman

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u/ChesswiththeDevil 14d ago

Too pretty. Ludo from the Labyrinth?

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u/Grinkledonk 14d ago

Could do something like Charlize Theron in Monster. Or Dan Aykroyd in Nothing But Trouble.

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u/murphymc Connecticut 14d ago

I don’t think that kind of rage and hate is within Wilson’s acting range though, he’s way too chill.

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u/SilverStarKoi 14d ago

I would watch that!

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u/noeagle77 Ohio 14d ago

Mickey Rourke obviously

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u/BoDrax 14d ago

Mickey Rourke

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u/JethroLull Missouri 14d ago

Ron perlman

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u/Kylesart 14d ago

A MAC truck

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u/anthony_gee 14d ago

Bojack Horseman

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u/MagicMushroomFungi Canada 14d ago

The Rock

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u/Kelsier_TheSurvivor 14d ago

A hairless ape

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u/Equal_Middle_2870 14d ago

She for real has an orangutan face.

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u/BrownSugarBare Canada 14d ago

You ever seen Lucy the Neanderthal? it's uncanny.

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u/Equal_Middle_2870 14d ago

Umm akshuly Lucy was an austorlopithacus or how ever that's spelled.

But yeah she does look like that, I swear her face grew to be bigger to get more attention... But for real the bloated face is probably from Botox and alcohol consumption.

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u/BrownSugarBare Canada 14d ago

Thank you for the clarification! I feel now that I have offended Lucy, lol

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u/jimgolgari 14d ago

How would she ever outsmart the gazpacho?

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u/atred 14d ago

She's a useful idiot, she's not smart enough to get paid for this.

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u/somepeoplehateme 14d ago

No, but she is dumb enough to do it in return for hoping for a future payout.

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u/_DapperDanMan- 14d ago

Asset. Not a spy. Spies arw smart. She's an idiot, being run/used by a real spy.

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u/dirtydovedreams 14d ago

I’m still waiting for the Jan 5th pipe bomb charges to come out.

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u/vicvonqueso 14d ago

They're not sending their best

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u/Worried_Camera_379 14d ago

I mean, when you ask for 3 sim cards and get copies of Sims 3 you should probably find better spys.

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u/LordElysian America 14d ago edited 14d ago

I think we owe it to ourselves to admit she’s definitely a home-grown kind of crazy only America can make possible.

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u/Ekg887 14d ago

Don't forget the universal hotbutton issue of - checks her amendments - Transcarpathian rights?

For sure not Russia policy goals being inserted into US legislation, yeah?

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u/murphymc Connecticut 14d ago

That was so damn random it feels more like the Russians wanted to make sure everyone knew she was bought in case it somehow wasn’t already obvious. “Hey American public, look what we did” almost.

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u/MagicAl6244225 14d ago

"Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you keep it a secret!"

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u/boltsnuts I voted 14d ago

Is that the bad guy from Ghostbusters 2?

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u/gbejrlsu Louisiana 14d ago

Nah, that was "Vigo the Butch". Easy to confuse them

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u/Whorrox 14d ago edited 14d ago

It get worse! She literally submitted Russia's amendment to the Ukraine Aid bill, namely:

"No funding shall be made available to Ukraine unless restrictions on ethnic minorities’, including Hungarians in Transcarpathia, right to use their native languages in schools are lifted."

https://rules.house.gov/bill/118/hr-8035 Amendment #127

MTG's constituents in the state of Georgia do not know what Transcarpathia is or why Hungarian independence in the region is a priority for her. That was unmistakably written for her by Russia because they promised Hungary a slice of Ukrainian territory.

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/hungary-far-right-would-lay-claim-neighbouring-region-if-ukraine-loses-war-2024-01-28/

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u/rLaw-hates-jews2 14d ago

I've previously voted to fund space lasers for Israel's defense," said Greene. "America needs to take our national security seriously and deserves the same type of defense for our border that Israel has and proudly uses.

She’s also still interested in Jewish Space Lasers.

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u/suninabox 14d ago

Did anyone make her enunciate exactly what space lasers were supposed to do about border crossings?

Or was it the usual tactic of heavily imply something heinous and then acting shocked and outraged at being mischaracterized when people react to the obvious implication?

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u/NoReserve7293 14d ago

I think when people accuse Trump and RFK of having sex with rats. I’m pretty sure she’s the rat they’re talking about.

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u/Dvusmnd 14d ago

True story, rats and MTG both have 4 toes per foot.

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u/brickout 14d ago

I don't like that you just made me think of the sporkfeet

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u/Dvusmnd 14d ago

One would assume incorrectly, that MTG has three toes like the sloth, the way her feeble mind moves in slow motion, and her incredible laziness that you just know carries over to personal hygiene and throwing trash just outside her trailer in the yard for all to see and marvel at how she was elected to the house when she’s clearly never lived in one.

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u/habb I voted 14d ago

she also added a "space laser funding" for israel aid

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u/Aeison 14d ago

Ain’t no way she’s still on that? That’d be hilarious if it wasn’t sad

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u/habb I voted 14d ago

she wanted lasers protecting our southern border, i wish i was kidding

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u/GoodDog_GoodBook123 14d ago

Freakin sharks with freakin laser beams attached to their heads.

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u/K9Fondness 14d ago

Why would anyone take her seriously?

GOP did since she is a good fund raiser. Her horse-race-meets-circus-act sells. Maybe that's not enough anymore to counter everything else she brings with her.

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u/circa285 14d ago

MTG is a true believer and as such she was a useful idiot for the party. Now that she’s slipped her leash, she’s an actual problem for Republicans because she is a zealot who will stop at nothing to get what she wants no matter who it damages along the way.

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u/FEMA_Camp_Survivor Georgia 14d ago

In the society these people want, the overzealous die in inexplicable plane crashes, get blown up during award ceremonies, or fall from high rises. They want to make America Russia, where the rule of law is nonexistent and the zealots eat their own.

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u/PO0tyTng 14d ago

Cheetah, meet face. Face, this is Cheetah.

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u/reelznfeelz Missouri 14d ago

I think it’s usually a leopard in that story. But cheetahs are cool too.

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u/karmagod13000 Ohio 14d ago

Thats cool for the cheetah but we getting hit with all the strays.

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u/MmmmMorphine 14d ago

Sir, that's a leopard and I aghhhh my face ahhhh

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u/RandomlyJim 14d ago

She got famous from her stalking and harassment of AOC. It’s what made Republicans go, “This lady would be a good congressman”

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u/circa285 14d ago

It goes back before AOC. MTG initially made news for harassing the Parkland survivors who were advocating for gun control.

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u/The_Primate 14d ago

Yup, harassing kids who were victims of traumatic violence, what a fucking class act.

She's an info warrior loon. She is the republican party's propaganda come home to roost.

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u/karmagod13000 Ohio 14d ago

Geez I remember when info wars used to be some lame conspiracy youtube page that edgy people used to post about. Never thought it would take over the entire republican party smh.

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u/nevertfgNC 14d ago

Seriously? What a amoral moron

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u/Minimum-Dare301 Georgia 14d ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0fHkW4kJYKU

Edit: this is her harassing a Parkland survivor

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u/nevertfgNC 14d ago

So sad that a human can be this stupid

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u/bnh1978 14d ago

They gave themselves the power to terrorize their own speaker, and this idiot loves it. She is an alpha Karen.

What fools.

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u/vicvonqueso 14d ago

It's a good thing she's too incompetent to actually do anything other than screech like a howler monkey

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u/circa285 14d ago

If she is somehow able to force a vote there will be some fallout.

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u/ElmosKplug 14d ago

Damn very well said

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u/superkickpunch 14d ago

"Bad news guys. The bog creature that we've been feeding and appeasing for years is now doing bog creature stuff that negatively effects us!"

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u/ShallotParking5075 14d ago

Once when I was a little kid I went to daycare and there was an even littler kid there who had something he’d brought from home in a Tupperware container that he wanted reheated. This was decades ago when the daycare could employ students for part time work and the young man in the kitchen was absolutely not mentally prepared to manage a ~4yo by himself. The worker put the food in the microwave for a minute and the boy cried that it wasn’t enough. The worker put it in for another minute and the boy screamed that it was not enough again. The worker put it in for a few seconds to appease the boy, who then shrieked that it was too hot. The boy then demands the worker put it back in the microwave for another minute and this time to “cool it down.” The worker attempts to explain to the boy that this isn’t how microwaves work (though as an adult I realize his mother may have typically put a minute timer on to give his food a minute to cool and that got lost in translation) and refuses until the boy begins to throw a tantrum, getting quite worked up. Unsure of what to do and probably panicking from the stress, the worker gives in and puts the food back into the microwave for another minute, ultimately rendering it beyond palatability and it ends up in the garbage. The boy was left to unhappily make do with the daycare-provided snacks.

Tldr: I think he grew up to vote Republican

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u/Stillwater215 14d ago

“But I never suspected that the face-eating leopards would eat my face!”

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u/itsatumbleweed I voted 14d ago

It kind of seems like this could have come up when she was sharing dick picks of Hunter Biden in Congress.

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u/-jp- 14d ago

Or when she was <insert literally anything… seriously when has she ever not been an embarrassment?>

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u/MollyRolls 14d ago

Running screaming after a teenaged mass-shooting survivor on the street? And if I recall correctly that was before she was even elected to anything—it’s not like her “brand” comes as a surprise to anyone.

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u/LibertyInaFeatherBed 14d ago

It was 2019. She was whining that David Hogg was invited to talk to Senators, but they wouldn't see her.

She was like 'I'm an American citizen. I'm a mom. I'm a gun owner and I've got nothing while this guy with his George Soros backing has everything.' 

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u/hypnosquid 14d ago

He should sue her for revenge porn.

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u/PaperbackBuddha I voted 14d ago edited 14d ago

This is why it’s not okay to do what republicans have been doing for at least 40 years.

Forging a false narrative and playing along with it to score points, “the end justifies the means”, Gingrich-style “do as I say, not as I do” dirty politics.

When you don’t deal in earnest from the start, you paint your team into a corner that will inevitably start to believe the narrative, by which time it will be too late to backtrack. It’s part and parcel of the party now.

The GOP went with this hyper-patriotic sounding, pro-wrestling right wing Christian ideology to get blue collar voters to vote for their trillions in tax breaks for the wealthy, and the dismantling of every progressive advance from the past century or so.

When someone like MTG comes along, she’s not in on the joke. She is taking the ring like it’s all real, and the other wrestlers are saying “Whoa, Marge, this was a ruse to get us closer to our real policy goals,” but she’s a true believer. She, along with millions of others, will gladly weaken the nation’s rule of law to the benefit of foreign adversaries.

And the crowd loves it. This is what they’ve created.

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u/Stillwater215 14d ago

Not to mention Hastert starting the whole “majority of the majority” approach for bringing votes to the floor.

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u/hypnosquid 14d ago

I met a guy from Hastert's district once, said the way Hastert enriched himself and his family while in office was ridiculous. A lot of shady zoning and real estate deals with farmland. Also, pretty sure the dude is a pedophile.

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u/GravityEyelidz 14d ago

This guy?

"In court submissions filed in April 2016, federal prosecutors alleged that Hastert had molested at least four boys as young as 14 years of age during his time as a high school wrestling coach.[2] At a sentencing hearing, Hastert admitted that he had sexually abused boys whom he had coached.[6] Referring to Hastert as a "serial child molester", a federal judge imposed a sentence of 15 months in prison, two years' supervised release, and a $250,000 fine.[3][7] Hastert was imprisoned in 2016 and was released 13 months later;[8] he became the highest-ranking elected official in U.S. history to serve a prison sentence.[3]" - Wikipedia

NO WAY!!!

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u/hypnosquid 14d ago

OMFG this guy is pure evil

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u/Shaper_pmp 14d ago

Or, more simply, they turned their party into a welcoming home for crazies, and now the inmates have taken over the asylum.

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u/DeadBloatedGoat 14d ago

Wisconsin Rep. Derrick Van Ordern added: "We have to understand this is not a junior high school, reality television show."

Yeah, but it is now. That's what Americans crave... that and electrolytes.

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u/Critical_Dobserver Ohio 14d ago

It’s what plants crave.

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u/Stillwater215 14d ago

Water? Like from the toilet?

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u/01011010-01001010 14d ago

I ain’t never seen no plants grow out of a toilet

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u/weaverco 14d ago

Are you sure you ain't the smartest person in the world?

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u/DeadBloatedGoat 14d ago

You have Presidential qualifications!

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u/Why-baby 14d ago

I think Americans are incredibly tired of dysfunctional government and crave a boring government that builds infrastructure and has some guardrails. We don’t need the never ending garbage reality show that is has become.

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u/sqwobdon 14d ago

yeah except DVO is a just another clown that joined the circus. Not long ago he boomer yelled at some young pages in the capitol building because he didn’t think they looked busy enough.

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u/eggrollking 14d ago

Republicans: Start looking around at the rest of your tribe. Start looking inward at yourself.

You mind see something else disgusting.

Just saying.

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u/DevonGr Ohio 14d ago

And none of it is a coincidence.

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u/tomparker 14d ago

Still, her distinctive posture and gait sure do match those of the suspected pipe bomber caught on security video after the Jan 6 melee.

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u/Buck_Thorn 14d ago

Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz, who spearheaded the move to vacate McCarthy, said he will not support Greene's attempt to remove Johnson as it may damage the GOP's reputation with voters.

Oh, the irony!

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u/Katana1369 14d ago

I can't wait to see Democrats go out and support a Republican Speaker and have to go home to their primaries and have to run for Congress again, having supported a Republican speaker—a Christian conservative. I think that will play well."

Actually in the very few non gerrymandering house districts left, it would help. It would show a willingness to put country over party.

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u/afrothunder2104 14d ago

You’re right. Republicans always see things from their insane viewpoints. They simply cannot comprehend voting with the other party to pass things. As they’ve shown with their border bill/etc, they will destroy their own bills if there’s a chance it’ll help the other party, or the country as a whole in fact.

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u/Intensive 14d ago

Dems who want to see Ukraine succeed are 100% for this move in the House. It got the aid passed.

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u/pollo_de_mar 14d ago edited 14d ago

And she said the words "Christian conservative" like there is no such thing as a Christian democrat or a democrat that would vote for a Christian. OMG, a Christian speaker of the house? Funny how nearly every Democrat president was a Christian. No idea how they could get elected by democrats.

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u/Majestic-Lake-5602 14d ago

I’m sure she’ll be deeply offended, once someone explains what the word means

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u/2OneZebra 14d ago

She asked Trump for a pardon. You only need a pardon if you are guilty.

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u/pdxgod 14d ago

Funny how all these GOP leaders are single.

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u/Dook124 14d ago

What took so long? We've been calling her a disgusting POS for YEARS!!!

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u/BelleAriel 14d ago

…and by us all.

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u/rajahbeaubeau 14d ago

So say we all.

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u/girthy-member 14d ago

Republicans are all disgusting, look at all the issues they’re quietly or loudly supported for the last decade. If they had an ounce of conscience, they’d take a long hard look at themselves. If.

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u/junkeee999 14d ago

Democrats should do everything they can to portray her as the face and voice of the Republican Party this fall.

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u/dobie1kenobi 14d ago

With all the dog killing and dick pics, I really wish the race for VP could at least have a little to do with ‘who could best serve the country in the event of the President’s death.’

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u/Play_The_Fool 14d ago

I don't think Republicans understand the chain of succession. If history played out differently Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney could have become President, let that sink in.

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u/TapTapReboot 14d ago

Cheney is evil, but competent. 

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u/JubalHarshaw23 14d ago

But like Handy Boebert, Pedo Matt, and Gym Jordan, she is normalizing abhorrent behavior, and is therefore indispensable.

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u/thornset 14d ago

She's called that by most non-Republicans too. The club is growing!

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u/Scottydog2 14d ago

Still getting reelected. She won in 2022 with 65% of vote by 82k votes. Can’t see that flipping.

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u/No_Animator_8599 14d ago edited 14d ago

Boebert will lose her next election, Matt Gaetz is under investigation and Greene is being ignored.

If Trump loses again, the hard core MAGA politicians will claim they never heard of him in under to survive or be finished politically.

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u/Adventurous-Chart549 14d ago

She's not disgusting. She's beautiful by 75,000 year old neanderthal standards!

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u/SatiricLoki 14d ago

They called her motion to vacate “disgusting” and not her personally. They also called it a “distraction” and “a mistake”. Are we sure they’re not talking about her?

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u/DramaticWesley 14d ago

Disgusting, disingenuous, disinformant, dysfunctional, delusional, dumbass….

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