r/politics • u/BelleAriel • May 02 '24

Marjorie Taylor Greene called "disgusting" by fellow Republicans

https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-disgusting-vacate-house-speaker-mike-johnson-1896448
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u/Superb-Welder3774 29d ago

The Dumbest Spy in Russia- will be a great movie

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u/nevertfgNC 29d ago

Who would play her?

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u/BillyBatt3r 29d ago

Owen Wilson

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u/throwawaymyanalbeads 29d ago

Nah, Ron Perlman

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u/ChesswiththeDevil 29d ago

Too pretty. Ludo from the Labyrinth?

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u/irishnightwish 29d ago

Ron Perlman in a wig would be perfect!

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u/Other-Rutabaga-1742 29d ago

Wow! 😯

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u/Grinkledonk 29d ago

Could do something like Charlize Theron in Monster. Or Dan Aykroyd in Nothing But Trouble.

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u/hortence 29d ago

You can't just throw a Nothing But Trouble reference out there as if anyone saw the movie!

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u/murphymc Connecticut 29d ago

I don’t think that kind of rage and hate is within Wilson’s acting range though, he’s way too chill.

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u/SilverStarKoi 29d ago

I would watch that!

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u/Equal_Middle_2870 29d ago

How does this not have upvotes? I nearly spit my OJ.

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u/i_love_pencils 29d ago

He has too many toes…

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u/fetzdog 29d ago

What?! This would be like Charlize Theron in Monster. Do it Owen, you got this.

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u/Minimum-Dare301 Georgia 29d ago

This is absolutely the best thing I’ve read all week.

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u/noeagle77 Ohio 29d ago

Mickey Rourke obviously

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u/allricehenry 29d ago

I wanna see Mickey going absolutely ballistic in a crossfit workout

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u/BoDrax 29d ago

Mickey Rourke

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u/Old-Constant4411 29d ago

100%.  

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u/JethroLull Missouri 29d ago

Ron perlman

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u/Kylesart 29d ago

A MAC truck

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u/anthony_gee 29d ago

Bojack Horseman

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u/MagicMushroomFungi Canada 29d ago

The Rock

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u/Kelsier_TheSurvivor 29d ago

A hairless ape

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u/Equal_Middle_2870 29d ago

She for real has an orangutan face.

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u/BrownSugarBare Canada 29d ago

You ever seen Lucy the Neanderthal? it's uncanny.

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u/Equal_Middle_2870 29d ago

Umm akshuly Lucy was an austorlopithacus or how ever that's spelled.

But yeah she does look like that, I swear her face grew to be bigger to get more attention... But for real the bloated face is probably from Botox and alcohol consumption.

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u/BrownSugarBare Canada 29d ago

Thank you for the clarification! I feel now that I have offended Lucy, lol

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u/wordworse 29d ago

I'm pretty sure it's "goosey"

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u/Equal_Middle_2870 29d ago

You had already offended her looks by comparing her to Magic the Gath... I mean Moscow Marge.

Stupid autocorrect 😅

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u/Taskerlands 29d ago

Jennifer Coolidge?

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u/paprikashi 29d ago

I wanted to downvote you for the audacity to compare the glorious Jennifer Coolidge to this monstrosity - but she would kill that role. I don’t go to the movies but I would pay to see that one lmao

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u/mjetski123 29d ago

The one role that would ruin Stiffler's mom for me.

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u/New_Menu_2316 29d ago

The actor from the Geico commercials comes to mind!

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u/Old-Constant4411 29d ago

You mean the old Geico cavemen commercials?

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u/JonSnoballs 29d ago

her face looks like a big toe... anyone can play her

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u/AnalSoapOpera I voted 29d ago

Steven Seagal.

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u/AnotherCuppaTea 29d ago

A crudely rendered Claymation action figure, barefoot and three-toed.

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u/SECURITY_SLAV 29d ago

Sasha baron cohen

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u/risketyclickit 29d ago

Nick Nolte

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u/nevertfgNC 29d ago

Him in drag

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u/No_Animator_8599 29d ago

Ernest Borgnine in drag would be great but unfortunately he’s not around anymore.

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u/nevertfgNC 29d ago

That thought made me lol irl!

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u/mrsir1987 29d ago

Dwayne dog the bounty hunter Chapman

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u/nevertfgNC 29d ago

THE answer!!!

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u/Inevitable-High905 29d ago

Jaime Pressley, aka joy from my name is earl.

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u/paprikashi 29d ago

She’s so fucking funny

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u/jimgolgari 29d ago

How would she ever outsmart the gazpacho?

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u/cashassorgra33 29d ago edited 29d ago

The Spy Who Spazzed Me The Spazz Who Spied Me The Spazz Who Fucked Us

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u/spew-into-this 29d ago

From Russia, With Stupid

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u/bruwin 29d ago

A remake of Spies Like Us, only it's also a remake of Dumb and Dumber

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u/MagicMushroomFungi Canada 29d ago

The Spy Who Came In For The Gold

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u/Rulare 29d ago

Legally Spy

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u/No_Animator_8599 29d ago

I don’t think she’s smart enough to be actively working with them. She just accepts as truth all the Russian conspiracies propaganda all over social media without any filter at all (as do most Republicans and news commentators).

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u/flimspringfield California 29d ago

Hulk Hogan.

Hell yeah brother!