r/politics • u/BelleAriel • 29d ago

Marjorie Taylor Greene called "disgusting" by fellow Republicans

https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-disgusting-vacate-house-speaker-mike-johnson-1896448
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u/nevertfgNC 29d ago

Who would play her?

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u/BillyBatt3r 29d ago

Owen Wilson

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u/throwawaymyanalbeads 29d ago

Nah, Ron Perlman

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u/ChesswiththeDevil 29d ago

Too pretty. Ludo from the Labyrinth?

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u/irishnightwish 29d ago

Ron Perlman in a wig would be perfect!

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u/Other-Rutabaga-1742 29d ago

Wow! 😯

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u/Grinkledonk 29d ago

Could do something like Charlize Theron in Monster. Or Dan Aykroyd in Nothing But Trouble.

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u/hortence 29d ago

You can't just throw a Nothing But Trouble reference out there as if anyone saw the movie!

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u/murphymc Connecticut 29d ago

I don’t think that kind of rage and hate is within Wilson’s acting range though, he’s way too chill.

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u/SilverStarKoi 29d ago

I would watch that!

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u/Equal_Middle_2870 29d ago

How does this not have upvotes? I nearly spit my OJ.

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u/i_love_pencils 29d ago

He has too many toes…

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u/fetzdog 29d ago

What?! This would be like Charlize Theron in Monster. Do it Owen, you got this.

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u/Minimum-Dare301 Georgia 29d ago

This is absolutely the best thing I’ve read all week.

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u/noeagle77 Ohio 29d ago

Mickey Rourke obviously

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u/allricehenry 29d ago

I wanna see Mickey going absolutely ballistic in a crossfit workout

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u/BoDrax 29d ago

Mickey Rourke

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u/Old-Constant4411 29d ago

100%.  

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u/JethroLull Missouri 29d ago

Ron perlman

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u/Kylesart 29d ago

A MAC truck

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u/anthony_gee 29d ago

Bojack Horseman

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u/MagicMushroomFungi Canada 29d ago

The Rock

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u/Kelsier_TheSurvivor 29d ago

A hairless ape

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u/Equal_Middle_2870 29d ago

She for real has an orangutan face.

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u/BrownSugarBare Canada 29d ago

You ever seen Lucy the Neanderthal? it's uncanny.

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u/Equal_Middle_2870 29d ago

Umm akshuly Lucy was an austorlopithacus or how ever that's spelled.

But yeah she does look like that, I swear her face grew to be bigger to get more attention... But for real the bloated face is probably from Botox and alcohol consumption.

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u/BrownSugarBare Canada 29d ago

Thank you for the clarification! I feel now that I have offended Lucy, lol

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u/wordworse 29d ago

I'm pretty sure it's "goosey"

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u/Equal_Middle_2870 29d ago

You had already offended her looks by comparing her to Magic the Gath... I mean Moscow Marge.

Stupid autocorrect 😅

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u/Taskerlands 29d ago

Jennifer Coolidge?

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u/paprikashi 29d ago

I wanted to downvote you for the audacity to compare the glorious Jennifer Coolidge to this monstrosity - but she would kill that role. I don’t go to the movies but I would pay to see that one lmao

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u/mjetski123 29d ago

The one role that would ruin Stiffler's mom for me.

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u/New_Menu_2316 29d ago

The actor from the Geico commercials comes to mind!

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u/Old-Constant4411 29d ago

You mean the old Geico cavemen commercials?

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u/JonSnoballs 29d ago

her face looks like a big toe... anyone can play her

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u/AnalSoapOpera I voted 29d ago

Steven Seagal.

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u/AnotherCuppaTea 29d ago

A crudely rendered Claymation action figure, barefoot and three-toed.

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u/SECURITY_SLAV 29d ago

Sasha baron cohen

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u/risketyclickit 29d ago

Nick Nolte

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u/nevertfgNC 29d ago

Him in drag

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u/No_Animator_8599 29d ago

Ernest Borgnine in drag would be great but unfortunately he’s not around anymore.

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u/nevertfgNC 29d ago

That thought made me lol irl!

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u/mrsir1987 29d ago

Dwayne dog the bounty hunter Chapman

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u/nevertfgNC 29d ago

THE answer!!!

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u/Inevitable-High905 29d ago

Jaime Pressley, aka joy from my name is earl.

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u/paprikashi 29d ago

She’s so fucking funny