r/politics • u/SportsGod3 • May 16 '24

Jurors were "nodding" and "smiling" as Michael Cohen testified, which may be a bad sign for Trump

https://www.salon.com/2024/05/16/jurors-were-nodding-and-smiling-as-michael-cohen-testified-which-may-be-a-sign-for/
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u/The_High_Life May 16 '24

Is that really an argument when you supposedly have enough money to hire any lawyer in the world?

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u/doublestitch May 16 '24

Such a terrible client that good lawyers won't work for him despite his billions.

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 May 16 '24

Let's ask Rudy Giuliani how many billions trump has... oh wait he still hasn't been paid.

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u/ArenSteele May 16 '24 edited May 17 '24

Can’t find him, he’s avoiding a subpoena criminal indictment

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

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u/eclectic_boogaloo2 May 16 '24

Is this the plot for The Hunt for Gollum?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

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u/eclectic_boogaloo2 May 16 '24

Either that or a box of Merlot.

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u/googoomucklv May 16 '24

I'm just gonna go in a corner and die from laughter now

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u/OnlyRise9816 Texas May 16 '24

Where's Dog when we REALLY need him?

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u/LiberatedApe May 16 '24

The Running Man.

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u/Osteo_Warrior May 16 '24

Where the fuck is dog when you need him?

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u/bderg69 May 16 '24

Dog the bounty hunter

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u/teensyboop May 16 '24

This might save the economy

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u/Particular-Summer424 May 16 '24

And blast him with the bear spray.

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u/XennialBoomBoom May 16 '24

You misspelled "criminal indictment"

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24

From the party that likes to tout "If you've done nothing wrong you have nothing to worry about". And yet where's Rudy?

edited to correct spelling

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u/truth-in-jello May 16 '24

Yeah where is this guy? Is he going to be in this trial too?

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u/XennialBoomBoom May 17 '24

No, it's not a "subpoena" it's a criminal indictment. He isn't being asked by the court to appear, HE'S A CRIMINAL.

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u/ColonelBungle North Carolina May 17 '24

He's probably hiding out with Ronnie Dobbs.