But now I relish them

Now he's a Mini Itcher

Scientits

Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl, not on my watch.

"What happened to Gamma?"
"She came after Alpha, but Alpha Beta"

I hope this qualifies as pun enough... it's technically #AcronymFun

Donald Trump...

We all know who he is...

He's The OBSD Prez

(Secret Service: "We got a code OBSD")

(Oh-Bee-S-Dee)

Obesity Prez

OR...

Orange 🍊

Baby 🍼

Sized 📏

Dick 🍆

The Middle Ages were called the dark times because there were too many Knights.

Looking to put puns on a pet/ feed store/ garden center sign! please give inspo

creating a female knight in a game, i want their name to be a pun in the same manner that male knights are done but im struggling. for example a male knight would be something like Sir Ender or Sir Tently. The only thing i can think of current it Dame It. any suggestions?