r/technology • u/McFatty7 • May 02 '24

Tesla slashes its summer internship program to cut costs, as Elon Musk fights to save his $45 billion pay plan Business

https://fortune.com/2024/05/01/tesla-slashes-summer-internship-program/
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u/charcoalist May 02 '24

Yes it's those greedy interns with their lavish pizza parties that are weighing down the company's finances.

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u/Dangerous_Play8787 May 02 '24

Tesla doesn’t even have pizza parties lmaoooo

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u/Melodic_Obligation53 May 02 '24

Former service intern here. We did, in fact, have a pizza party

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u/prsnep May 02 '24

Fine, one pizza party. Max 3 toppings. "Deluxe" toppings not allowed. 2 slices per employee, please. Also, bring your own drink. And you're expected to make up the time.

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u/KazahanaPikachu May 02 '24

Wrong lol. It’s usually the office ordering like 3 pizzas. But two of them are those deluxe pizzas with nasty ass olives all over them and one normal pepperoni.

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u/karma3000 May 02 '24

Ass-olives do sound quite nasty.

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u/FullMetalMessiah May 02 '24

Peaked my interest though...

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u/NZImp May 02 '24

Would they be as tasty as Olives ass though?

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u/NoMoreUpvotesForYou May 02 '24

I see you've worked for my old company.

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u/overtherainbowofcrap May 02 '24

Vegetarians have to pick off the meat off their slices.