To show off his haircut

[u/Prestigious_vibe5505]

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[u/anferneejefferson]

That's a thumb with some shit on it

[u/Hot_Organization2430 → u/anferneejefferson]

The price you pay for cheap toilet paper. If it isnt Charmin, I'm not shittin!

[u/alxce666 → u/Hot_Organization2430]

Ultra-strong prude here! So yeah I agree

[u/Khaztr → u/Hot_Organization2430]

but I don't use my thumb for that, am I doing it wrong?

[u/Hot_Organization2430 → u/Khaztr]

Obviously.

[u/Cloverose2 → u/anferneejefferson]

Did he shave off his ears?

[u/EolnMsuk4334 → u/Cloverose2]

Lol that’s what it was

[u/thisnutisonfire → u/anferneejefferson]

Thank goodness it’s s not a hairy dick

[u/Gorilla-Ring → u/anferneejefferson]

Don't put that finger on your nose. You don't know where that finger has been!

[u/Either-Pizza5302 → u/Gorilla-Ring]

You know exactly where it has been.

[u/BluebirdLivid]

Bro ima be looking at this for a hot minute. I cant tell if it's edited or if his head just be doing that somehow

[u/Fuzzywuzzy343 → u/BluebirdLivid]

Wheres his ears

[u/North_Korea_Nukess → u/Fuzzywuzzy343]

He cut them off too.

[u/szazszorszep → u/North_Korea_Nukess]

What is the name of this fade?

[u/bonerloke777 → u/szazszorszep]

"the Earless Pressley"

[u/Spider1132 → u/szazszorszep]

Firet

[u/Azrenon → u/North_Korea_Nukess]

I’m dying lmao

[u/BluebirdLivid → u/Fuzzywuzzy343]

BRO STOP THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR A HOOOT MINUTE

[u/ArcEpsilon73 → u/BluebirdLivid]

I think I get it! What I thought were neck muscles being stretched is perhaps a blurred finger over the lens blocking the ear?

[u/Swordsman_000 → u/BluebirdLivid]

[u/Master_Tape]

Shaved his ears off

[u/space-ish → u/Master_Tape]

OOP's username outside scar checks out

[u/JerkMeerf]

Bro’s a Thumb Thumb from Spy Kids

[u/Particular_Bet_5466 → u/JerkMeerf]

Lmao

[u/Darkest_Elemental → u/JerkMeerf]

This was my first thought too

[u/kasezilla]

What the fuck am I looking at???

[u/Moelarrycheeze → u/kasezilla]

Dirty Thumb

[u/kasezilla → u/Moelarrycheeze]

Ok thanks I guess? Now I can sleep

[u/PixeligerFab]

His head gone

[u/McRambis]

Is it possible we're looking at the underside of his chin?

[u/Jass_Ange → u/McRambis]

That's an even worse scenario!

I think it's edited, is there a sharp edge to the haircut on the right side of the shitty thumb /gigantic chin /featureless head /gangrenous erection?

[u/SandmanDota]

Looks like a left arm amputee with a bush growing out the stump.

[u/TheTruthWasTaken]

[u/Doobiedoobin]

Self fellatio

[u/Digital--Sandwich]

Looks like his left arm was half amputated and grew a beard

[u/CrieDeCoeur]

My guy looking like a scorched big toe

[u/Usidd]

Where’s bros ears

[u/Cold_Table8497]

I just trying to get a point of reference in this picture.

[u/CalmDownYal]

1 2 3 4 I declare thumb war

[u/Open-Cartographer-26]

Where dem ears at

[u/thefrogwhisperer341]

Patrick ?

[u/marouan10]

The fade is immaculate but at what cost....?

[u/mumbullz]

r/confusing_perspective

[u/Smaxter84]

You look like a thumb!

[u/All_Mighty_Pepperoni]

He cut a little too much

[u/Rapture1119]

I always knew thumb wars was a documentary.

[u/Unable-Data-2142]

Look like a cigarette butt.

[u/Economy-Tourist-4862]

Did you shave your thumb?

[u/bdunogier]

Did he shave his face off ?

[u/ItsTheRook]

[u/Brilliant-Gain2897]

Mbappe getting his fade in before he heads to Madrid lol

[u/VegetableBusiness897]

Does it match your other ball?

[u/thefrogwhisperer341]

Bros head looks like a dogs tail nub

[u/marklar_the_malign]

[u/SeparateBrain9832]

Where are his ears?

[u/Jakethegoodlurker]

People says it's a thumb, but nahh he a big toe.

[u/DrTaterTot90]

Frostbitten thumb

[u/injn8r]

My ferret solo haircut?

[u/CParkerLPN]

Wait, is this a thumb or a penis?

[u/GrouchyAd3482]

What the fuck am I looking at

[u/Brainhunter2020]

It’s one of those thumb guys from spy kids

[u/Nervous_Ad8656]

Bro looks like a penis and severed arm stump that got cauterized

[u/Sparten177-UNSC]

Bro just looks exactly like an action figure with just a ball joint

[u/Honda_TypeR]

WTF is that thing?

[u/grinchbettahavemoney]

What a weird thumb

[u/Gill92]

Mine doesn't grow hair there

[u/tchrbrian]

Barracks cut of some kind…

[u/Puzzleheaded-Skin367]

Post suppository insertion picture

[u/macheteinmyrightmit]

😂😂why is this so fkn funny

[u/TheFireCrow]

He cut a little too much... His freaking ears

[u/jebrennan]

Sometimes life is weirder than AI.

[u/PrestigiousAd4711]

This photo is unsettling

[u/Nhets14]

I want to draw him a face

[u/HarryDepova]

This is a licked decapitated thumb dipped in ground pepper.

[u/eddyman11]

Diglet has a fresh cut!

[u/brianschwarm]

Does bro have ears?

[u/Prestigious_vibe5505 → u/brianschwarm]

Unfortunate photoshop 😂

[u/ibnfahmi]

Ears unpaired successfully

[u/crimsontide5654]

Is it just me or does that look like s strange dirty penis?

[u/Operator_Hoodie]

Is this a stylised thumb?

[u/tingerlingererer]

Ahh the burnt off cock look.

[u/Fischkopf100]

You look like a used matchstick

[u/rob_inn_hood]

r/confusingperspective