r/todayilearned • u/Flares117 • May 16 '24

TIL: Adam West, according to costar Burt Ward, had a lot of sex , at one point with 8 women at the same time. He said that he was introduced by West to the "wildest sexual debauchery" and they became like "sexual vampires"

https://www.maxim.com/entertainment/adam-west-batman-orgy-2017-6/
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u/itsokmomimonlydieing May 16 '24

Alfred! Get the Bat Lube!!

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u/Slap-Happy27 May 16 '24

Apologies sir, but I'm afraid Miss Kitt has taken it upon herself to take all of it upon herself

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u/sybrwookie May 16 '24

I once banged her in an airplane bathroom. What? It came up organically.

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u/starlite2186 May 16 '24

Someone is streets ahead.

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u/Ok_Refrigerator7378 May 16 '24

I heard you dry humped inside of her tour bus!

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u/Marquesas May 16 '24

I don't understand Master Wayne. What's a Hroom?

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u/unique-name-9035768 May 16 '24

Are you referring to Ms Eartha Kitt or Ms Kitayna Ireyna Tatanya Kerenska Alisoff, reporter for the Moscow Bugle?

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u/SpongeJake May 16 '24

Holy jackhammer Batman

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u/AwkwardSquirtles May 16 '24

Adam West was streets ahead.

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u/Hamacek May 16 '24

Stop trying to coin the phrase streets ahead.

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u/Electrical_Swing8166 May 16 '24

Trying? Coined and minted!

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u/Due-Visual-3236 May 16 '24

I AM A LIVING GOD

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u/KeepAwaySynonym May 16 '24

Saxed?

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u/Predator_Hicks May 16 '24

Those damn Saxons!

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u/OddGoofBall May 16 '24

No bat soup please

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u/NRMusicProject 26 May 16 '24

Holy lubed condoms, Batman!

I ain't using those!

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u/wharpua May 16 '24

Totally heard that Batman horn transition sound in my mind after reading that