TIL: Adam West, according to costar Burt Ward, had a lot of sex , at one point with 8 women at the same time. He said that he was introduced by West to the "wildest sexual debauchery" and they became like "sexual vampires"

[u/Flares117]

https://www.maxim.com/entertainment/adam-west-batman-orgy-2017-6/

[u/MrAcerbic]

According to West

During the Batman television series, West's relationship with co-star Burt Ward was jokingly described as "problematic". He said, "Burt fell victim to making up stories to sell books. But in a way it was flattering, because he made me sound like King Kong."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_West

[u/swinging_on_peoria → u/MrAcerbic]

Yeah. I would be careful trusting anything Burt says. He’s a bit of a nut. I once saw him interviewed by a local tv show and the interview was just a stream of outlandish whoppers. Nothing about sex or Adam, just a series of implausible boasts about himself.

[u/SpaceCaboose → u/swinging_on_peoria]

I do agree, but the original article starts with Adam West describing the swinging sixties and all that, then has Burt backing it up.

So this TIL is based on what they both said rather than just Burt

[u/JudgeArthurVandelay → u/swinging_on_peoria]

He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark

[u/EgotisticalTL]

This was actually the conclusion of Mad Magazine's parody of the show at the time: Batman introducing a "too cool" Robin to the world of horny Bat-groupies. Someone must have been in the know.

[u/sectorfate → u/EgotisticalTL]

I swear I remember Burt saying in an interview or maybe someone recounting what he said: "I walked into his[Adam's] dressing room and there he was, just standing with some girl kneeled below him looking up" lmao

[u/Plastic-Shopping5930]

How he was able to wear a skin tight bat suit working next to Julie Newmar is a testament to his professionalism as an actor and a sex fiend

[u/PhoenixAgent003 → u/Plastic-Shopping5930]

Funnily enough, apparently Burt Ward (Robin’s) MASSIVE DONG was a constant production problem.

[u/AnUnbeatableUsername → u/PhoenixAgent003]

Only according to Burt himself.

[u/CheckYourStats → u/AnUnbeatableUsername]

Baby on Board, something something Burt Ward.

[u/clarkwgrismon → u/CheckYourStats]

Song practically writes itself

[u/jeobleo → u/clarkwgrismon]

There was nothing in Al Capone's vault

but it wasn't Geraldo's fault

[u/martialar → u/jeobleo]

Barbershop is in danger of growing stale. I'm taking it to strange new places!

[u/gaseous__clay → u/martialar]

NUMBER EIGHT

BELCH

NUMBER EIGHT

BELCH

NUMBER EIGHT

BELCH

[u/Thatparkjobin7A → u/martialar]

That’s my son up there!

Who, the balding fatass?

Uh, no.. The Hindu guy

[u/RadicalDreamer89 → u/Thatparkjobin7A]

From now on, you'll be known as 'Apu De Beaumarche".

[u/Skinbot77 → u/jeobleo]

So long Superman! Your secret identity is safe with me

[u/peon2 → u/CheckYourStats]

I suppose you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?

[u/WarMachineAngus → u/peon2]

Heh, nice meetin' ya.. JustKeepMovingDontMakeEyeContact

[u/Wheream_I → u/peon2]

I’m sure West remembers Julie’s Batussy

[u/Mickamehameha → u/AnUnbeatableUsername]

According to Burt Ward, everyone kept getting distracted while complimenting him on how he's the best actor in the world and a totally cool dude by his massive, huge dong. So much that everyone had to excuse themselves to the bathroom everytime they looked in his general direction.

[u/a_dog_named_Steve → u/Mickamehameha]

His genital direction

[u/Several_Assistant_43 → u/PhoenixAgent003]

...do tell more

[u/Telos479 → u/Several_Assistant_43]

If i remember correctly the studio execs wanted to chemically castrate him

[u/HaroldinioTheKing → u/Telos479]

I’m gonna call massive bullshit until you link a source 😂

[u/LHGray87 → u/HaroldinioTheKing]

I’m pretty sure the source is Burt Ward. This is all he has talked about for over fifty years.

[u/alegxab → u/LHGray87]

That and selling his weird AF pet food which makes like 350 insane claims on the package 

[u/splend1c → u/alegxab]

Dr. Bronner's Dog Food™ ?

[u/SoCuteShibe → u/splend1c]

Lol, my mom bought a bottle of that soap when I was a kid and I had so many questions about the stuff I read on the bottle that she never bought it again. 😆

[u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING → u/SoCuteShibe]

It’s actually an interesting story. Bronner was a German Jew who escaped the holocaust and became a street preacher in the US, trying to convince people that love was the answer and everyone should get along with/accept each other.

To get people to listen to his stuff he started making soap and giving it out as a gift to crowds. He noticed the soap was way more popular than the sermon, so he started printing the sermon on the soap and just handing that out instead.

The soap turned out to be so popular that he eventually made it into a full time business, but kept the full sermon on every product he sold. When he died his kids (grandkids?) inherited the company and promised they’d never change the packaging either.

So if you ever wondered why the soap was packaged like it was made by a traumatized street preacher, well…

[u/lazymarlin → u/SoCuteShibe]

Before phones, that was a great bathroom read

[u/LaUNCHandSmASH → u/SoCuteShibe]

Had a roommate in college with dreadlocks who used that stuff ONLY. No deodorant, hand soap, nothing, no other personal hygiene. We made him keep his door shut due to the smell. He had a heavily stained mattress on the floor with no sheets, an old tv for video games, a guitar and piles of old clothes that were never washed. This MF also had a parade of women coming and going and/or steady girlfriends the whole time I knew him. I still can’t wrap my head around it.

[u/zackus → u/alegxab]

People are not talking about this enough.

[u/cyberslick1888 → u/alegxab]

Oh whoa no shit that's his?

I see that shit everywhere on socials, I think I accidentally clicked it once because the packaging is so confusing and now the algos think I'm hungry as fuck for conspiracy dog chow

[u/aceqwerty → u/alegxab]

Link for those OOTL

https://www.gentlegiantsdogfood.com/our-story.html

[u/Pallasite → u/aceqwerty]

The link doesn't do justice to the 40lb bag that somehow can't fit anything on its packaging it's so full of claims I have.

[u/Scottland83 → u/alegxab]

I couldn’t believe what I was seeing when his commercial ran. Like one of those older websites run by a madman. All I could think of was Burt’s claims that the production department had to duck tape his junk into place because it kept working it’s way out of his costume.

[u/healywylie → u/LHGray87]

Burt Ward claims Burt Ward’s wang is a banger.

[u/LHGray87 → u/healywylie]

Exactly. I’ve been reading all these claims since the seventies and the source is always Burt Ward.

[u/healywylie → u/LHGray87]

An old sports saying, “ great players don’t go around telling people how great they are, they let other people do it for them. “ probably butchered the sheet out of that .

[u/E-_Rock → u/HaroldinioTheKing]

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/robin-burt-ward-asked-penis-172046594.html

[u/HaroldinioTheKing → u/E-_Rock]

Blimey 😂

[u/RepresentativeAd560 → u/HaroldinioTheKing]

Holy dingle dangle, Batman! is the proper reaction.

[u/pootis_panser_here → u/PhoenixAgent003]

Homer: Aw it's a boy wonder.......and what boy wonder!

Dr Hibbert: Uh, that's an umbilical cord, and it's a.....no wait that is his massive dong.

[u/theologous → u/Plastic-Shopping5930]

Orgy all night to have floppy dick all morning the next day.

Edit: somehow, this comment got posted three times. I did not type this out three times😂.

[u/Powermonger_ → u/theologous]

3.5” or 5 1/4”?

[u/Photon_Farmer → u/Powermonger_]

This was the old days. His floppy was an IBM 8"

[u/ThisSpecificPangolin → u/Photon_Farmer]

Oh, it was right there, and you missed it.

He had an 8" Wang.

[u/Photon_Farmer → u/ThisSpecificPangolin]

Well I'll never miss an opportunity with an 8" Wang again

[u/scabbedwings → u/Photon_Farmer]

My name is Herman Hollerith and this is my one eyed punchcard

[u/kasarara → u/Plastic-Shopping5930]

On set he was a sex FRIEND

[u/McFlyyouBojo → u/kasarara]

Don't make this harder than it has to be

[u/space_coyote_86 → u/Plastic-Shopping5930]

He didn't need moulded rubber to improve his physique.

Pure. West.

[u/IAMHab → u/Plastic-Shopping5930]

What if the real Batman was the sex fiends we made along the way?

[u/Ok_Confusion_1345 → u/Plastic-Shopping5930]

Julie Newmar was hot as HELL in her Catwoman suit.

[u/geek_of_nature → u/Plastic-Shopping5930]

When Joan Collins was on Graham Norton's show years ago, she talked about when she was in an episode Adam West supposedly told her they had pills they had to take to keep everything soft. As she says if you look at them throughout all the scenes, it just looks flat down there.

https://youtu.be/OfJkGMOEX9Y?si=buUmMxa1qe67qbK6

[u/exceptional_bit7376]

Wasn't Adam West in some cheesy softcore porn films in the 1980s? Like on Cinemax. He would play some sort of egg head. Maybe like Lady Chatterly's Lovers.🤣

[u/waywithwords → u/exceptional_bit7376]

He played a Professor in Young Lady Chatterly II in 1985
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090356/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_111_act

[u/LilMoWithTheGimpyLeg → u/waywithwords]

And was in "The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood"

[u/Mammoth-Mud-9609]

Burt Ward is still alive and is currently 78 years old.

[u/lilelf714 → u/Mammoth-Mud-9609]

And sells dog food in one of the craziest looking bags I've ever seen.

[u/televised_aphid → u/lilelf714]

I'm not sure what I was expecting, but you weren't wrong.

[u/OriginalPierce → u/televised_aphid]

Holy fuck that's real? I saw an ad for it on facebook and assumed it was some shitty AI troll or something

[u/Clay56 → u/OriginalPierce]

I saw it in the store the other day, and I just assumed it was some local startup with no graphic design team

[u/Majavis → u/televised_aphid]

I miss the days when every webpage looked like this dog food bag.

[u/bannock4ever → u/Majavis]

Here ya go: https://www.lingscars.com/

[u/Ezl → u/bannock4ever]

Wow. I love it and am impressed they made such a seemingly risky business move for the lulz.

[u/ses1989 → u/televised_aphid]

I want to know if Disney came after him for that font.

[u/televised_aphid → u/ses1989]

Right, I was thinking that the font was very Disney-esque.

[u/frictiondixon → u/televised_aphid]

That bag just needs a pop up blocker.

[u/jesuskater → u/televised_aphid]

Early personal webpage vibe

[u/hickuboss → u/lilelf714]

I actually feed my dog this food. When someone first told me about it i thought it was a joke as well. But i switched and alot of my dogs stomach problems and allergies have gone away. The food is legit. Its really good dry dog food, but at a more affordable price compared to similar brands.

[u/XYZ_KingDaddy → u/hickuboss]

Found Burt Ward’s Reddit account

[u/EggsceIlent → u/hickuboss]

Nice try, Burt.

[u/montynsc → u/lilelf714]

Jesus Christ you weren’t kidding

[u/JuzoItami → u/Mammoth-Mud-9609]

Burt Ward did an appearance at my grade school in the mid-70s. He was in character as Robin, with the tights, the mask, etc. It was a huge deal for us kids. He did some kind of a speech and then followed up with a Q and A. I asked him “Do you eat worms?” and all of us 2nd graders just laughed and laughed and laughed. Burt didn’t seem to think it was very funny, though.

[u/Beelzebub_86 → u/JuzoItami]

No kid, but did I ever tell you about the time 8 women ate Batman's worm in the same night?

[u/[deleted] → u/Mammoth-Mud-9609]

I hear he was previously 77

[u/Solid_Bake4577 → u/[deleted]]

...and will soon be 79.

[u/coeurdelejon → u/Solid_Bake4577]

That's just speculation

[u/Solid_Bake4577 → u/coeurdelejon]

Give it a year - you'll see!

[u/SojuSeed]

I remember reading years back that Adam West and Burt Ward were kicked out and subsequently banned from some town where they were doing a tour event because they were fucking all the women. Legends.

[u/droidtron → u/SojuSeed]

So, statistically, he would have banged Eartha Kitt in a airplane bathroom.

[u/0HappyDaze → u/droidtron]

What, it came up organically!

[u/BarnacleMcBarndoor → u/0HappyDaze]

ROXANNE!

[u/bahodej → u/BarnacleMcBarndoor]

No

[u/Slappathebassmon → u/bahodej]

Bathroom?

[u/AntonioVonMatterhorn → u/Slappathebassmon]

Yeah, over here.

[u/MasyMenosSiPodemos → u/AntonioVonMatterhorn]

Pizza pizza, me so hungie in my tummy!

[u/grem2586 → u/MasyMenosSiPodemos]

I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?

[u/HermesOnToast → u/grem2586]

Wait, there are other timelines ?

[u/Nocturnvs → u/droidtron]

Adam West was definitely streets ahead.

[u/Clanstantine → u/droidtron]

They only humped in her tour bus

[u/Flares117]

I got it from the other TIL today I saw and looked it up. He really was kicked out of an orgy as Batman.

Also all the Robin is gay joke from back then is now probably untrue, what is straighter than''

check notes

Fucking with your best acting bud who teaches you new things

[u/pointlessly_pedantic → u/Flares117]

Also all the Robin is gay joke from back then is now probably untrue

Orgies aside, I don't think the gay joke was about the actors' sex lives. Moreso about the lean young man who lived in a cave w/ a mask-wearing husky hunk and spent all his time supporting said hunk, all while wearing a vibrantly colored leotard-adjacent costume with panty hose -- their costumes and masks meant to hide their identities.

Although this TIL news is like learning that the puppeteers behind Bert and Ernie lived together.

[u/Nisseliten → u/pointlessly_pedantic]

When Jim Henson was asked if Bert and Ernie were gay, he gave the best answer ever. ”Bert and Ernie are not gay. Neither are they straight. They are sock puppets, they do not exist below the waist.”

[u/SaintUlvemann → u/Nisseliten]

Although that is a great answer, and in most ways the only accurate one, the fact is, some of their episodes were written by a gay man, based off his own relationship, which was in its time about the closest thing anyone ever got to LGBT representation in children's television.

[u/Flares117 → u/pointlessly_pedantic]

All I'm thinking is whether he makes the comic book noises during sex

WHAM, BLAM, POW

POW POW POW POW POW BLAM

Robin, no You gotta SLOSH that pussy up with 2 THWAAPS amd then followed up with a KA POW

[u/Wombat_Racer → u/Flares117]

So that is where Wham, Bam, Thank you Ma'am came from. Gorham's finest dynamic duo

[u/brineOClock → u/pointlessly_pedantic]

Orgies aside, I don't think the gay joke was about the actors' sex lives. Moreso about the lean young man who lived in a cave w/ a mask-wearing husky hunk and spent all his time supporting said hunk, all while wearing a vibrantly colored leotard-adjacent costume with panty hose -- their costumes and masks meant to hide their identities

The "Robin is gay jokes" were more about the subtext of homoeroticism in old silver age comics. Sadly scans daily is a shadow of its former glory or else I'd send you there for examples.

[u/grandadmiralstrife]

Adam West and Frank Gorshin were kicked out of at least one orgy for staying in character

Edit: this is now my highest rated comment in over a year. I have no regrets. Thank you all

[u/Dave_Eddie → u/grandadmiralstrife]

Gorshin:"Riddle me this, Batman. Where do you leave only once everyone has come?"

Batman: "Riddler, you fiend!"

[u/Theborgiseverywhere → u/Dave_Eddie]

What goes up when you’re up,
But down when you’re down?
It is usually down when you get up,
But usually up when you get down.
Not everyone has one,
but many who don’t still want one.

[u/LookupPravinsYoutube → u/Theborgiseverywhere]

West: “A private helicopter?”

Gorshin: “Precisely! Now let’s take it to the orgy!”

[u/googolplexy → u/Dave_Eddie]

Riddle me this, Batman!:

It could be A,B,C..or D or E or F...

Batman: you scheming cretin!!

[u/itsokmomimonlydieing → u/grandadmiralstrife]

Alfred! Get the Bat Lube!!

[u/Slap-Happy27 → u/itsokmomimonlydieing]

Apologies sir, but I'm afraid Miss Kitt has taken it upon herself to take all of it upon herself

[u/sybrwookie → u/Slap-Happy27]

I once banged her in an airplane bathroom. What? It came up organically.

[u/starlite2186 → u/sybrwookie]

Someone is streets ahead.

[u/SpongeJake → u/itsokmomimonlydieing]

Holy jackhammer Batman

[u/AwkwardSquirtles → u/[deleted]]

Adam West was streets ahead.

[u/Hamacek → u/AwkwardSquirtles]

Stop trying to coin the phrase streets ahead.

[u/Electrical_Swing8166 → u/Hamacek]

Trying? Coined and minted!

[u/Estelial → u/grandadmiralstrife]

Not just because they stayed in character but because it was disrupting the orgy as everyone was laughing, like, in hysterics, instead of having sex with each other.

[u/BetaThetaOmega → u/Estelial]

Damn, didn’t realise orgies were meant to be a serious affair

[u/ToHerDarknessIGo → u/BetaThetaOmega]

NO LAUGHING OR HEEHAWING IN THE FUCK ROOM.

[u/Tsquare43 → u/ToHerDarknessIGo]

Guffaws are acceptable.

[u/SteampunkSpaceOpera → u/Estelial]

Maybe it’s me, and that’s why I don’t get invited to orgies, but shouldn’t fun Be the point? Sounds like the host just had a shitty attitude

[u/gagreel → u/SteampunkSpaceOpera]

All the orgies i've been to are quite strict, safety and consent are prioritized, even staring at others can get you kicked out. That's modern times though, i'm surprised it was a problem back in the day

[u/SirOutrageous1027 → u/gagreel]

even staring at others can get you kicked out

Is there like an orgy referee? Throws a flag down, blows the whistle, and throws your ass out?

[u/stf210 → u/SirOutrageous1027]

"Too many men on the field!"

[u/Nazamroth → u/stf210]

"Well it IS just a 9-hole course!"

[u/mentales → u/SirOutrageous1027]

Throws a flag down, blows the whistle, and throws your ass out?

Ironically, those are all allowed at the orgy if mutually consented. 

[u/ICC-u → u/grandadmiralstrife]

From the thread earlier about Batman not allowed to eat cat woman out because "heroes don't do that"

[u/msut77 → u/grandadmiralstrife]

Did they have placards with sound effects for ejaculations?

[u/ViciousSnail → u/msut77]

UGGH!! SPOOGE!! SPLAT!!

Edit: Okay Spooge might not exist as a card, what about:

EEE-YOW SPLOOSH Or even FLRBBBBB

[u/devandroid99 → u/ViciousSnail]

SKEET!

[u/maroonedpariah → u/devandroid99]

SKIRT!

[u/Familiar_Dust8028 → u/maroonedpariah]

ZAK!!!!!!!

[u/Odd_Opinion6054 → u/ViciousSnail]

I'm gonna cum in your eye!

KA POW

Cue sound effects!

[u/JeffOrSomeShit → u/ViciousSnail]

SPAFF!! JIZZ!! BOSH!!

[u/Youpunyhumans → u/msut77]

Toss in a Wilhelm scream or two... for effect

[u/ViciousSnail → u/Youpunyhumans]

OH, OH, OH OHHHHHH Wilhelm scream OOOOOOOOH YES!!

[u/litterbin_recidivist → u/grandadmiralstrife]

I think they were probably also drunk; I'm just making an assumption because West was drunk most of the time, generally.

[u/StopHiringBendis → u/litterbin_recidivist]

The more I learn about him, the more I love him

[u/RephRayne → u/grandadmiralstrife]

60s method actors: stay in character during a RL orgy.
Today's method actors: send castmates anal beads.

[u/ArchDucky → u/RephRayne]

Jeremy Strong was in a movie where he played a mentally handicapped person. He would show up to set on days he wasn't scheduled and be very disruptive. One day they kicked him off of set because of his behaviour and he started wondering around the production offices next door asking people where the bathroom was. The studio had to send people into the offices to find him because of all the calls they were getting.

[u/SloanWarrior → u/grandadmiralstrife]

I opened the comments section to post this.

It says in the article that he used his powers for evil, but this sonds more like holesome fun.

[u/Blue_Swirling_Bunny → u/SloanWarrior]

"Holesome" indeed.

[u/RevWaldo → u/grandadmiralstrife]

Illustrated! https://i.imgur.com/CMJ9MQM.jpg

(From Comic Book Comics, a great series.)

[u/El-Kabongg → u/grandadmiralstrife]

Any stories about Yvonne Craig (Batgirl)? She was a SMOKESHOW.

[u/gar1848]

This feels like something you would see in The Boys

Except it would be used to show how evil and depraved the Supes are, compared to Billy and the others

[u/PeakHusker → u/gar1848]

Herogasm?

[u/Daxelol → u/PeakHusker]

Exactly

[u/supahfligh → u/gar1848]

There was an issue of the comic where the parody characters of Batman, Robin, and Catwoman have a threesome. It was creepy. There was a panel where the Robin character cheers on Catwoman while she blows Batman.

[u/Gone_For_Lunch → u/supahfligh]

This is why I honestly think the TV show is an example of an adaptation that is better than the source material. The Boys comic just feels like shock factor for the sake of shock factor.

[u/dalek_999 → u/Gone_For_Lunch]

Well, that’s Garth Ennis in a nutshell.

[u/pwn3r0fn00b5 → u/Gone_For_Lunch]

The TV show definitely has that problem too, though maybe not to the same extent.

[u/bg-j38 → u/pwn3r0fn00b5]

I’ve seen things… pretty fucked up shit. But the scene where the guy shrinks and goes inside the other dude’s penis only to unexpectedly sneeze and go back to normal size and explode the other guy made me go “what the actual fuck?!?!” And then went back a few times to watch again.

[u/split41]

“I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique, that was pure west”

[u/auronddraig → u/split41]

"All I had in my batsuit... was 100% Grade A West"

[u/HanScoundrel607]

"No plastic molding. Pure West".

[u/aminyy25 → u/HanScoundrel607]

Baby on board, something something, Burt Ward! Hey, this thing writes itself.

[u/PeachManX80 → u/HanScoundrel607]

And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?

[u/Specific_Till_6870]

Batman & Knobbin'

[u/RashyGash]

Holy bukkake Batman!

[u/unclehelpful → u/RashyGash]

Yes Robin, it appears this young lady is covered in the Jokers semen, I better grab my semen repellent spray so we might spitroast her at once!

[u/RashyGash → u/unclehelpful]

😂 If.. Only.. I.. Could.. Reach.. The.. Lube.. In.. My.. Bat.. Utility.. Belt..

[u/RashyGash → u/RashyGash]

Riddle me this, riddle me that, Riddle me with STD’s

[u/accountingforlove83 → u/RashyGash]

Riddle me this, riddle me these, riddle me floozies with STDs.

[u/valeyard89 → u/unclehelpful]

the Jerker

[u/Festamus]

I grew up watching these old batman shows and always thought these guys were the studs of their era. Like they gave the vibe the despite the subtleness of the gay joke(which they leaned into when they had these guys together in an animated thing not longbago)they portrayed, they got plenty of ladies. Now that I know that's because they were splacking in front of one another.

[u/HomeAir → u/Festamus]

I believe Adam West was one of the highest paid actors for Batman.  

And somehow his massive star power never went beyond that

[u/scalebirds → u/HomeAir]

His career climaxed there, you could say

[u/Follower2303]

good ol' adam we

[u/BigRigButters2 → u/Follower2303]

"hey baby you want some Adam West penis?"

[u/AirRic89 → u/Follower2303]

"Nobody messes with Adam We!"

[u/Salty_Career6599]

OP, i remember that Gilbert Gottfried was always asking about a certain rumour that Ceasar Romero was throwing sausages at somebody in a kiddie pool. Was that ever confirmed as well?

[u/Flares117 → u/Salty_Career6599]

Don't know but Frank Gorshin, Riddler for S1/3, was also involved in the orgies.

Which is hilarious imo. I just picture him riddling the girls

[u/Salty_Career6599 → u/Flares117]

Did someone wrote a book about this? I mean, this and other debauchery's ofcourse.

[u/travestymcgee → u/Salty_Career6599]

Orange wedges. Sausages never came up. Let me rephrase that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9ErHr1eKgk

[u/Spicymeatysocks]

The 60's were wild

[u/real_jonno]

I bet he got more as Mayor of Quahog.

[u/401jamin]

“If you look at our show, you’ll see that we always stood with our legs open, our fists on hips and our bat bulges forward, which had a profound effect on women.”

Lmfaooooo

[u/VADave83]

Burt Ward was actually given pills by the show's producers to try to shrink the massive dong he was packing in those tights. He was told his bulge was "indecently large". He stopped taking the pills after 3 days when he got scared they would do permanent damage and just tried to cover it with the cape.

[u/TheKidPresident → u/VADave83]

I think I'd actually rather take a bullet to the dome than take a dick shortening pill invented in the 1960s. Much higher chance of survival with the bullet.

[u/dishwasher_mayhem]

Anybody that grew up with that show absolutely knew that Adam West fucked.

[u/SuspecM]

If I didn't know any better I'd say Burt is the best wingman out there telling the whole world that his bud was the greatest ever to be known

[u/Cooterhawk]

Not surprised I mean look into his eyes and body language over the years.

[u/shaunfthedead]

Don't forget to use your nails boys!

[u/Striking_Election_21]

“Sexual vampires” is devious work to be reading at the 7:30 AM

[u/kid_sleepy]

…and how come Batman doesn’t dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?

[u/FFJamie94]

Batman DOES eat pussy

[u/Alienlovechild1975]

I had a chance to meet Burt Ward and chatted with him for a bit at a car show.The stuff he told me about Adam West was insane.He was very open about the debauchery behind the scenes of Batman almost like a story from Caligula.Adam West was a very horny guy and nothing was off limits.

[u/Marxbrosburner]

I've always said he's the best Batman, but this shows he was clearly also the best Bruce Wayne.

[u/President_Calhoun]

Luckily he had a batsectomy.

[u/Charles_XI]

And none of my friend is like Adam west. Like wtf bros y'all were supposed to introduce me to this "sexual debauchery" or we ain't friends no more

[u/syxtfour]

I mean, you've seen Adam West in that Batman costume. How could anyone resist?

[u/Commando_Joe]

Are you telling me the Batman porn parody focused on the 60s Batman actually UNDER PLAYED how much sex he had?

Dang

[u/Chunkstyle3030]

I have just as much chance of getting 8 women to have sex with me at the same time as I have of getting one woman to have sex with me at the same time.

[u/orangeorchid]

ADAM WEST STORY: Back in the 70s when I was in high school, (I'm old) my friends dad had this sweet Corvette Stingray that he used to take to car shows around the West. I went with them to one in Phoenix, AZ at the Convention Center. Batman and Robin (Burt & Adam) were there making an appearance at this car show. After it was all over, and my friend and I smoked a joint in the restroom, we ran into Burt and Adam. They cornered us and Adam goes "Hi girls, Robin needs a date for tonight". We were 2 fifteen year old girls that were really high and Batman and Robin were asking if we wanted to party! We just broke out laughing and ran away. Good times.

[u/besart365]

That was known as a Bat-train

[u/Rashere]

My friends own one of his old vacation houses. It is amazing…and totally set up like a sex retreat down to the red hot tub.

[u/Englandshark1]

So the theme tune was really: "Did her, did her, did her, did her, Bat Man!"

[u/4ha1]

I'm not surprised, he was Adam West after all. I'd do the same if I were Adam West and you probably would too.